Dream Time - SuperJer Forum

aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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Well, I just fell asleep while this thread was in front of me. I was only asleep for twenty minutes or so, but I dreamed the fuck out of those twenty minutes.

It all started because McDonald's ran into a legal issue that required them to take chicken McNuggets off of their menu unless they were sold in groupings of three for seventy-five cents. The obvious result of this catastrophe is that I was financially devastated. There's no hidden meaning here, it just didn't make sense. My only rational option was to become a hypnotist and swindle my way back to success.

My first target was a seedy looking motel in California. I intended to rob travelers of their valuables, but the place had been refurbished into a secret brothel. I attempted to enter along with one of the working girls, but I was forced to wait outside for 'security clearance' or some such. After I went inside the girls tried to convince me they weren't really prostitutes, and that they were really just doing all of this because they needed money to appease a monster in the darkness. They weren't making much sense and it all sounded like a bunch of hooey, but I wasn't planning on paying anyway. I noticed a safe in the office that likely contained the means to success.

I was led around by a tanned girl in a blue t-shirt and panties to the various rooms to see my options. I should mention that she had a weirdly low voice, although still feminine. The first room contained a woman dressed like a wizard. This included a fake white beard. I didn't comment. The second room contained an older woman in an excessive and bulbous green dress. I passed. The third room contained a very attractive woman in her mid-twenties except that the room looked like the bedroom of a teenage girl and she was dressed to match. She was chewing gum and reading a magazine on her bed. She glanced up at me and just said, "No." We moved on. The final room contained a pair of twins in plaid skirts. One appeared very happy to see me, and the other looked very upset and was stacking music CD's precariously in the middle of the room. They were hot and everything, but this was no time for a cooter sandwich. My guide declared something along the lines of "Or you can just fuck this meat right here and now!" gangsta style in her low voice while pointing at herself. I said I'd seen enough.

I snapped my fingers and she went into a daze. As did the twins who were still watching us. After directing her to open the safe and retrieving the precious monies within, I told her (while she was still in a daze) that a thirteen year-old boy who they had offended after repeated visits stole it out of spite. I don't really know why I said that.

Sadly, I'm forgetting this one extremely fast. All I can remember is that I eventually ended up in a mob boss's mansion. He knew about my hypnotism, which required line of sight to my fingers as I snapped them, and had several guards facing away from me, ready to respond to any funny business. He was upset because his daughter's dog had been eaten by the monster that the prostitutes were appeasing after I stole the money. She was also upset. I was even more upset because I thought they were going to shoot me. Things were upset, y'hear? With my hand in my pocket, where the mob boss told me to keep it, I managed to strike a match. The fire spread up my sleeve and I reacted with surprise. Everyone in the room was also surprised and all turned to face me. I laid the hammer down with my hypnotism and the fire arbitrarily went out. Apparently I could hypnotize fire too. I was so excited about my badass maneuver that I woke up.

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2010 Jul 19 at 10:36 UTC — Ed. 2010 Jul 19 at 10:37 UTC