DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧

Just to prove SRAW wrong, this truck has been made official by me, AaronJer, the King.

Also, DaveDays gets +5 ancillary points for having something to do with this most recent effort at pissing off SRAW.

Just like to be organized!


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LOL! MESSIN WITH YOUNG PPL IS AWESOME!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi :)
You: Hey, m/f?
Stranger: f :)
You: :D
Stranger: u)
You: Male, a/l?
Stranger: hehe ok
Stranger: i'm 14, but i don't really wanna say where i' rom, usee to say that i'm from ladygagaland :)
You: I am 19, but USA it vauge enoungh
Stranger: hehe okej
You: so whats goin on babe?
Stranger: nothing right know, u?
You: Nothin either.
You: I hope i dont sound like a creep when i say this....
You: I just got out of my sex ed class
You: and all i can say is....
You: Girls are tasty!
Stranger: hehe mayhe we are ;)
You: Their yummy
You: leme put it this way.....
Stranger: hehe i don't know, i never tried, but i hope we are, :)
You: Did you ever suck on your pen in math class and the ink will come out and you dont wanna swallow it so you spit it out?
You: Its kinda like that if your female
You: Provided that you like guys
Stranger: hehe it sounds wierd, and yes, i like guys
You: Great.
You: ANYWAY,
You: where should we steer this somewhat dirty conversation?
Stranger: i have no idea
You: ....back to girls being yummy
You: I wanna taste one now!
Stranger: then go and pick a girl or something
You: Well i cant just go up to a girl and say "Get on the table and leme taste you"
Stranger: no, thats just stupid
You: Well, i might be able to say that to YOU
Stranger: sorry, got a boyfriend :)
You: .................so do i
Stranger: wierd :S
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3080
-6 ₧

http://omegle.com/
to make them wana


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: hello
You: IM HYPER
You: >.<
Stranger: cool :D
You: >.0
You: YAY
You: LETS DANCE
Stranger: niuce to meet you, hyper person
You: MMHMMHMMM
Stranger: im a calm person
You: :OP
You: IM TO BUT...
You: ALL KAPS
You: WOOOOOT
Stranger: had too much soda?
Stranger: :P
You: >.0
You: dr.peper is good :|
You: ANFCJKLSDBKFBSD,JFBHSDJKF;LSDBHFKLDSBKJFVSDJKGF
You: WOOT
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Stranger: asl
You: FUCK OFF
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hi
You: >.<
You: FUCK THE FUCK OFF
You have disconnected.
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You: hi
Stranger: hey graham
You: no bro
You: its broham ;)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: whats the def of gay?
Stranger: 1. overly happy, etstatic (adj.)
You: *whats for dinner*
You: :o
You: yay why did yo uget on here?
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: i am bored
You: ehh
You: m
Stranger: joke 1:i'm waitin for my porn to load
You: ohhhh
You: >:3
Stranger: joke2: i wanted somone to marry
You: hmmm
Stranger: 3: i like this site
Stranger: choose wisely
You: :o
You: 1
You: ehh
Stranger: lol
Stranger: alright
Stranger: uhhhh...
You: im actulaey wating for my frends to get on
You: but 1 is what i would do
Stranger: howwill you know when they geton?
You: its a chat thing
You: chatango
Stranger: oh
Stranger: 1 sec
You: mmmmk
Stranger: gonna check sumthin
You: ook
Stranger: alright
You: that was fast
Stranger: not really
Stranger: the symbol was blincking
You: hmm
Stranger: .
Stranger: hold up
You: ..
You: >.>
You: WELL
You: i have to prank kids
Stranger: bubbaishungree
Stranger: name sound familiar?
You: sounds like a drug
Stranger: my XBox live name
You: lol
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: same for ps3
You: im gessing your a mail
You: :3
Stranger: *male
You: :o
You: TRANNEY
You: :3
Stranger: what
You: You: ..
You: >.>
You: WELL
You: i have to prank kids
You: and here i go
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I SWAR TO GOD IF ANOTHER PERSON ASKS ME ASL IM GOING TO RIP THERE FUCKING BALLS OUT AND FEED IT TO THE PIGS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: I SWAR TO GOD IF ANOTHER PERSON ASKS ME ASL IM GOING TO RIP THERE FUCKING BALLS OUT AND FEED IT TO THE PIGS
Stranger: ??
You: >.<
(and after 5 mins...)
You have disconnected.

Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧

Well, this one wasn't really that funny but it was one of the longer ones I've had:


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: salutations
You: hi, you wanna go?
Stranger: go where?
You: oh, you know what I mean
Stranger: haha, i could be a grizzled old man
You: yeah, those are my favorite type
Stranger: man, sorry to disappoint then
You: so you're not one then?
Stranger: sadly no
You: damn
Stranger: so im sure you're not interested
You: nah, I still am
You: just not as much
You: so asl?
Stranger: seventeen, female, scotland
Stranger: right back at you
You: 117, something in between, somewhere in the western part of the Milkiway
Stranger: now i feel dead boring
You: yeah, a lot of people do around me
Stranger: well, i am... THE BATMAN
Stranger: but don't spread it around
You: what, you have a bat instead of a weaner?
Stranger: no, i am a troubled angst ridden billionaire who aims to rid gotham of its crime epidemic
Stranger: pfffft
You: awesome
You: the hell does 'who' mean?
Stranger: 'who' is a relative pronoun to introduce a clause when the antecedent is a person or persons or one to whom personality is attributed
You: ok, now I understand
Stranger: glad to help
You: btw, wanna hear something funny?
Stranger: hit me
You: damn, I forgot what I wanted to say
You: I am after all 117 years old
You: I'm getting a bit senile
Stranger: haha, yeah, i hear that happens
Stranger: are you in pretty good shape for your age?
You: yeah, I am as a matter of fact
You: because I eat healthy and exercise weekly
You: also I'm not really 117 years old
Stranger: oh
You: I'm actually 116.8920 years old
You: give or take a few decades
Stranger: how much is a few decades?
You: about 10 of them
You: a little less actually
Stranger: well, im sure you're rocking the aged n wise look
Stranger: hows the weather in the western milky way?
You: starry mostly
You: it does rain comets every now and then though
Stranger: drops of jupiter?
You: yeah, mostly
You: you wouldn't believe what the people who used to live there left on the planet
You: you get all sorts of stuff from these comet showers
You: a few weeks ago a marble nearly broke my spine
You: because it was located inside a three-storey building that fell on my back
Stranger: im wondering why we're on omegle
Stranger: mabye we should go talk to real people?
You: so you're not a real person then?
You: well, don't worry, I'm not one either, so you were basically right
You: now if you'll excuse me, I have to go jump out a window of the aforementioned three-storey building
You: 42>9000
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

You confuse me, Mate. Since the avatar change I'm not sure you're the same person! Though congratulations on the hitchiker's references as well as the OVER 9000!!!!!!

Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧

? Do explain more.

DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY! IT'S INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!
You: WOOT!
You: ARE YOU WEARING A HAT???
Stranger: ...DAMN IT, I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMETHING
Stranger: :(
You: THEN I WANT NO BISNESS WITH YOU!
You: GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
Stranger: D:
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molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens





2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧

This last one is great.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

You just sound a little different. Also, you no longer look like fps_doug.

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧

this truck isnt official in any way and i pls hope that you guys wont post crap here

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧

That's right. Fuck you, SRAW. You go to hell and you die!

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

AaronJer is lolsome

Sloth

2008 May 18 • 543

SRAW im sorry to inform that your mom had to stay one more night.

Go tell your dad

Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧

Sticky FTW!
What do you mean I sound different, you've never even heard me.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

Different in the sense that your tone when posting seems to have changed, but then, I dunno. I think it's mainly the avatar. I was so sad when I lost my old one!

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧

I miss that moth too :(

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

Not exactly what I meant but I know you know that.

Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧

So my tone has become more penguin-like? Damn, I'm not sure I like that. I may have to change back to the old fps_doug avy.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

No, just different. I dunno ok!

molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens





2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧

Those are some pimpin penguins you got there yo.

Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧

So go back to fps_dough or stick to the Aptenodytes forsteri?

Btw I've started helping newbies again but that's been made a bit difficult for me by the fact that every second post I make gets error'd and not posted.

molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens





2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧

Hell damn, you posted before me and then again, not.

Sloth

2008 May 18 • 543

If you choose to read this one... Then you are on your own..
But you should read it.
Seriously read it....

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Oh mai!
You: You saw that girl last night wearing hot pants
You: she thought she was like..
You: Some kind of
You: Aaronjer
You: That's weird
You: Then she come over to me like this
You: Yo wanna get hunged up
You: i said no
You: So
You: you are one of those silence guys
You: i like silence guys
You: you can steal their money with out they are yelling "THief!"
You: Thats kewl
You: where do you live?

You: Finland
You: oh cool
You: me too
You: no actually i dont live there
You: You survived for 2:48
You: soo
You: Tell me about yourself?
You: Okay your 10 seconds is gone
You: Now its my turn
You: I like boobies
You: I like stuff
You: and all those things
You: You know what?
You: This was an interesting converstation
You: I said was beacuse
You: Ye you can propably figure it out
You: But you are silenced guy
You: So to be sure
You: Goodbye sir!
You have disconnected.

fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 909
13 ₧

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: i love you too
Stranger: I LOVE YOU MORE
You: me 2!
Stranger: oh great xD u wanna marry me?
You: YEA
You: OHHH YES
Stranger: well b4 we get in such a serious relationship, i'd like to know, WHAT ARE YOU?
You: well u tell me first
Stranger: i'm a purple dinosaur with a pumkin that has a purple penis
Stranger: i havent selected my gender yet
You: lol
Stranger: :D
Stranger: so wat r u?
You: i am a pink monkey with a huge penis and i like to throw shit at ppl
Stranger: :D i like that
You: lol it gets u hot?
Stranger: MMMHMM
You: well anything else i should know?
Stranger: uh huh :D i live in ur pantz part time as a hairdresser
You: thats kool
You: i knew there was sombody down there
Stranger: ikr
Stranger: :D it was me
You: OMG!
You: lol
You: NO WAY
Stranger: YES WAY
Stranger: and my cousin Barney lives there too
You: ya hes my asshole
Stranger: :D and my brother tinky winky too
You: ya umm u suck
You have disconnected.


i think i went full gay

sprinkles


2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: yes those are my three favourite letters in the alphabet
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: 18 m usa... ask me 3 questions and i will answer honestly... ;)
You: Has there ever been a man on the moon?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hello
Stranger: m/f?
You: im a lampshade
Stranger: bahah.
Stranger: thts cool
Stranger: :)
Stranger: what colours ur shade then?
You: maroon
Stranger: wow.
Stranger: are you for sale?
Stranger: i wanna shuvv the stick up my ass.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: im a lampshade
Stranger: no cos im a light bulb maybe u could turn me on
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gay male looking for a guy
You: hello
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: yes those are my three favourite letters in the alphabet
You: how did you know?
Stranger: are u male or female
You: i am a lampshade
Stranger: gud 4 u
Stranger: hey i already talked to u before
You: ah you caught me
Stranger: u must spend alot of time on dis
You: ive been on for like 10 min
Stranger: ya but like u go on everyday
Stranger: and u will b on now for a few hours
You: no actually i have to make some cs maps
You: so ill be on for like 10 more min
Stranger: wtf is cs maps
You: counter strike
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ha u lie
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hello
Stranger: age?
You: 109
You: yours?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hey.
You: how are you?
Stranger: Good really bored kinda. Hbu?
You: Why so bored?
Stranger: There's nothing to do and I'm just sitting here.
You: so touch yourself
You: haha no not while your talking to me
Stranger: Oooie I touched myself haha jk.
Stranger: I wouldn't do that... =?
Stranger: =/
You: and why not?
You: its healthy you know
Stranger: Well, there's times I guess just by other people....
Stranger: Why do you touch yourself???? =/
You: of course
You: you dont?
Stranger: I wouldn't tell you... jk
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: my mothers womb
You: you?
Stranger: same
You: good answer
Stranger: which country do u from/
You: why would i tell someone with such bad grammer
You: ?
Stranger: r u a teacher?
You: um it doesnt take an idiot to learn grammer dude
Stranger: you motherfucker suck my cock
You: mother and fucker are two different words man
Stranger: i am sure that u get novel prize in grammer if there is prize for grammer
You: am not that great at grammer, you jus' suck
Stranger: lado
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3080
-6 ₧

its just ehh.... the sentance


Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: : I SWAR TO GOD IF ANOTHER PERSON ASKS ME ASL IM GOING TO RIP THERE FUCKING BALLS OUT AND FEED IT TO THE PIGS
You: -_-
Stranger: go you
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I SWAR TO GOD IF ANOTHER PERSON ASKS ME ASL IM GOING TO RIP THERE FUCKING BALLS OUT AND FEED IT TO THE PIGS
You: >:(
Stranger: lol
Stranger: get fucked sometime dick wad
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: horny?
You: verey
Stranger: nice
Stranger: where are u from?
You: im from transvestiteania
Stranger: really me too
You: >:) il fuck you raw
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: hmmm
You: leme sing
You: FALALFALGALGLALGALGLAGAGLALGAL
Stranger: how r u?
You: o.o
You: IT TALKS?!?!!?
You: OH SHIZ
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