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Another essay/story for my math teacher this one has just got to be about a "math monster"  any idea?
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2010 May 9 at 02:54 UTC
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ok , there was this monster that hated math really bad , so he decided to make sure theres no more number to do math
melloyellow582 said: I post sometimes, to make a point.
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2010 May 9 at 03:55 UTC
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Quote: The math monster totally went Pac-Man on you and ate your brain, because there is no sensible reason why I should be writing an essay in math class. Do we calculate the angle of our throws in P.E.? No motherfucker, so suck my cock you bastard. I bet if you were better at math we wouldn't be spending all this time worrying about essays. And, I swear, if I have to do another damn essay in this class I will get all arctangent on you, and shove my hypotenuse up your ass.
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This is direct at the teacher.
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2010 May 9 at 04:32 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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2010 May 9 at 09:57 UTC
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Once upon a geometrical time. On a seemingly normal day in the school of Scott High School. The Students worked on their Geometry with all their heart. But something was wrong..when trying to work on the problems the students could not get the answers. eventually the problems themselves..became real. The numbers came out of the papers as if they were alive and stacked upon each other creating a monster like problem.
The Math monster tore through the rooms and destroyed all in its path. No one knew what to do. White out and erasers wouldn't work on the beast. The math teachers themselves could not even solve the problem to this ridiculous nonsense.
But something same..from inside the Honors Geometry class. a bright light shined stopping the monster in its tracks. Once the light stopped its gleam upon the hallways they was there. Theroms! Theroms of Geometry stood ready to battle the Math monster and took it on in a raging battle.
The Theroms was not enough...they needed the help of the students to finally put the monster in its place.
The Theroms shined their light onto the students giving them the knowledge they needed to defeat the monster. All in which they used to finally write the monster down and put it back were it belonged.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that 
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2010 May 12 at 03:03 UTC
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Put that in your superjer forums story.
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2010 May 12 at 03:31 UTC
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Just use one of my Logging stories and add some math shit too it. Its a A+ with your name on it!
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2010 May 12 at 20:20 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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Once upon a time there was a monster called "power".
That monster could raise numbers to the numbers above them!
But however - logarithms came!
Now we shall be saved!
2^3 = 8 suddenly become
log(2)8 = 3!
And the world was saved.
THE END
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2010 May 13 at 06:41 UTC
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SRAW said:
2^3 = 8 suddenly become
log(2)8 = 3!
Log base two of eight definitely does NOT equal three factorial.
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2010 May 13 at 07:44 UTC
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superjer said: SRAW said:
2^3 = 8 suddenly become
log(2)8 = 3! - 3
Log base two of eight definitely does NOT equal three factorial. What are you talking about? It's all perfectly correct.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
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2010 May 13 at 14:07 UTC
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wtf is log...?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2010 May 13 at 20:17 UTC
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Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)
2009 Nov 14 • 2045
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SolidKAYOS said: wtf is log...? 
logarithm
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2010 May 13 at 20:25 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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The inverse of exponentiation, if you want to think of it like that. It's the slowest-growing function.
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2010 May 13 at 21:04 UTC
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