aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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You so ate as much as much of that chicken tikka masala as I did. You're full of lies. AND YOU DRANK SUGAR SODA!
Now for another week of no food!
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2009 Nov 1 at 02:22 UTC
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aaronjer said: When was I skinny as a rod?
On your myspace(that you never use you are "slim and slender" so just figured and you looked it on your pic.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that 
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2009 Nov 1 at 03:06 UTC
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aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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I put that up many, many years ago. Back then I probably weighed 30 pounds less.
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2009 Nov 1 at 05:59 UTC
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wow you do that
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2009 Nov 1 at 10:03 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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You know what's really hard? Exercising with no food. Damn. That's just... nauseating. But when I think of the fact that I'm burning 100% fat / 0% glucose... and that going for half an hour on my bike makes me lose almost a quarter of a pound on the spot... it gives me the will to push on! Now time to go lift some weights!
Maybe I should eat a little protein so that I actually gain muscle during this instead of staying even or losing a little...
Nah! I'll work on that once my fat is gone.
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2009 Nov 1 at 11:17 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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It's times like these I'm proud to be not technically alive, making worrying about this kind of shit completely unnecessary.
Should probably still exercise a bit more though, for its own sake.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2009 Nov 1 at 18:31 UTC
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bump
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2010 Dec 17 at 03:52 UTC
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Get a pair of fat calipers and use that to track your weight loss. This way you can ascertain exactly how much of lost weight is actually attributed to burned fat.
Edit: just noticed this thread is more than a month old. If your still losing weight this quickly and lifting heavier then you are golden.
SRAW said: hey a rare cameo by adhesive
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2010 Dec 20 at 00:38 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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adhesive said: Get a pair of fat calipers and use that to track your weight loss. This way you can ascertain exactly how much of lost weight is actually attributed to burned fat.
Edit: just noticed this thread is more than a year old. If your still losing weight this quickly and lifting heavier then you are golden.
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2010 Dec 20 at 01:48 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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If I was still losing weight that quickly I would be very dead. I only use that method for a couple weeks about once a year when my tightest pants stop fitting comfortably.
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2010 Dec 20 at 03:55 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Tight pants (I used to couldn't dance)
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2010 Dec 20 at 14:38 UTC
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After day three the urge for food is negligable. I've never done a water-only fast, but I've done mastercleanse and juice fasting before where you still get some nutrients but not many. Mastercleanse is pretty legit, you subsist off of a sort of lemonade - fresh-squeezed lemon juice, cayenne pepper (the hotter the better - good stuff will list the BTUs), and grade b maple syrup (grade b is less filtered than grade a, more of the 'good stuff'). It's important to remain (or become) somewhat active during your period of fasting to maintain metabolism. While you won't have the energy to run a marathon, a decent daily stroll or leisurely bike ride (1/2hr a day minimum, or less time of a more physically intense activity) is highly encouraged. GLHF!
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2010 Dec 20 at 18:22 UTC
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phoenix_r said: After day three the urge for food is negligable. I've never done a water-only fast, but I've done mastercleanse and juice fasting before where you still get some nutrients but not many. Mastercleanse is pretty legit, you subsist off of a sort of lemonade - fresh-squeezed lemon juice, cayenne pepper (the hotter the better - good stuff will list the BTUs), and grade b maple syrup (grade b is less filtered than grade a, more of the 'good stuff'). It's important to remain (or become) somewhat active during your period of fasting to maintain metabolism. While you won't have the energy to run a marathon, a decent daily stroll or leisurely bike ride (1/2hr a day minimum, or less time of a more physically intense activity) is highly encouraged. GLHF!
This post made me hungry.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
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2010 Dec 20 at 20:44 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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I just use a treadmill or exercise bike and go full blast for like 20 minutes or until I pass out. And I eat nothing at all. Nothing with nutritional value. You get a slightly higher chance of organ failure, but you lose a lot less muscle mass.
phoenix_r said: After day three the urge for food is negligable.
This is really key. Most people think it sounds like weeks of torture, but it's really just two days of being uncomfortable and then you're just kinda tired for a long time.
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2010 Dec 20 at 21:11 UTC
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Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.
2009 Dec 13 • 567
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If you 're a fatass try eating chicken or calf meat (with some potatoes or rice),at noon and night.Eat muesli for breakfast and make sure you eat pulses at least 2 times in a week.Also going to a gym from monday to saturday and you're done.
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2010 Dec 22 at 15:26 UTC
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How about like me and ONLY eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Stay up all night and sleep all day. Masturbate each night.
It works. Ask Jigsaw. Whos like never here. 
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2010 Dec 22 at 22:07 UTC
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Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)
2009 Nov 14 • 2045
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Damn.... Cinnamon Toast Crunch sounds so good... 
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2010 Dec 22 at 22:19 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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That depends how much effort you put into it, Havokk. If it's like 5 minutes and BAM then it's no good.
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2010 Dec 23 at 02:36 UTC
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it does work O.o but unfortunatly, right now im resorting to water exercise and small meals. So far?.... No results and I'm very displeased.
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2010 Dec 27 at 17:26 UTC
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molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens
2005 May 2 • 2066
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Screw diets and shit. Just don't eat burgers only.
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2010 Dec 27 at 17:33 UTC
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Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)
2009 Nov 14 • 2045
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I eat burgers only. 14x pounds, 9% body fat... 
Edit: Also I don't exercise at all, and just sit in a chair all day. 
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2010 Dec 27 at 18:05 UTC
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Rockbomb said: I eat burgers only. 14x pounds, 9% body fat...
Edit: Also I don't exercise at all, and just sit in a chair all day. Are you 3'10''?
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
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2010 Dec 27 at 18:10 UTC
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Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)
2009 Nov 14 • 2045
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Mate de Vita said: Rockbomb said: I eat burgers only. 14x pounds, 9% body fat...
Edit: Also I don't exercise at all, and just sit in a chair all day. Are you 3'10''? 5'8" 
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2010 Dec 27 at 18:13 UTC
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Rockbomb said: Mate de Vita said: Rockbomb said: I eat burgers only. 14x pounds, 9% body fat...
Edit: Also I don't exercise at all, and just sit in a chair all day. Are you 3'10''? 5'8" 
So like... just making sure, you don't look anything like this right?
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2010 Dec 27 at 21:22 UTC
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xXJigsaw23Xx said: Rockbomb said: Mate de Vita said: Rockbomb said: I eat burgers only. 14x pounds, 9% body fat...
Edit: Also I don't exercise at all, and just sit in a chair all day. Are you 3'10''? 5'8" So like... just making sure, you don't look anything like this right? ha
melloyellow582 said: I post sometimes, to make a point.
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2010 Dec 27 at 21:31 UTC
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