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Homeslice
Homebread

Badass Mothafucka Medal
2006 May 21 • 287
216 ₧
The sky was blue
The moon was high
We were alone just her and I.

Her hair was brown
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted me to do

So with all my courage
I did my best
I placed my hand upon her brest
I trembled I shook and felt her heart
Slowly she spread her legs apart.

I knew she was ready
But i did not know this was the first experience at milking a cow !
 
 
 
≡ 2008 Dec 9 at 22:44 UTC
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
I feel like i heard this before.But very funnay.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
≡ 2008 Dec 9 at 22:54 UTC — Ed. 2008 Dec 9 at 22:54 UTC
Homeslice
Homebread

Badass Mothafucka Medal
2006 May 21 • 287
216 ₧
Hell it was probably me a year ago, I was just digging around and I found it and it made me laugh :O)
 
 
 
≡ 2008 Dec 10 at 00:50 UTC
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Probably.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
≡ 2008 Dec 10 at 01:47 UTC
jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧
this is really old
 
 
 
≡ 2008 Dec 10 at 04:29 UTC
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
jrkookid said:
this is really old

So is your grandmother, I think it's safe to say.

Also, If your cow needs to spread its legs, your not milkin' her right.
May contain traces of invisible text.
 
 
 
≡ 2008 Dec 10 at 13:08 UTC
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
I remember that one too, but it's funnay nonetheless.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
 
≡ 2008 Dec 10 at 14:38 UTC
jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧
Edan. said:
So is your grandmother, I think it's safe to say.

What is that supposed to mean?
 
 
 
≡ 2008 Dec 11 at 03:54 UTC
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
That-- ummm... your grandmother is old.
May contain traces of invisible text.
 
 
 
≡ 2008 Dec 11 at 13:47 UTC
FallingShit
"title" fuck shit stack"?"

2008 Jul 11 • 226
and now for "yo momma" jokes
de shit heeft getroffen de ventilator
 
 
 
≡ 2008 Dec 21 at 23:10 UTC
Clone Trooper

2008 Dec 21 • 22
FallingShit said:
and now for "yo momma" jokes

alright then.....


Yo momma is so FAT! That she has more chins than in a hong kong phone book!

i shold really stop writing stupid things like this...... i want mommy!
"Cover Me!"
 
 
 
≡ 2008 Dec 21 at 23:55 UTC — Ed. 2008 Dec 21 at 23:56 UTC
FallingShit
"title" fuck shit stack"?"

2008 Jul 11 • 226
nice i was right for once!
de shit heeft getroffen de ventilator
 
 
 
≡ 2008 Dec 22 at 12:50 UTC
koolkid
2008 Oct 9 • 61
falling shit make shit fall somwere else
http://www.addictinggames.com/theworldshardestgame.html my fav game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaxXhwxiaSI my fav christmas song
 
 
 
≡ 2008 Dec 22 at 20:40 UTC
FallingShit
"title" fuck shit stack"?"

2008 Jul 11 • 226
Then how about you stop copying koolkid...
de shit heeft getroffen de ventilator
 
 
 
≡ 2008 Dec 23 at 15:29 UTC
koolkid
2008 Oct 9 • 61
 
 
 
≡ 2008 Dec 24 at 01:02 UTC
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