Duke
2006 Dec 1 • 24
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DONT CUT YOURSELF YOU LITTLE RASCLES! (Meaning Teenages)
Here is some laughs to brighten your Time Zone :D
Caution : Duke does not take responsibility from you dying from the following things : laughing
1st, YO MAMA JOKES!!!
Yo mama is so hairy she got afros on her titties
Yo Mama is so ugly when she looked out the window she got arreasted for mooning
Yo mama is so old she has dust bunnies under her rinkles,
Yo mama lips are so huge she needs a paint roller to put lipstick on
Yo mama is just like Home Depot, 5 cents per screw
Yo mama is just like quarters, She does heads and tails
Yo mama is so fat and white, she was called the Iceberg in titanic
Yo mama is so Black ( I heard it in yo mama) when she went into a Hot Tub cofee was born!
Yo mama is so poor when i stepped on a ciggarate she said "WHO TURN OFF THE HEAT"
Yo mama is so stupid when she went to a bank and it said "insert deposit" she started Pumping her boob to take the milk out.
Your mama is just like a race car, burning 4 rubbers a night.
Your mama is so hairy!! when she was doing the thing with your dad, your dad got a 1st degree burn.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tats all the jokes i remember..
POST your jokes.
One liner jokes :
Caution : May Die from laughterl
Your mama is so hairy she got afros on her titties
Your mama is so old she got dust bunnies under her rinkles
Your mama lips are so fat she need a paint roller to apply lipstick
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2006 Dec 9 at 23:59 UTC
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2006 Dec 10 at 00:59 UTC
— Ed. 2006 Dec 14 at 02:04 UTC
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I have to agree; I feel like killing myself now
Quando omni flunkus moritati.
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2006 Dec 10 at 01:04 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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One of those jokes was so poorly botched that I had to stop reading.
It was about as bad as when the Wisdom Cube tried the ten-pound ball joke at the golf course.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2006 Dec 10 at 06:53 UTC
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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics
2006 Apr 26 • 703
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[Insert Drum Shot] *BA-DA-BUMP. TING*
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
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2006 Dec 10 at 08:30 UTC
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molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens
2005 May 2 • 2066
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You forgot " Your mama is so fat she falls out of the bed from both sides!" to get the "lowest level humour" award.
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2006 Dec 11 at 18:20 UTC
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Yo mama is so round, with her and a tape-measure you can calculate pi to 18 significant figures!
I just made that up!!
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2006 Dec 11 at 21:59 UTC
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Duke
2006 Dec 1 • 24
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Cool Beans 
One liner jokes :
Caution : May Die from laughterl
Your mama is so hairy she got afros on her titties
Your mama is so old she got dust bunnies under her rinkles
Your mama lips are so fat she need a paint roller to apply lipstick
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2006 Dec 11 at 23:21 UTC
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Duke
2006 Dec 1 • 24
13 ₧
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Sadly, Now i feel like cutting MY self...
One liner jokes :
Caution : May Die from laughterl
Your mama is so hairy she got afros on her titties
Your mama is so old she got dust bunnies under her rinkles
Your mama lips are so fat she need a paint roller to apply lipstick
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2006 Dec 11 at 23:26 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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Duke... you are TERRIBLY unfunny. It hurts a lot. Please stop.
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2007 Jan 9 at 05:53 UTC
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Duke. You are in violation of Article 7 paragraph C the Superjer.com/Superjer.web/Superweb.net charter of 97 regarding internet humor. This ruling specifically states that violators of the aforementioned accords will be either:
A. Towed out to Devil's Reef in a leaky dinghy when the moon is wan and the Innsmouth fog is thick.
B. Placed in to a circus cannon and fired into the sun to retrieve its sweet, sweet secrets.
C. Bound to a bamboo pole ornated with several fruits and vegetables (depending on what
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2007 Jan 13 at 06:30 UTC
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ok................. dont strain your self of telling your yo mamma jokes now
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2007 Jan 15 at 04:02 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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With the results he gave us, he should strain himself. Hard enough to be put in a full-body cast. Then it would be funny. I mean, the jokes might still not be, but I'd have something to laugh about.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2007 Jan 17 at 05:39 UTC
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 27 • 817
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Yo mamma so fat I burned my ass on the lightbulb.
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2007 Jan 19 at 06:35 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5042
1,227 ₧
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I've got one!
Yo mama's so fat that she'll probably die.
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2007 Jan 19 at 06:37 UTC
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Yo mama's so DUMB (and FAT) she went fishing and I got shot into the sky!
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2007 Jan 19 at 08:43 UTC
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"superjer" said: Yo mama's so DUMB (and FAT) she went fishing and I got shot into the sky!
Quando omni flunkus moritati.
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2007 Jan 19 at 17:57 UTC
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Superjer's mind is sharp, not blunt like a lemon. 
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2007 Jan 19 at 19:32 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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I've got another one!
Yo mama is so fat that she can't easily find clothes that fit her.
and:
Yo mama is so fat she finds it difficult to make new friends.
and of course, my all time favorite:
Yo mama is so fat that she runs out of breath quickly and has to rest a lot.
Those are some major burns.
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2007 Jan 19 at 23:24 UTC
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Ilor
The little ninja that did.
2005 Mar 27 • 398
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wow this is dumb I feel like I've dropped like 3 or 4 I.Q. level by reading these posts...I didn't think it were possible for me to drop any lower... 
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2007 Feb 21 at 23:08 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say there isn't a font size large enough to describe the enthusiasm over ILOR
Seriously, we've tested it, go home.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2007 Feb 22 at 03:18 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
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Charles O. Finley is dead, and therefore, cannot be your, or anyone else's buddy, nor can you expect a response out of him.
(Talk all you like, though)
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2007 Feb 22 at 23:36 UTC
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