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Sick vid
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Be safe pal and why the hell did you join the army and not the air force? way less chance of getting shot in the airforce than the army. The air force is like a little city of tons of shit to be doing at a base and not haveing to go to battle. Pretty much if your not an officer your not flying and your on the ground. Not always but more brass in the air than not.

Anyways be ready for Blanket partys and drinking Tang in your canteen.

There are a few more thing you need to know before you go as well.

#1 Never eat the jello.
#2 Never eat the jello.
#3 If you eat the jello you did not listen.

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This is not a "Rick Roll"

I kinda like the song myself.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgUrqGFxV3Q
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This is what I grew up watching on late nite TV!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMsDaPZ3foA&feature=related
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Thats funny shit!
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I am sure you will look very handsome in it.
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The song is kinda kool in this video and as you read they still dont know wtf it was. Funny thing is this just happen on the 7th and just heard about it now. Normaly I could not give a shit about this crap but this one is deff top tear UFO video to watch.

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/ufo-over-chinese-airport/20l0xekk?q=UFO+sighting&rel=msn&from=en-us_msnhp>1=42007
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Welcome back little buddy!

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Great job on the game I played it for 7 min no more but really liked it!

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Somebody loves you.
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Who is leaveing?
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Just use one of my Logging stories and add some math shit too it. Its a A+ with your name on it!

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I think (Squirl Bait) would be a great name for you....I have no idea about the rest of this crap.

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Dude its all good.

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Jer is gonna put it on my PC prob saturday night. maybe will have something to offer you then.

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Sick vid
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How did you guys know that he was broke? he just signed on a house today and pretty much emptyed his pockets....Dont worrie though Ill buy him some food.

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I vote NO on this dumb ass as well...lets keep it real!

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I member one day when Aaron and Jer were in the car with me and Aaron asked that same question.....He did not even see it coming lol!

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His acount is vlastalica with all his favorite song
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That was a good idea, we need more porn on this board!

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Agreed!

I would much rather just see a new asshole, this guy is old hat now.

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Superjer is trying to ONE UP us all. He is now growing a mustach with just his nose hair!

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Super jer worked next to a guy that would touch his private parts at work then smell his hand right after wards.

Yeah it was a real shame.

PS true storie

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All the bitches at my office have them and just love them to death...

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And sounds as good as the old stuff. And singing about something are good buddy Obama cut back on from 300 to 28 units.

I cant stand that ass dart!

Can you figure out what it is?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJZp8cJuDj8&feature=related

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From the show "In liveing color" back in the day....
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He is a very sick boy and stuck in his bed. He would love to hear from all you tards on how much you love him and wish him well.

Ok people lets step up here and make him proud! or not....

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Like this one???

http://www.stolensite.com/

Guess who ownes it and runs it....

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Ill will bring your request up tonight at coffee and tell jer that you are in need of his talents.

Best way to get him to do one is a great Idea though. So get some ideas and post um and 10-1 if he really really likes it he will make one.

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I need you truck tomorrow to get my new bed in kirkland, have you people call my people. Or better yet just call me back little buddy!
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Sorry but the header there said it all, nothing to say here.
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Fixed!
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I am pretty sure you can click on them and save to DT and use um as wall paper??
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I up loaded them to this site, let me know what you think.

http://www.flickr.com/search/?w=39277584@N08&q=&m=text

I am Vlastalica btw
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Listen Pal! why are you not in bed?
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I really liked that stupid fuck! and I am not sure why anyone on here would have a dis taste for him just becouse he was a total ASS dart!

Come on were is the love???
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What ever happend to that BAG LICKER anyways?
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Dude I love that song! I clicked on it 4 times!
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I dont post much for some odd reason.
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Yeah I dont think there dieing yet, hell at one point a few years back there was Jer and a NASA chimp on here.

So I Think were doing ok still.
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Ok so thats one virgen!
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I need to know this to better understand you.......
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Ill try to help and log in next week.
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Man I thought there was gonna be a video or some shit to watch..
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Can I get one more point so it will be a even 100?
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At the 2nd hand store!


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What has this ass dart in his past that makes you guys all think he is gonna be so damn great....he has a 0 track record and so many are all on board with this f tard.

P.S. He is a Politcians and I have been watching these jackass for countless years and have yet to be WOWed by any of them.

Lets make sure we bump this post in 4 years so we can over this lol.
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Going bowling tonight so get your dead ass out of the crapper and get up here!

Signed

Your buddy Homeslice :O)
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I requested it I think...
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There is like 10 noobs there eatting his food!
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If you want anything done ask me, I have the ear of the SuperJer!
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Signed

HomeSlice XOXO
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Listen Tard Boy!

Only One post a day for you from now on, this is just silly!
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Could disco save your life?

Yep. That's the conclusion of a University of Illinois medical school study, which found that the Bee Gees' disco anthem "Stayin' Alive" can teach proper CPR technique.

How so? It's all about tempo. The song has 103 beats per minute, a pace that matches the recommended rhythm of chest compressions for CPR. Keep the song in your head, and you keep up the right pace.

Turns out the med school testers aren't the only ones to get into the disco groove. The American Heart Association also recommends "Stayin' Alive" for CPR training sessions.

Disco not your thing? This song by Queen works, too, but the title's not so encouraging.
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Ok I like that!

I was thinking back in the day, a pie slice of a house with people falling out ect, but hell that would be so hard to do!

Yours rocks!
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Hell it was probably me a year ago, I was just digging around and I found it and it made me laugh :O)
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The sky was blue
The moon was high
We were alone just her and I.

Her hair was brown
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted me to do

So with all my courage
I did my best
I placed my hand upon her brest
I trembled I shook and felt her heart
Slowly she spread her legs apart.

I knew she was ready
But i did not know this was the first experience at milking a cow !
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I am here Little buddy!
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Well done little buddy!
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Ok, were did these ASS DARTS come from?
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This was totaly under the radar in the news so I had to share. Its all about Ants!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/02/04/2154337.htm
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There is no miss Aaronnjer! this is probably some dude in his dirty underwear typeing away on the SJ boards, and were are all part of his EVIL plot....
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Listen Pal! lets keep it local :O)
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Ok that was damn funny! well done my squirly little friend....
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Thats really nice!
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To be onest I found this post on MSN home page yeasterday. Sorry I was not that board either lol.
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Hey gay guys normaly have TONS of GF so get back out there and spread the word!
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You guys just be nice to me and tell your GFs!
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This is my site btw Jer help alot though building it. Please tell you girl friends about it so it will become a HUGE internet HIT! thank you all for helping ahead of time I know you will pass cards out at school and make posters as well. You guys rock!

Jamieshoes.com
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What in the DOG FUCK are we reading here!
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Hey, I am sorry man. I wish there was something I could do to help you threw this. I can see by the number of post you have made this is very hard on you.

I am sorry ;O(
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I found SuperJer at Denneys around 8pm years ago, then he told me about this site.
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Does anyone really have a clue here?
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Hold IT!!!! I was a lumber jack...why I ota!
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That sounds fairly UBER.
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Pretty much the $$ means. Well as you go to the line and before you let go of the ball we normaly hackle eachother and Yell (THATS MONEY!) even though the ball is sill in your hand. Aaron as been bowling a solid 60 game since we started and yeah thats right...thats pretty much $$.

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And his MOM picks up the phone and I hear her asking him do you want to talk? I am like wtf is going on. Long storie short no one talked to me or called me back. Yeah I know he was at Disney Land all day and he was probabaly tired from playing with Mickey but come on!

BTW when we went bowling on Friday nite Aaron and Jer were $$

Ok I am now signing off from somewere In the North West.
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So yeah yesterday Jer had me buy him drugs cuz his name was in the system and he was flaged. So yeah thats right his good old buddy came to the rescue and bought him his shit so he could have his fix. Did he say thanks ....nah just give me the shit and be quick about it!


More news at 11:00
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Dude its those damn guitar hero drums. And when he thinks no one is around, he wears this yellow wig and sings!
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Yeah thats right jer and will be going to our Fav 1/2 star resturant tonight. Then we will be swing by Walgrens for random shit, then I am goin home and going to sleep. jer on the other hand will prob go home and beat on his damn drums like a Island savage till all hours of the nite. THE END



This post was made since the bards were kinda quite.

PS. you guys owe me now!
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Aaron i got the super feet deals at the fair and they seam to work pretty well so far.
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Well let me say this in another way. Jer is have a slumber party atm and it gets over sometime tomorrow nite, everyone smells like pickels and cheese and Arron is locked in the bath room watching Star Trek. Yeah pretty weird shit but dont worrie I made it out alive and I am home now safe!
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Jer is haveing a lan party at his house and there are like 8 peeps there. So alot of the posting types are there includeing Arron.
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Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City. In November 2000,
Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago
motor home. On his first trip home, having joined the
freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly
left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself
a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the Winnie left the
freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr Grazinski sued
Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he
couldn't actually do this. He was awarded $1,750,000 plus
a new Winnie. (Winniebago actually changed their
handbooks on the back of this court case, just in case
there are any other complete morons buying their
vehicles.)
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Let me answear your question with a question:

Why is Moon rock worth so much?

This is what I told Arrnon one day when he was chokeing on a cup cake.
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Who is this ass dart anyways?
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Wow! you guys are both noobs. That was so perfect to put in front of this post "Bad image" Get it? the show was bad, did not want to be there, OMG feel sorry for Homeslice.
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**BAD IMAGE**So tonight I was over at Jers and he made me watch Valley Girls with him. A movie from the 80s, totaly tubebuler man
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2morrow i gonna try better 4 u then!
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Question: Have you ever thought about metting a person that has never tryed gum. And explaining to them what it taste like? now this is pretty deep so if this is too much for you just move on to the next post.
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You can get man at me, I have real bad gass anyways!
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I dont get it, why is it sad that the forms are dieing? nothing last forever and jer has so much on his plate now days its not funny. Pretty much the forms will always be here alot of peeps or just a few /shrug. I know the buffy forms are like very popular still. And once Jer gets his engine made and game to follow this place will be like crazy. So dont worrie about the life of the boards, just sit back, have a cheetoe and beer and talk to randoms here, its all good. Most of all you have me and that speaks volumes!
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Hey SRAW can you please lighten up on the use of the letters F,U,C and K I have to go to work tomorrow and it would be nice if you left some for me!
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Hey I have been told that too!
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Not really sure, I will try to ask jer when I see him today.
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Prob one of the better fake UFO videos, only 10 sec long take a peek.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up5jmbSjWkw
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I want a nice medal please.
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I am not a racist, I have nothing against niggers.
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I will call Jer now and tell him this news! 10-1 he will do the dance of joy!
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Ummmm
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Yeah thats what I heard them say. It has them on the side of the building.
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Ok were did this Pantie Sniffer come from?
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Arron Cant be raped, he wears to many clothes and he smells like pretzels!
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I just got back from the doctors office and I am ok!

If you have any questions about my visit, please send personal tells to Super Jer or his side Kick Arron Jelly and they can fill you in on the bullet I dodged.
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Thats a bummer. I am sure a nice boy like you will find another special someone soon.
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Home sick atm
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You cant understand shit American< but this is pretty kool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOaEWKUCVgM
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This is what SuperJer and I have worked on for the last few weeks. Im posting it on here to help it get noticed by the google search engine. This is just a site that I had a idea on to make some cash with in the next few years.

http://www.jamieshoes.com

http://www.ratemycoworkers.com
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Were going to watch RANBO I on Thursday one nite showing at the Movies in Issaquah call Jer and let him know you want to go or not. And if your nice at the movies and not shitty boy I might buy you some candy.
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Yeah I guess they have the 20 sec clip on you tube /shrug
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Great Movie, Jer and I went with the whole office last thursday and was a good time. All 7 of us that went liked it so that has to say something. I think we were there over 2 hours so get good seats. There will be a Iron Man II you have to site threw all the credits to see whats up though.
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When you start this and you find your self needed cat5e cables and USB csbles look me up and I will get you started.
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I love you man!
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So Um Yeah....who knows were the hell all my Logging stories went? I already talked to that Pantie Sniffer Jer and all he did was eat lego's in front of me...So yeah he was no help.
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Aron Jerry has no clue please keep that tard out of this.
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Were did all my logging stories go? and my uber ability to spell shit wrong.
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WB you little pantie sniffer!
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Are those washington plates?
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I liked it alot..but then again I did not watch it. Im gonna take your word bro thats its good
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You left your phone at Jer's house.
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Think he is out playing smash bross.
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Thats pretty kool
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Aaronjer is a panty sniffer..He is wanted at over 14 malls Nation wide..and JcPennys has a bounty on him atm.

I have already said too much.
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I just fixed it ..try it again..superjer showed me how to code
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So um yeah.
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SuperJer lives I saw him at work today...Man that guy can eat cornnuts!
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I was just on the phone with SuperJer and and he tells me " O shit im going the wrong way on the road" so our Hero will be either in jail with Bubba or road pizza or hell maybe he will dodge this bullet and make it out ok. Anyways lets all hope the little fella makes it out of this mess alright.

But if he does not make it. I would like dibbs on his new Ping Pong table.
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Most of the admins just sleep and never log on so....um yeah.
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Looks kool
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Yeah thats right today Jer and I sat next to Bill Gates and Steve Balmer at lunch at this Irish pub.True storie.
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My guess is aronjer is asleep and wont be up for days..well prob be up by friday to go out and eat /shrug..anyways if any of you little pantie sniffers see him lurking around tell him im looking for his dead ass.
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I thought of you guys when I saw this video...yeah its that retarded

http://www.heavy.com/video/29099?partner=aff143
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I would like more points than that creepy brother of yours, that is all
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Here is the deal the egg came 1st why you ask,its simple you have a two creatures that both lay eggs .BUT there slighty diff like exp a *blue bird and a turky*.Mind you this is just a fucking exp,they are able to mate and the sperm works! and the turky gets pregnet so the next thing that happens is the egg that comes out..well holy shit its a chicken !
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the spades deal is just for fun so here is a little insider shit....go crazy with um now cuz there going away with the new forms..they will prob be brought back but god knows when
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well then !
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Dude if your a real fan of the girly pics send me a personal e-mail and ill let you in on my personal boards were superjer has made me a fancy way to show off over 3300 hand picked pic's of mainly all playboy type photos..its the best on the net !
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Ok that was funny..good job pal !
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check mine out
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Thank you so much for that !
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Very kool..cant wait to see what you come up with .
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Im pretty happy I play x-mass music all day long at work..superjer hates it but hat does he know.
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work good for me at two diff places I watched it at /shrug
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http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-us&tab=&vid=ec5a4877-a48f-4319-8a80-317a6f7ec4cf

I really dont know how he fits all this shit in his life ..he is so busy ../shrug
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I dont know what to do..im gonna log :O(
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OMG did that hit home to who ever said it was not funny ! ?
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Like I said it was for 18 and older ..Please dont have your mom look at this or we may lose you.
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So this guy has a orange cock and goes to the Doc to find out wtf is going on.
The Doc says Hmm I have never seen anything like this before,let me look in my books and see if i can find any info on it...
The Doc says nada this is a **FIRST** ! Im not sure what too do the Doc says.
So the Doc thinks for a min and says ...lets just try a antibyotic out and see what that does..
The man says sure ill try anything to fix this....
So the Doc gets him the pills and hands them too him, and the guy gets ready to leave and the Doc asked him...

So what do you do in your free time/hobbies..?

He says watch porn and eat cheetos...................:O)
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SuperJer will be at all pen stuffing events ..It will be his hard earn cash to buy the 100 pens..so this will be **In SuperJer we trust ** Really it will prob only be 2 bucks per pen and that will be with shiping..So you wont lose any sleep with the US mail and SuperJer with your 2 dollars.

Pretty much just want what he pays for um back is all ..this was not a way to make cash..just something fun/diff to do, I think the pens will be like 54 cents each so a 1.46 for shiping and envelope..pretty sure that will be damn close.
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IM trying to get superjer to make superjer pens..I priced them at about 50 bucks for 100 pens..how many of you guys would love to own a ***REAL*** Superjer pen to show your moms ! ? I think if 5+ of you guys did we can get him to make them and he can sell them to you guys for like 2 bucks each..that will include shiping..Aronjer please dont vote on this you dont count ...


Im also posting this cuz the boards are DEAD ! atm :O)
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I had no idea either !
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This letter was written to the head of the NAACP in Atlanta on the Michael Vick affair. I love it when a white guy can gently yet logically put things into perspective.

Saturday, August 18, 2007 An Open Letter To The Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP.

Dear Dr. R L White, Head of the Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP,

My name is Mike. I am 27 and I am neither a member of your organization, nor a resident of Atlanta. Normally I wouldn't bother you, but then I came across this article regarding Michael Vick and it compelled me to write.

Since I am white, I am going to tread carefully, so as not to offend your gentle sensibilities. But, Dr. White, you are a dumb ass!

Speaking for white people everywhere, let me fill you in on something. This case was not a race issue. It was about killing dogs. And if there is one thing people don't stand for, regardless of race, it's killing dogs. You compared it to deer hunting. Again, Dr. White, you are a dumb ass. When was the last time a deer greeted you at the door when you got home from work? Or curled up next to you and gently nuzzled in to take a nap? Dogs are pets, you moron. They aren't meant to be killed for sport. The failure to make this distinction, only makes you look more stupid.

Sorry, I lost my temper there.

Here's the thing, Dr. White, the reason people were outraged by this, was because he killed dogs. If Ben Roethlisberger, or Brett Favre had done it, the reaction would have been the same; I guarantee you. The difference is, had Ben Roethlisberger, or Brett Favre done this, you wouldn't see white supporters rallying behind them, proclaiming their innocense, in the face of mountains of damning evidence, supporting them regardless of the outcome. Let me let you in on a secret about white people; when one of our own makes us look bad, we condemn him and disown them. I suggest you adopt a similar policy. If your group's mission is truly to advance "colored" people (your word, not mine) you'd disassociate from the idiots in your race. It can't go wrong, trust me.

Anyway, Dr. White, I don't want this to come off as racist, because it isn't. Michael Vick is a despicable person who happens to be black. The sooner you realize that, the less of a dumb ass you'll look like.

Sincerely, Mike
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10-1 jer wont be able to do that 1 ..BUT ! i bet he could come close with like a wood match stick with arms and legs...
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Btw i told him it was too damn slow..and yeah he left for work like 8 hours ago and they still have not seen him yet.


http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=93fe7752-4239-4cdb-a7de-fa6bc25b0913&t=m40&f=06/64&p=Entertainment_ifilm&fg=&gt1=10357
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um no
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Hey man thats pretty good..keep it up.
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I know siperjer needs a place to store all his porn..send him a (IM) and see what he has to say.We dont call him the panty sniffer for nothing!
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Go back and read one of my logging stories..that should help bro.
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> The history of the middle finger
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> The History of the Middle Finger
> Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know

>it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the
>hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you
>know something about it?
> Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory

>over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured
>English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw
>the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of
>fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native
>English Yew tree, and the a ct of drawing the longbow was known as
>"plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
> Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset
>and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated

>French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather
>difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has
>gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often
>used in conjunction w ith the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the

>pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic
>gesture is known as "giving the bird."
> IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!
> And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.
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watch the video and see wtf this is about...video only 2 min at best.



http://www.nowpublic.com/7-000-carat-diamond-find-unverified
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I heard 2nite that superjer is thinking about doing another cartoon..he is dealing with a mental block atm, he has medical at work so he might have that looked at.
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Funny thing is this is not the 1st bust of its kind as it says at bottom of the report....NEWS to me.


http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i23766
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I had no idea you were in collage.
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word !
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umm yeah.
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The sky was blue
The moon was high
We were alone
just her and I.

Her hair was brown,
Her eyes were blue.
I Knew just what
she wanted me to do.

So with all my courage,
I did my best,
I placed my hand,
upon her breast.
I trembled,I shook
and felt her heart.
Slowly she spread
Her legs apart.

I knew she was ready,
but I did not know
this was the first experience
at milking a cow !
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http://www.winchesterguns.com/services/press/detail.asp?id=45


click on the video and watch it ..last 30 sec if that.

Never would of guess thet would make this weapon in RL..poor ducks !
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Word has it he gave some guy 10 dollars to take it out for a ride..and was told to hit cell phone towers for extra points...shortly after are leader "SuperJer" was in the tank he found him self being escorted by the police..he thought to himself ..WOW ! this is a 1st class opperation..anyways..thats his side of the storie


http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=c3d4e88a-9c6e-40e1-ac9f-8fac5276accd&f=05&fg=rss
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Mr sticks says (i can eat crack brownies and still sleep!) ewww im pretty sure i know what a plumers crack is..and just the thought of a brownie from there is like ...yeah pretty bad.
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From what I read ..he lived in that appt/house = hobo's dont have appt /house..hell what do I know...I dont even own a stick with a bag tied too it.
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Me ..I can sleep after drinking a pot of reg coffee...pretty sure superjer is the sameway too.
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Saw this on larry king..so i googled it and there it was free on the net..about 90 min..it was on the sci fi channel..so if you can handle watching tv at your pc then this is worth the time if you like this kind of stuff..think most of us like to watch it from time to time anyways..just so we have more info when we debate shit..anyways enjoy

Its called (out of the blue)



http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5594744703753734741
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But this trailor did not sell me ..man I hope its worth the 10 bucks..cuz ill have to go and see for myself

http://movies.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?m=2082700&mp=m&gt1=7701
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tell me slice, was this real?


Pretty sure (Subject) box said (Joke time)..
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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"
to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know
what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class
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Thats really kool man.
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http://www.v-j-enterprises.com/firefigh.html



I heard about this on the raido..I googled it and found it in no time..kinda fun to read about if you enjoy this topic.
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,287936,00.html

I would never of guess he would of been from mexico...grats you rich bastard !

Garcia's Sentido Comun, which translates as "common sense," reckons Slim and his family own a fortune equivalent to 8 percent of Mexico's gross domestic product.

For Gates to be worth 8 percent of the U.S. economy, his fortune would have to grow to more than $13 trillion, 17 times his current wealth, according to Sentido Comun.
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What about cream corn ?
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Thats pretty kool bro....keep it up.
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UBER !..that ladder idea in there is so funny..man you really have a nack for that shit bro !
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And listen to her last words ..will make your jaw drop open


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/521485/cheating_husband_prank_call/
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Second that..I think he is just board..I recomend some UBER post by a homeslice / the logging stories..there under (so anyways)..great read ..go look um up sticks...
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Superjer has a neighbor thats has the (TV commercal) wii car ..hope that helps.
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I was like um no way !


http://www.hooters.com/news_and_events/news/2007/2007-03-27_Israel.asp


thought that culture was not pro boobies
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Unreal
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LOL !
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Well i heard last nite on a news show ..they were asked to show them were the bones were..well guess what they could not ..so 99% sure its a BS storie now..guess they went to the grave and nothing was there...well looks like that is THE END !
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who ?
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a new computer chip





Subject: Apple Computers new computer chip



Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, now everyone will be happy.
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Atm he is camping tickets for this movie till it comes out..btw i dont think he is even sure he is at the right movie theather that will be showing it /shrug
BALLS OF FURY !!~


http://movies.aol.com/movie/balls-of-fury/24183/trailer
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ok that was just stupid !
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Who is this [Mrsticks} ? seams to me its like he almost knows someone here...
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Yeah i totaly agree with you pal...
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Not sure if this will effect are {SUPERJER} but ..who knows http://www.stuff.co.nz/4038107a1860.html
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What are you {tards} taling about here ?
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Yes its true..odds are superjer will not be around while there on tour..he will prob be at all there events..not to fear its only a 6 month tour http://news.google.com/news?q=spice+girl+reunion&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&um=1&sa=X&oi=news&ct=title
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http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/videos/breast-examination.html


I got a good laugh out of this video,only 30 sec long at best..
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Im sure i can help out if you want...Ill try to post another logging storie..I know they were a HUGE hit on this site !
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NOPE !
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http://www.filecabi.net/video/gym-boob-prank.html
USSR is my guess...pretty stupid though O)
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So was i right ? about 40 bucks down the shitter for .....um 12 sec ?
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Dude at your age (IF) your family can afford it ..get one that will have value as you get older....pretty sure were talking 1500 or better..but when your 40 it could turn out to be a down on a house...just a thought..nm me <
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Other....I found him at a Denny's.
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Rectum Stretcher

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
Limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun
On the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car and with that classic
Patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

" Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
Rectum stretcher do?"

" Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger. Then, I work my way
Up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand.
I work from side to side, until I can get both hands inside.
Then, I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

" And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

" You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
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Mcd3 has about 400 hours min left to do on it ..lets see and do the math..Superjer works a real job..takes up 8-10 hours a day..then comes home and cybors for like hours..then he gets hungry / heads off to his fav 1/2 star resturant..that takes like 2 hours there and back..then comes home has like 2-3 hours a free time..odds are yeah ..you guessed it ..more cyboring..so with that in mind prob 2 years from now is a safe guess..anyways..I could be way off..hell who knows
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Sweet !
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There are superjer bed pans out there ..but i think there sold out ?..I might be wrong though...those would be kool to take to school !
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Best Video EVER ! ( If you like Gilligan's island)
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/259243/gilligans_island_fantasy/
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Listen to jer he has a pet shark ...he knows about animals
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You should listen to superjer..he is a "SUB^Genius"..he told me so him self ..atm he is teaching me C++..but so far all i have learned is how to bring him coffee and not to talk....I sure hope this is a wax on wax off kinda deal and it picks up soon
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OMG jer and i got stuck watching that lame ass movie 2nite ..I pretty much blame him for it too...Im pretty much a HUGE fan of any real life/true storie but it stunk..was so bad I looked over at jer and he was flicking gum drops from his belly button at a target at the wall..at least he had something to do ..I was traped behing McErica and she would of started swinging if I moved...so anyways
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Wow I did not expect you to dog me just asked if you like them or not../shrug ..maybe you just did not understand my question..
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So I take it you love my so anyways stories ?
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This was many years ago ...I was prob just a Fuck Tard like most of you at the time ..but the storie is TRUE..this happen in WA. state..for you NOOBs thats the top left state in the USA...anyways...A friend of mine had a some hunting dogs that tracked Black Bear ,Cougar, and Racoons...well lets get to the storie.."BTW there wont be a test on this"
It was mid week and we left town early ..like 7am ..we got out to the timber when the fog was still on the ground...we started to drive the timber line ..the Timber was to are right and the left of us it was logged ..there was a dirt bank that went up about 4-10 ft at anygive time on are right into the tree's...anyways we were doing like 5 mph / real slow to let the dogs do there thing and catch a scent..there were 3 dogs on the hood 1 in the cab and 4 in the back..we had a 30 ot 6 and a 30/30 rifle...anyways..about after 20 min the dogs picked up a scent...so we STOPED the truck and the dogs took off...we had the windows down so we could hear them once they went into the tree line ..we drove like 1/2 mile b4 they were off to our left ..we loaded the rifles and started to climb the dirt bank..by the time we got 15-20 Ft in the timber line the dogs were back....there hair was up and all cowering around my buddys leggs..I was like WTF lets go ..but since i was a NOOB and did not know what the dogs were doing i had no idea ..
Well the look in my buddy's face was enough..he was white / pale white..he said lets get the Fuck out of here now...NOW i was getting scared ..well we busted ass back to the truck loaded up and got going ..as we drove off my buddy told me there was NOTHING them dogs would run from ..Hell they would die fighting a bear..so Hence only ONE thing out there in them Hills that would freek out 9 dogs or so ..BIG FOOT ..PS. we never saw him / it ..but you do the math .....
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Thanks for the post little buddy ..you rock !
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HI MkErica ! nice to have you ..If you would like to PM me please do so we can chat
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Im gonna go <10-1 Jer will go with as well
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Doh !
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Well i just got home / just left Jer's house...He was not there ..I even looked under the bed..But i did use his PC to sign up for a contest to / hope to win a ride with Lance Armstrong..I did it at my house so i had to sign up on Jer's PC too..please dont tell him..cuz if i win aprize he wil want in on the ACTION ! ..so hush is the word ( go to www.trekbike.com to try your shot at winning 1 in 18 win and can play ever day the Tour is going on ..
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If you can call me do it when able..only 2 min call if that ...just need to fill u in on some shit
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TARD !
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A real man does not hack shit ..he faces his foes and goes hand to hand..Once again i know im talking to mainly girly men here that just type..BUT for god sake man grow some balls and just confront them and Be a man..and kick some ass..you laddys just kill me with this hack shit ...what are you gonna do if the feds bust you for hacking..and you get some jail time...my advice is ..by the sound of you ..start streching that special spot ..or your really gonna wish you listen to {Homeslice}
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Now we find our Hero/me at work in the brush at about 10am or so.im working with 2 others setting chokes {thats wraping cables around cut tree's}...anyways I better go into that with more info for you "tards"..setting chokes is a very manly job..shit you would know nothing of...anyways...what happens is there is a GIANT tower / Crane look looking deal on the landing{ I covered landing in other stories..dont be a "Tard" and say whats a landing } anyways..On the tower is a ass load of cable that runs to the tail end/ tree line where tree's still are standing..OMG...the crane opp /guy..never seen a chic do it / told you its man work..anyways...the cable runs back and forth tower ..the tower dude sends the cables in slow or fast..more shit you know nothing of..BUT if you listen you will learn.."DONT make me go over this twice ! " anyways im in the brush with 2 others waiting on chokers/cables..the get lowered down to use and we wrap up the logs..Ok now it seams like your starting to understand this shit "Good"..anyway..been doing that stupid shit since 7am or so..Now my boss the hooktender{ thats what they call um} he starts doing these crazy "BEEP" on his talkie tooter..{thats a deal that does morse code like crap to tower guy} more shit that too deep to explain to you tards....anyways..we all stop and look back to see WTF is going on ..well i have too say i was the first to see a Large black ass/ black bear back there ..my boss / hooktender was trying to ride the rigging up in the air to get away from the bear..well once we fig out what the hell he was doing we all went to the landing and left his poor ass back there { much safer} anyways .he was stuck in the trees for about 25 min till the bear left..mean while our hero/me was on the landing have lunch watching all this develop from a safe spot{ that poor bastard}..well the bear finaly left and I had to go back to work ..total bummer dude ! thats surfer talk btw...anyways that wraps up 2days story..untill next time !
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Go with a logger theme chainsaws, axe , log trucks , hard hat , logs , and maybe a squirl ?
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So now we find are Hero / me up north at a camp called hobart bay{Alaska}..pretty much guys running from the law /child suport ect..and a few normals..anyways ...well it was summer time and the {BUGS} were out in force.Well we got to the job /landing " landing = were the fuck were working " thats logger talk / man shit ..anyways...So the Crumy /Truck that what we call the rig we drive around in for you tards that dont know...anyways..I looked out the window and sure as hell ..Yup..BUGS! ..I was not happy..why u ask ..well let me tell you why..thanks for asking..anyways..well they call these BUGS {No see um's} there a very small fly that lays eggs on your skin = itchy time ..anyways ...well you Hero/ me got out of the truck and went over the Hill ..and down to were the work is ...anyways ..about 2 hours into the morning the BUGS had my number ...I went to the tail end of the job and told the {Hooktender} / boss ..im fucking DONE ! ..he says come on son dont quit you can hang back here with me for a bit..I was like F that shit, they will be back 2morrow !..anyways...I went back up the hill to the landing..member landing = were the job starts...very good..anyways Now are Hero/ me was not really ready to drag up from this job..SO ! I got 2 cans of logging paint and went back over the hill again ..I found a large stump that was like 4 ft above ground and sat on it ....anyways ...the BUGS were still on me and were following me !..so I poped the lid on the can of paint and started to spray them down..1 dot of paint = death to a BUG !..so I sat and turned on that log hitting them from all sides with this {pink} logging paint..I killed 1000's that day and it made me feel GOOD !..anyways ...I did this on 2 diff stumps before I ran out of paint..the other can was yellow paint btw...anyways ...well yeah I went back to work and ended my day..SO now ..the next day we came back to the landing and the camp manager was there too../ he shows up all over from time too time..lucky me ...well he looks over the landing down at the work and see's two crop circles of paint and ask wtf did that ?..well now your Hero/ me was prob in deep shit right ? well to be onest I dont member wtf happened to me ..guessing not much..So anyways just a note to you BUGS out there ...dont get close to a man with a can of paint !
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If it was Pink..I could Totaly see Barbie drive that !
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If you would like to hear another story please let me know..these are Great before bed time
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So back in 86 I was up in {Alaska} working in this logging camp for an Indian tribe. Well I was pretty young at the time and it was all pretty new to me..well anyways ...I just got to my room in the bunk house and it was dinner time. So I wandered my way to the cook house / a double wide that was turned into a kitchen ..anyways ..I walked in, stood in line, got my food, = they feed you like a KING up there ..anyways..I finished my dinner { good times} ..SO ! I went up to turn my tray back in to the dish washer {DUDE} / Ugly chic with facial hair..anyways ... So now we find are { Hero} / me at the ice cream machine ...well im standing there makeing a ice cream cone and all of the sudden this this LARGE woman { DARTS} out from the "DARK" and grabs at my pants..lets back track some here SO to make this more clear about my jean's ..your Hero/ me was wearing levis that were pretty shredded ..Pretty much looked like a {Rock God} at the time ..I had this Major slit / cut in my jeans on my right leg ..yeah thats right ..!..so anyways back to my story..SO now with in a split second she grabs at my pants, grabs them with her left hand and holds on and runs back in the cook house ! Anyways ..so now your {Hero} / me was just standing there with a half built ice cream cone and no idea what just happened to him ...I went back to my bunk house and layed down pissed off as hell not knowing what happend to me and my fav pants..THE END