Who on here has not been laid before?

Who on here has not been laid before?

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Homeslice
Homebread

Badass Mothafucka Medal
2006 May 20 • 287
216 ₧
I need to know this to better understand you.......
 
 
 
2009 Mar 19 at 17:53 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3080
-6 ₧
no commet...
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
 
2009 Mar 19 at 17:56 PDT
Homeslice
Homebread

Badass Mothafucka Medal
2006 May 20 • 287
216 ₧
Ok so thats one virgen!
 
 
 
2009 Mar 19 at 17:57 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3080
-6 ₧
OK THEN



home slice is just trying to pop your cherrey of online virginity dont bend over
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
 
2009 Mar 19 at 18:04 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4938
1,227 ₧
Homeslice, will you show me how to love?
 
 
 
2009 Mar 19 at 18:15 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3080
-6 ₧
aj is a ROBOT i knew it
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
 
2009 Mar 19 at 18:24 PDT
DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧
im clean

 
 
 
2009 Mar 19 at 19:10 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
aaronjer said:
Homeslice, will you show me how to love?

Use hand puppets and speak slowly. Actually... shit... we may need a flow chart for this...
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2009 Mar 19 at 19:39 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Im not afraid to admit im a virgin.What do you want?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
2009 Mar 19 at 19:54 PDT
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
I once crawled up a whale's vagina. Does that count?
May contain traces of invisible text.
 
 
 
2009 Mar 20 at 05:26 PDT
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
eDan Co. said:
I once crawled up a whale's vagina. Does that count?

Technically you didn't get laid then, right?
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
 
2009 Mar 20 at 05:46 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3080
-6 ₧
Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
I once crawled up a whale's vagina. Does that count?

Technically you didn't get laid then, right?

in soviet russia whale leys you
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
 
2009 Mar 20 at 09:13 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
Homeslice said:
Ok so thats one virgen!

Good job, haha.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
 
2009 Mar 20 at 11:25 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
Well yes im a virgin but i only chose to be i could have not have been like 2 days ago but o well
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
 
2009 Mar 20 at 12:54 PDT
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
Hmmm... as soon as the topic is something like this the truck stays on-topic for a long time, isn't that weird? OK, maybe it isn't.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
 
2009 Mar 20 at 13:54 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
MUSHROOMS!!!
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
 
2009 Mar 20 at 16:39 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3080
-6 ₧
i second that motion
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
 
2009 Mar 20 at 19:43 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Boobies.I win.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
2009 Mar 20 at 21:12 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
PANDA BEATS ALL!!
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
 
2009 Mar 20 at 22:02 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4938
1,227 ₧
Honestly, so many people here aren't really old enough to be expected to not be virgins... I mean, being like, "OMG SRAW is a virgin!"... it's like... yeah... it'd be pretty fuckin' creepy if he wasn't.

So, obviously Homeslice isn't. At least one of SuperJer's 'friends' has been one of those "so annoying SJ must be fucking him" kinda people... and I made the serious mistake of having a girlfriend. I don't have any idea if NatureJay, Nezumi, or JMD has gone all the way or not. I know Nez had a girlfriend once, but it's not like I ask details.

DaveDays is CLEARLY lying, since he's like some kind of Super Rock Star Pimp Astronaut... so that's one more...

I'd guess we have somewhere between 4 and 6 around here?
 
 
 
2009 Mar 21 at 02:44 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
 
2009 Mar 21 at 03:25 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
I think rodeos a virgin now....how is it i see this truck and the 40 year old virgin is on usa?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
2009 Mar 21 at 10:31 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
As it happens you'd be wrong but all the same, this is a strange place.

(Hell homeslice turns up to tell us about websites about shoes and ask us about our collective virginity... doubleyooteeffman?)
 
 
 
2009 Mar 21 at 10:54 PDT
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
Down Rodeo said:
double you teeth man?

The hell?
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
 
2009 Mar 21 at 11:05 PDT — Ed. 2009 Mar 21 at 12:28 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
I was telling him to buy a set of dentures in order to double the number of teeth he has. Oh there's the offtopic post. Feels more normal now, doesn't it?
 
 
 
2009 Mar 21 at 11:29 PDT
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