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You're a retarded person. The Mk. III mace has built in charge-up force accelerators, it easily surpasses the SX-3 Mode 6 Shock Hammer in velocity even without the leverage. It is TECHNICALLY possible to make a stronger swing with the new SX-4, but it would require at LEAST an f4. You lose too much control to get more than a glancing blow out of a twister like that out of anything but luck.

Good day, sir.
 
 
 
2005 Apr 24 at 04:54 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
Shut up Ribbon, you have no friends. Nobody listens to your counsel.
 
 
 
2005 Apr 25 at 17:28 PDT
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 20 • 1375
34 ₧
OOO Ribbon got told :)
 
 
 
2005 Apr 25 at 17:53 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Ribbon got told who the speaker was. Not him.

Flyinh, can you build me some reflective lazer checkpoints that are regulated by quick dispersal wristbands? I need everything to be just so.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2005 Apr 26 at 20:11 PDT

[User deleted]

A to the J can go FUCK to HIMSELF.

Let's see if I get banned for that!
 
 
 
2005 Apr 27 at 05:28 PDT
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 20 • 1375
34 ₧
Ribbon you don't want that to happen do you?
 
 
 
2005 Apr 27 at 05:31 PDT

[User deleted]

Hah! I've got a reflective lazer shield. A level 4 one! I'd like to see him TRY to use his ban ray on me!

I hope he doesn't have NatureJay's success ray...
 
 
 
2005 Apr 27 at 05:34 PDT
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 20 • 1375
34 ₧
I think he does...
 
 
 
2005 Apr 27 at 05:35 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6629
"NatureJay" said:
Flyinh, can you build me some reflective lazer checkpoints that are regulated by quick dispersal wristbands? I need everything to be just so.


Flying is still busy marketing his new doggy bag+ to Mr. Ribbon. But he did say he still has some quick dispersal anklebands in stock, if they will do, but I know how you need everything to be just so.
 
 
 
2005 Apr 27 at 10:48 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Well, part of it is the image. I mean, it's more forboding if someone has to have their fist raised in the air as they're walking through the checkpoint like they're hailing their demonic leader (read as: me). If it was one foot in the air, it would look like retardos doing the hokey pokey and all the other villans would laugh at me. I'll have to think about this one...

...maybe I could attach a conveyer belt to the ceiling... and have ankle auto-shackles on that... hmmm...
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2005 Apr 27 at 15:21 PDT
Jet Monkey Duo
Reff Admin

2005 Mar 26 • 159
114 ₧
On the team I'm captain of, everyone hase to come into the resupply room bowing low, or they get cut in half by a concealed sawblade, indiana jones/holy grail style.

The sawblade I use is a Grady-co heavy dudy 3-ply 9 gauge 10' diameter 'ripmaster' saw. It's specifically guaranteed 'Not to chip or fracture when saw hits bone'.

*Highy reccomended*
Brayor
 
 
 
2005 Apr 27 at 18:00 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
All right! I''ve finally heard back from our sponsors and I'm ready to announce the prizes for the latest pole socking tourney!

Winners will get:

A fortnight's supply of food pods
A lifetime's supply of plastic googly eyes
A +7 vodka of inebriation
The strength of five gorillas
The combined tap dancing ability of Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly
The exact opposite of an onion
Great Cesar's Ghost

Participants will get:

Mallet burns on 60% of their bodies

Losers will get:

Cancer and die
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2005 Apr 27 at 18:38 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
Hah! Although I haven't looked at the forums in a while, it's actually that I am too lazy to ban Ribbon.

Just playin'!

Go to hell Ribbon.
 
 
 
2005 Apr 29 at 15:13 PDT
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 20 • 1375
34 ₧
aaron thats not nice.
 
 
 
2005 Apr 29 at 16:41 PDT
echidna3
Captain Signupnow

Most Australian Medal
2005 Apr 4 • -201
wat is this game about?
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Apr 30 at 00:44 PDT
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 20 • 1375
34 ₧
A lot of things.
 
 
 
2005 Apr 30 at 07:17 PDT
echidna3
Captain Signupnow

Most Australian Medal
2005 Apr 4 • -201
like .....
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Apr 30 at 16:59 PDT
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 20 • 1375
34 ₧
Pole socking and storm chasing
 
 
 
2005 Apr 30 at 17:47 PDT
echidna3
Captain Signupnow

Most Australian Medal
2005 Apr 4 • -201
sounds fun
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 May 1 at 03:42 PDT
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 20 • 1375
34 ₧
It is, just wait until we start
 
 
 
2005 May 1 at 06:57 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
And start we will!

Is everyone in place?

Teams, sound off!
 
 
 
2005 May 2 at 11:44 PDT
echidna3
Captain Signupnow

Most Australian Medal
2005 Apr 4 • -201
yup. aaron jer is being mean
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 May 2 at 22:34 PDT
FauxChitzl
2005 Mar 29 • 6
34 ₧
Red team, unit two reporting.
 
 
 
2005 May 3 at 00:28 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
I guess I should unban that fucking shitbox Mr. Ribbon. He IS the leader of Red Team...
 
 
 
2005 May 3 at 03:57 PDT
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 20 • 1375
34 ₧
Maybe you should, maybe you shouldn't?
 
 
 
2005 May 3 at 05:21 PDT
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