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That's right folks, Polesocking is back for the winter season! I know it seems a bit early, but these things take time. For example, we've got to pick teams. THIS year, you'll have the option of picking between Red Team Blue Team OR the Israeli-Australian Coalition.
The following is an excerpt from polesocking.com:
Nezumi said: "If you are interested in joining a team, please see your local recruiter, or email psrecruiting@legiturl.com. If applying by email, please be sure to include your name, desired team, desired class placement, and all relevant data regarding your weapons proficiency, vertical leap, g-force tolerance, and next of kin."
I hope to see you all on the field!
(and if I don't, you'll be docked 40 'sportsmanship' points)
Here are the teams for this year:
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RED TEAM:
Team Lead: Cammi Falls
Members:
1) Sarah Fanning
2) Hooker that Sarah Fanning is pimping.
3) Mate de Vita
BLUE TEAM:
Team Lead: Ilor
Members:
1) jrkookid 
2) molkman
3) Dave Dizzays
4) Havvok Edge
ISRAELI-AUSTRALIAN COALITION:
Team Lead: Zachariah Bliss
Members:
1) Cloud System
2) SRAW
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2009 Jul 16 at 18:40 PDT
— Ed. 2009 Jul 22 at 03:28 PDT
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is there a jew team
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2009 Jul 16 at 18:45 PDT
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I took all your points, but out of pity I did sign you up for the Israeli-Australian coalition.
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2009 Jul 16 at 18:51 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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FUCK YES.
IT IS TIME FOR POLE SOCKING.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2009 Jul 16 at 19:22 PDT
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awwwww ok lets start this bitch
meh points? 
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2009 Jul 16 at 20:22 PDT
— Ed. 2009 Jul 17 at 18:23 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
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I'm partial to Red Team, because I love to torment Cammi... but I've been barred from all official Pole Socking sporting events, reliquary unveilings, and stress-relief seminars.
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2009 Jul 16 at 22:22 PDT
— Ed. 2009 Jul 16 at 22:22 PDT
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Dude, just show up late. By then security is always drunk... a wink and a blowjob and you're in like Aaronjer.
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2009 Jul 16 at 22:29 PDT
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jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY
2007 May 27 • 1415
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What is pole socking? Do you put a sock on a pole or something?
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2009 Jul 17 at 15:14 PDT
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Can i do security?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that 
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2009 Jul 17 at 16:11 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
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If she agrees with it, I guess. Don't count on it though, she seems like a "wait for marriage" kinda gal.
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2009 Jul 17 at 16:21 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 785
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We're having problems with the official recruiting email. It should only be a bit before it's set up properly, please stand by.
In other news, we have here the first photos of the Israeli-Australian coalition's summer training camp.
Here is the man Zachariah Bliss himself, along with some other douchebags.
As you can probably guess by their equipment, they are on their way to practice either skeet shooting or ping pong. Actually I'm not sure which it is, but boy do they look excited.
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2009 Jul 17 at 22:06 PDT
— Ed. 2009 Jul 17 at 22:08 PDT
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jrkookid lost some points for having any doubts as to exactly what polesocking is.
This time I kept them for myself because I was running short.
Recap:
coolkid jr.: -80 points
J to the M to the D: +80 points.
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2009 Jul 17 at 22:11 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
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I'm disappointed to see how many people seem to forget about pole socking in the offseason, since it is something that affects the lives of millions. If pole socking were a sovereign nation*, it would have the fifth-largest GNP, the eight-largest GDP, and second-largest KGB.
* It has tried twice now, once in the Balkans and once east of the Caspian Sea, and we've seen how THAT worked out
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2009 Jul 19 at 14:28 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 785
175 ₧
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Truer words, Enjay. 
Speaking of affecting the lives of millions, the first preliminary round of Doomsday Device prototypes is just now beginning. This gives our teams a chance to share ideas, and get an idea of what they'll be up against in the field.
For example, here we have Cammi Falls' mom being shown a prototype of a certain doomsday device by your 10th grade science teacher, who just happens to be a member of blue team.
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2009 Jul 19 at 18:38 PDT
— Ed. 2009 Jul 19 at 18:39 PDT
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.....Doomsday?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2009 Jul 19 at 18:57 PDT
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NatureJay said:
* It has tried twice now, once in the Balkans and once east of the Caspian Sea, and we've seen how THAT worked out
I still think Pstopia was a good name for the country. Everyone just needs to get their damn minds out of the gutter.
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2009 Jul 19 at 19:02 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
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I tried to form a country for Red Team back when I was still the leader. The PS-A shot it down because I wouldn't budge on naming it the "AaronJer Memorial Pole Socking Nation Stadium".
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2009 Jul 19 at 21:26 PDT
— Ed. 2009 Jul 19 at 21:27 PDT
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jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY
2007 May 27 • 1415
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Jet Monkey Duo said: jrkookid lost some points for having any doubts as to exactly what polesocking is.
This time I kept them for myself because I was running short.
Recap:
coolkid jr.: -80 points
J to the M to the D: +80 points.
Ok first of all, I never ever ever knew what it was jackass.
Second, do you think I know what it is?
Third, WHAT DOUBTS?!?!?! IT WAS A GODDAMN QUESTION
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2009 Jul 19 at 23:27 PDT
— Ed. 2009 Jul 19 at 23:28 PDT
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YOU get +5 rage points for being truckulent.
...tiger. 
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2009 Jul 20 at 01:00 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 785
175 ₧
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I'm also placing you on Blue Team.
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2009 Jul 20 at 01:16 PDT
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Well, my post color is blue and I'm not from Israel or Australia or Canada, so I guess it would be only logical that I join the red team.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
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2009 Jul 20 at 02:04 PDT
— Ed. 2009 Jul 20 at 02:04 PDT
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 785
175 ₧
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Yes, if you like, or you can just wait for the press gang to come 'round.
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2009 Jul 20 at 08:46 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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It depends on what you want to do. It's easy to get an in if your entire village is conscripted into forced participation, but harder to get noticed because you're competing with all the other dregs for mundane tasks such as pole straightening, hammer polishing, and cannon fodder. They don't even trust you with the upkeep of dune buggies until you're at least a level 5 dreg, and that could take years, depending on turnover. There's a chance if you aren't paralyzed within the first three months.
The nomads are more egalitarian, but they only tend to trust their fellow nomen and usually you have to do something to prove yourself to them, in which case you'd probably be capable of being at least a one stripe in a team or coalition. You'd still be in a support role, maybe low-level ballistics, nothing too fancy, we're talking maybe 500 ft diameter craters, tops, but it's something.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2009 Jul 20 at 09:37 PDT
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jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY
2007 May 27 • 1415
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Jet Monkey Duo said: YOU get +5 rage points for being truckulent.
...tiger. Whatever.
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2009 Jul 20 at 23:42 PDT
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