melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau


2005 Mar 22 • 12862
666 ₧

Stranger: do YOU like fetuses being killed?
You: Haha.
You: That is phrased poorly.
You: I think that a woman has a right to choose what happens to her body.
Stranger: oh fuck that mate what choice does the kid have
Stranger: no choice
Stranger: the woman had a choice when she had sex and got pregnant. the woman always has more choice than the kid
You: Rape?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

lolsome :D

buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: FURRIES!
Stranger: hey
You: BONJOUR!
Stranger: res
You: I IZ FRENCH FAT GUY!
You: PEEEERVEEEEERTEEEEED!
You: I LIEK CATS!
You: UND DOGS!
Stranger: beach
You: AAAAHHHH
You: SAND!
Stranger: bitch
You: MAKES MEH HORNEY!
You: AHHHH
You: FUUUR
You: GIEF YOOR CAT!
You: UUUUUGGGHHH
Stranger: horney i m bt ur asl
You: YEAH!
You: BT MY ASL!
You: AAAHHHH
You: YEEAEEAAAHHH
Stranger: kinner
You: OH YAH!
You: BLOOD FETISH!
You: CUT MEH!
You: Oh, thought you said...
You: KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 567
80,085 ₧

Stranger: hi
You: hey ya
Stranger: heya
Stranger: asl plz
You: after soiled lamp?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Hi male or female
You: Shemale
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: i am m
You: like i give a shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 567
80,085 ₧

Stranger: horny girl?
You: very very horny
Stranger: wanna do a cam2cam?
You: i don't have a cam :(
Stranger: we can trade pics
You: R u going to upload on imageshack?
Stranger: i don't use this
You: oke
Stranger: i use other sites
You: Show me then
Stranger: how kind do you want
You: anything you think is good
Stranger: *posts a pic of a nude pic of him*
You: Are u gay?
Stranger: no
You: I am male that's why i asked
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 567
80,085 ₧

Stranger: where is chad
You: in your closet
Stranger: i want to talk to him
Stranger: nnooo
Stranger: dont rape meeii
Stranger: am inisent
You: ur not
Stranger: n nnnooooo
Stranger: nnoooo
You: yes
Stranger: please have mercy
Stranger: please
You: what is mercy? :)
Stranger: i have a family
You: well i don't :|
Stranger: ssooo where was i
Stranger: ooooohhh
You: in the closet?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: whats upo??
Stranger: nnooo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

system_cloud_the
2010 May 17 • 16

You: HAHAHAHA
You: FAG
Stranger: haaaaaahhahah
Stranger: lol
You: I BET YOU SUCK DICK
You: no serisley
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: whats up?
Stranger: ceiling with light bulbs
Stranger: why do you ask??
You: WANA COME TO MY CELLER FOR SOME POPCICLES
You: 2 dollers to touch it
You: comon man im desprit
Stranger: its 'wanna', ' cellar' and 'popsicles'
You: i can film you and my dog
Stranger: and its 'desperate'
Stranger: please learn to spell
You: my grammers sucks right now cuz your giving me suck a BONER!
You: such sorry i jizzed a little
Stranger: ok that sentence did not make any sense whatsoever
You: so like im gona go fuck your sister
You: so like
You: RAPE!
You have disconnected.
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You: lolacans
You: i just told a guy about my pulsing boner
Stranger: wtf
You: its masive
Stranger: WTMFH
You: 2 inches :) want some?
You: all japaneys stile
You: mhmm
You: lil came out
You: *slurp*

You: oh shit
You: my dads in my room
You: wasterbating with me
You: <_<
You: TELL HIM TO GTFO
You: NAO
You: D:<
You: HES EATING MY BONER~
You: oh shit
You: brb
You have disconnected.
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You: hi! :)
Stranger: ihi
Stranger: name
You: you can call me ice cream man
Stranger: hey
You: cuz you can lick my popsicle
You: :)
You: pwees, i need a fix bad
Stranger: name
You: IM JONESON!
You: JONESIN FOR A FIX
Stranger: jacson
You: then spank me.... HAAAAAAARD!
You: call me your bitch
You: wana see how far i can fit my boot up your ass?
You: its 13 inches
Stranger: hey go sleep stupid
You: Q_Q
You: by my self... :(
You: im so lonsome all i have is my hand and this razor blade
You: AND THAT TURNS ME ON!
You: AHHHHHH my NIPPLEZ

You: there like sausedge
You: mmhmm
You: allover my face
You: *slurp*
You: OH GOD
You: I WASTED SOME\
Stranger: hey
You: IT WILL TAKE MONTHS TO GET OUT OF MY HARE

You: D:<<<

Stranger: are you a girl
You: i have a cock does that make me a woman
You: BITCH

You: ILL CUT YOU
You: UP ALL BAD
You: FUCKER

You: HOW DARE YOU
You have disconnected.


more will come

melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau


2005 Mar 22 • 12862
666 ₧

Seriously though, if you post something like that again I'm going to ban you for like a week. Both your accounts.


At least post clever things or things TRYING to be clever.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

i was drunk
i use this acccount so i could be at my frends house and this fat kid could not be on my account for doing shit, so. like... you should thank me :D

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧

¿ Would the fat kid happen to be you ?

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

fat kid = friends step brother = a down syndrom kid with limited vocabulari based around the words fuck and tits

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 5050
1,227 ₧

¡Buenos dios!

melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau


2005 Mar 22 • 12862
666 ₧

...

Did you just try to pluralize an already plural word by putting an "i" on the end of it?



Or are you just bad at spelling?

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

yes

Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 567
80,085 ₧

Stranger: BORED
You: SAME
Stranger: THE PEOPLE DONT LIKE STRANGER TALK
You: YEAH WHY
You: THEY ASK ASL AND SHIT
Stranger: SOME PEOPLE LIKE SEX LANGUAGE
You: YEAH
Stranger: I DONT LIKE THAT I AM A BEST FRIEND SHIP ONLY
You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Stranger: U KNOW "FRIEND SHIP IS A BLESSING"
You: KINDA
Stranger: WHAT/
You: IT IS NOT EXACTLY
You: BUT WHAT'S YOUR PROB
Stranger: YEA
Stranger: I AM A CIVIL ENGINNER
You: COOL
Stranger: WHAT IS U R PROB
You: NOT MUCH
Stranger: KK
Stranger: I AM SHARING MY MIND WITH U
You: YOU CAN,I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT
Stranger: SEND ME U R GMAIL ID I PROMISS NOT CHEATINGU
Stranger: I SWEAR
You: hey wait
You: i m male
Stranger: OK NO PRBLEM I AMN SEARCHINDG GIRLS IN OMEGLE
You: I'M SEARCHING RANDOM PEOPLE
Stranger: U R MY BEST FRIEND
You: OKAY
Stranger: U LOVE MY FRIEND SHIP?
You: I DON'T KNOW
Stranger: WHY/
You: WELL
Stranger: U R A GRADUATE?
You: YOU ARE SEARCHING FOR A RELATIONSHIP SO I DON'T KNOW
You: KINDA
Stranger: NO NEVER ONLY FOR A FRIEND SHIP
You: OKAY
Stranger: THEN MY NAME IS aju ajeesh
You: MINE IS haris
Stranger: OK U R A INDIAN
You: NO
You: THIS IS SPARTA
You: YOU KNOW?
Stranger: SOORY
Stranger: OK ADD ME TO U
You: I DON'T USE GMAIL VERY MUCH
You: I USE SKYPE THOUGH
Stranger: DONT U HAVE A MAIL ID
Stranger: YET
You: I DON'T USE THESE STUFF
Stranger: THEN..
Stranger: I WANT TO CONTACT WITH MAIL..
Stranger: PLS MAKE A MAIL ID
You: MSN?
Stranger: ANY MAIL..
You: VELZEVOOL@LIVE.COM
Stranger: I HAVAE NO MSN..
You: HM
You: K
You: MYSELFTHEPAINTER@GMAIL.COM
Stranger: OK I WILL SEND A MAIL NW??
You: I GUESS
You: BUT I AM NOT ONLINE NOW
You: WHEN I GO HOME
Stranger: PLS OPEN UR MAIL..
You: OKAY
Stranger: U CAN SEE MY MAIL VERY SOON..
You: OK SEND ME
You: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SEND?
You: OK I SHIT ON MY PANTS
You: TELL ME
You: I M DYIN
Stranger: hello..
You: ΗΕΥ
Stranger: i have send to ur live id...
Stranger: pls check
You: ΟΚ
Stranger: did u got?
Stranger: if got ..
Stranger: pls reply me??
You: wait
You: what is this
You: OH YOU RE TRYING TO HACK MEH
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: wot??
Stranger: wot happen u??
You: HACKER GET AWAY!
Stranger: i have a send only a picture mail...
You: IF I OPEN IT YOU WILL GET PASSWORDS FROM MEH
You: see?nice try btw
Stranger: ok yar..
Stranger: u have lost agood frnd...
Stranger: good bye....
You: :(
You: bye
Stranger: take care..
You: you too
Stranger: dont be affraid
You: ok
You: so i open it
Stranger: is it?
You: anti-virus says
Stranger: says...
You: trojan
Stranger: wich antivirus...
You: avira
Stranger: u r mad man..
Stranger: u have got
You: lol
You: why
Stranger: suspicious decese...
You: hm
You: then i ll tell you what
You: upload it on youtube
Stranger: wot..
You: yep
Stranger: ??/
You: add the picture in windows movie maker
You: make it movie
You: upload it
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: i will..
Stranger: but not nw...
You: ok
Stranger: its time to go...
Stranger: tomarrow iwill send a url..
Stranger: ok...
You: ok
You: why not now?
Stranger: thats not for a proof...
Stranger: its time too late...yar....
You: come on
You: for a friend..
Stranger: o..
Stranger: yar////
Stranger: see u tommarrow....
You: kk
Stranger: can u allow to chat in ur live id...
You: i don't have it installed
Stranger: ok yar good bye...
Stranger: last question...
You: ok
Stranger: are u amae????
You: amae?
Stranger: male??
You: yes
Stranger: no...
Stranger: ur lying,,,
Stranger: ok good night
You: ok
Stranger: i will miss u
You: me too
Stranger: send me reply to my mail
You: okay
Stranger: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: bye
Stranger: SWEET DREAMS
You: you too
Stranger: HAVE A GOOD DAY
You: HAPPY EASTER
Stranger: I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND MY FRIEND SHIP
You: YAH SHIT'S CRAZY
Stranger: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: BYE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 22 • 203
153 ₧

...............Who's that guy? ^

phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 905
17 ₧

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: oh hi
Stranger: hihiih
You: press 1 for cybersex
Stranger: m, f
You: whatever you want
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: do u have awesome boobs?
You: yes, but only because i'm fat
You: I also have a penis, as I am male.
You: do you have awesome boobs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: sup
Stranger: the ceiling
Stranger: .... what about u
You: question: why does everybody d/c? is it cyber or gtfo?
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: although many people gtfo when they are cybering
You: the last person was 'typing' permanently, that was cool
You: but didn't say a thing
You: lol get the fuck off
Stranger: i seee
Stranger: that is super upsetting
Stranger: you should have yelled at that hoe
You: this place
You: makes me want to bloodninja
You: so hard
Stranger: i actually do need to go take a shower... i got meetings and stuff..... but it was nice talking to you
Stranger: .... ps.....
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Stranger: dead..!
You: expelliarmus
Stranger: well touche
Stranger: on that note
Stranger: BYE!
Stranger: SNEAK ATTACK!!!!
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the trick is to make them think that you could still cyber at any second...

ps davedays, plz enchant your gear.

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 5050
1,227 ₧

Wha?

phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 905
17 ₧

The more you do that, the funnier it gets...we should Carlito's soon.

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 5050
1,227 ₧

I repeat: "Wha?"

I don't even know what you might be referring to. Nothing said recently even appears like it could be something I edited. Could you specify?

Any yes. Carlito's.

Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 567
80,085 ₧

This shit has plenty of Indian people

Sloth

2008 May 18 • 543

Stranger: anyone over 25
You: 21?
You: is that ok?
Stranger: m or f
You: F
Stranger: from
You: Sweden
Stranger: cool
You: U?
Stranger: a swedish blondie huh?
You: Ye
Stranger: I am 29 m spain
You: :o with 6 pack?
Stranger: I love swedish girls
You: I love spanish guys
Stranger: yes I have some
You: Who said anything about girls?
Stranger: I said
You: ok
You: i love swedish guys too.
Stranger: are you busty
You: u can say i am.
Stranger: what do u look like
You: Blonde hair, big breasts
You: make up
Stranger: what else
You: with pink extensions
You: Dont tell anyone but i hape tiny nipples ...
Stranger: extensions? what do you mean
You: In my hair
Stranger: ok I would like to suck those nipples
You: So when did u come out of the closet?
You: :o naughty boy
Stranger: what does that mean
You: When did u realise u was gay?
Stranger: I am not gay!
You: Why do u wanna suck my nipples?
Stranger: u r f?
Stranger: u said so
You: I am f
You: Feminine male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Maybe failed at this one i dont know.

melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau


2005 Mar 22 • 12862
666 ₧

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

that made me lol...