Chicken or the egg?

Chicken or the egg?

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eDan Co.
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Witch came first, the chicken or the egg?

Well, I believe I've cracked it! There were creatures that laid eggs before the chicken (as we know it) came along. There you go! Eggs came first!

Anyone wanna argue?


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2008 Jan 13 at 12:46 UTC
jrkookid
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2007 May 27 • 1415
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2008 Jan 13 at 22:32 UTC
SolidKAYOS
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Even though i love chicken you got a point. Dino eggs first probaly
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2008 Jan 13 at 23:34 UTC
Homeslice
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Here is the deal the egg came 1st why you ask,its simple you have a two creatures that both lay eggs .BUT there slighty diff like exp a *blue bird and a turky*.Mind you this is just a fucking exp,they are able to mate and the sperm works! and the turky gets pregnet so the next thing that happens is the egg that comes out..well holy shit its a chicken !
 
 
 
2008 Jan 14 at 01:23 UTC
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The egg came first but it wasn't a chicken egg.
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2008 Jan 14 at 05:04 UTC
eDan Co.
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adhesive said:
The egg came first but it wasn't a chicken egg.

A chicken came out of it, so yes, it was.

OMG OMG OMG sorry for bumping, I had to...
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2008 Dec 10 at 13:19 UTC
molkman
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I believe it was that way: There were creatures that were evolving over time and in the beginning they were neither egg nor chicken, they were like, a simple cell or something and so they evolved and got their form and they also developed the egg-laying tactic, so it was basically neither or both[/].
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2008 Dec 10 at 14:36 UTC
Benefit1970

2008 Nov 28 • 41
molkman said:
...in the beginning they were neither egg nor chicken, they were like, a simple cell or something and so they evolved...neither or both[/].


Oh really? I have someone who would disagree. His name is GOD!

God = make a chicken, Chicken = lay an egg.

Chicken = first.

-Brandon

P.S. The earth is 4000 years old and we used to co-exist with dinosuars and trilobites.

Oh, and the earth is flat.
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2008 Dec 10 at 16:28 UTC
Down Rodeo
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2008 Dec 10 at 16:57 UTC
Benefit1970

2008 Nov 28 • 41
Down Rodeo said:
Be careful with that sarcasm Brandon! Some people around here don't get it...


Sarcasm?

What sarcasm?

...

Naw, I'm just playing. Humor is good for the soul anyway. Like chicken soup..!

Get it!?! CHICKEN soup?



-Brandon
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2008 Dec 10 at 21:22 UTC
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eDan Co. said:

A chicken came out of it, so yes, it was.


Let me rewrite that.
adhesive said:
The egg came first but a chicken did not lay it.

SRAW said:
hey a rare cameo by adhesive
 
 
 
2008 Dec 11 at 00:51 UTC — Ed. 2008 Dec 11 at 02:40 UTC
aaronjer
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Benefit1970 said:

God = make a chicken, Chicken = lay an egg.

Sarcasm aside, how could anyone possibly know that? I mean, why couldn't God have created an egg that hatched a chicken? It's 50/50 if you go the creation route.
 
 
 
2008 Dec 11 at 01:11 UTC — Ed. 2008 Dec 11 at 01:11 UTC
Down Rodeo
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2008 Dec 11 at 01:25 UTC
eDan Co.
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adhesive said:
eDan Co. said:

A chicken came out of it, so yes, it was.


Let me rewrite that.
adhesive said:
The egg came first but a chicken did not lay it.



That's better!

Also, how come you haven't logged on in ages and the second I quote you, you pop out of nowhere? This isn't the first time something of the sort has happened...
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2008 Dec 11 at 13:29 UTC
SolidKAYOS
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Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
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Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
2008 Dec 24 at 10:48 UTC — Ed. 2008 Dec 24 at 10:48 UTC
molkman
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Hehe, that is great.
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2008 Dec 24 at 16:13 UTC
koolkid
2008 Oct 9 • 61
its either. rooster got chiken pregnant, chiken laid egg,
egg hatched into chick
 
 
 
2008 Dec 24 at 17:10 UTC
Benefit1970

2008 Nov 28 • 41
With everything that's happened in the world, wouldn't you entertain the possibility that that the egg is, in fact, the chicken, and the chicken is the egg.??!?!?!

WoAoAoOoAoAh!!!!!!

Did I just blow your mind?

Or just your load?

-Brandon

p.s. please don't tell me if you blew your load. that's gross. and dont ask why 'load' is white.
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2008 Dec 24 at 21:17 UTC — Ed. 2008 Dec 24 at 21:18 UTC
eDan Co.
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Benefit1970 said:
With everything that's happened in the world, wouldn't you entertain the possibility that that the egg is, in fact, the chicken, and the chicken is the egg.[/b??!?!?!

[size=18]WoAoAoOoAoAh!!!!!!
Did I just blow your mind?

Or just your load?

-Brandon

p.s. please don't tell me if you blew your load. that's gross.


I'm just quoting you so everyone will see what a mess you are... You know, in case you'll edit.
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2008 Dec 24 at 21:18 UTC
Benefit1970

2008 Nov 28 • 41
Dude I edited as you posted that.



-Brandon
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2008 Dec 24 at 21:19 UTC
koolkid
2008 Oct 9 • 61
Benefit1970 said:
With everything that's happened in the world, wouldn't you entertain the possibility that that the egg is, in fact, the chicken, and the chicken is the egg.??!?!?!

WoAoAoOoAoAh!!!!!!

Did I just blow your mind?

Or just your load?

-Brandon

p.s. please don't tell me if you blew your load. that's gross. and dont ask why 'load' is white.


dumbass
 
 
 
2008 Dec 24 at 21:22 UTC — Ed. 2008 Dec 24 at 21:23 UTC
Clone Trooper

2008 Dec 21 • 22
agreed.
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2008 Dec 25 at 02:26 UTC
Benefit1970

2008 Nov 28 • 41
Eh, you guys are super jealous.

BTW, go to hulu.com and search for an SNL skit called "Jizz in my pants." lol...

-Bg
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2008 Dec 26 at 23:54 UTC
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