fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 910
13 ₧

right on

buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: How's life?
Stranger: fcking ur mum? all good
You: ...
You: Neckrophil?
You: Nice...
Stranger: ur mum is dead? OLOL
You: x)
Stranger: am so sorreh. for u. ;3
You: I'm sorry for you =)
Stranger: oh i know. not getting sex everynite. :{
You: Not getting sex at all except with corpses =(
You: And you?
Stranger: ur fcking sick!
You: Your fucking Mom
Stranger: im not your mom
Stranger: im alive..
You: Give me proof of some sort please?
You: Your deathness is scaring me
Stranger: ok lemme get a picture.
You: ...
Stranger: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/324210_1d09d2fd88.jpg?

v=0
Stranger: der u go luf.
You: Congratulations!
Stranger: fnk u!
You: Who's the dead guy?
Stranger: ur mum..
You: My mom is a guy?
You: =O!!!
Stranger: nd dead
You: Ah.
You: Phew
Stranger: u kiled her!
You: Whistle
Stranger: u came out of her, and she saw u
Stranger: and she died
You: Then you brought her home to you and put her on your bed?
You: ...
Stranger: no i was der at the hospital.
You: The hospital usually don't have cat toys on them...
Stranger: for disabled people they do
You: Or cats at all.
You: Your house are for disabled people?
Stranger: no the hospital
Stranger: did a special treatment for ur mum
Stranger: coz shes disabled.
You: By putting her dead in your house on your bed?
You: ...
Stranger: its in the fucking hospital u dumbass.
You: ...
You: ...
You: Your nuts
You: Hurts.
Stranger: atleast i have nuts.
You: Coconuts?
Stranger: nono, balls.
You: We were talking about NUTS. Not BALLS.
You: Go back to your bed for disabled people
Stranger: So your nuts?
Stranger: ur mum is still taking up the whole bed.
You: She's dead. Move her.
You: Like you usually do
Stranger: shes a dead weight.
You: Nope she's not.
You: You don't fck weights.
You: That's the difference
Stranger: oh. what have i've been doing for the last 10 years?
You: Fucking my mom.
Stranger: yes
You: But you haven't been fucking weights.
Stranger: your mum is just 1 weight. but feels liek 100;s
Stranger: 100's*
You: My mom is just 1 corpse but feels like 100s.
You: Your insane =S
You: insane's*
Stranger: your mum is dead..
You: Yepp
You: And your fucking her
You: On your bed for disabled people
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: your mum is dead
Stranger: get over it
Stranger: and go cry to your granny
You: Go cry to your tranny.
Stranger: to your fanny?
You: Nope
Stranger: go get fcking laid instead of crying
You: Get fucking laid instead of raping corpses.
Stranger: ur dead mum wanted it.
Stranger: tis was her last wish
You: Or I maybe should say something that isn't impossible for you
Stranger: what is that then Mr Bullshitter?
You: Getting laid.
You: For you.
You: Impossible.
Stranger: i get laid 10 tyms eveerynight
You: Dead people doesn't count
You: 2 times a centuary more like
Stranger: osoz 11 then
You: Your counting is strange...
You: A number doesn't get bigger by removing an amount
Stranger: ;3
Stranger: owell gotta go get sum of your mums muff.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I lost =(. Well well, he's strange anyhow.

Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧

OK, this isn't mine, I found it at some other forum. The conversation itself is not interesting but the ending is pretty nicely done:

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

Whoa, harsh. I thought it was going to go the way of "I put on my robe and wizard's hat".

Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 14 • 2045

LOL!
Epic rick roll

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

ahhhhh awsom

jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧

Now that's what I call a classic OWNED!

buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧

Thumbs up for that one!

You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 14, f, sweden
Stranger: 14 m usa ;)
You: ^^
You: The hell you are!
Stranger: lol I'm serious
You: ...
You: Me...
You: Too...
You: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That's not weird at all?

buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧

I'm doing things really strange. Such a shame that I'll never be as funny as you guys =(.

You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Are you funny?
Stranger: ive been told that
You: Are you looking for the perfect woman in your life?
Stranger: well im female so hell npo
You: Man then?
You: We have singles of both the sexes
Stranger: whos we
You: I'm sorry to have accidently said you liked women, I just thought that there's mostly men on this site.
You: My website that I'm getting paid by to hunt you down
You: You dirty little girl
You: Or woman if you prefere that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧

Wow I suck =(.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: QUICK, TALK DIRTY TO ME BEFORE MY ERECTION FALLS
You: Ah, yeah
You: I like that!
You: HARDER!
You: PLEASE!
You: AH!
You: YEAH!
You: YOUR AMAZING!
You: AH!
You: AH, AH, AH!
Stranger: ITS ALIVE!
You: Spraying all over the screen
Stranger: KEEP DOINT THAT!
You: ...
You: Rapist
You: sexual rapisty
You: anal
You: green goo
You: gay guys
You: blood
Stranger: vroom vrooom
You: That turned you on?
You: O.O
Stranger: D: its dying
You: Ah
You: Yeah
You: Your amazing...
You: Lemme taste that
You: *licking sounds*
Stranger: :D ITS BACK FROM THE FUTURE!
You: Lol
You: This is the strangest thing ever
You: And it's working on me too xd
You: Ah
You: Yeah
You: yummy
You: Who's daddy?
You: Yeah
You: Lick those
You: Your my little friend aren't you?
You: Your so gooooooood
You: I turned on it
You: BWAHAWHAWHAW
Stranger: my erection just ran away
Stranger: thanks a lot...
You: No problems!
Stranger: how the fuck am i gonna catch it >.>
Stranger: its so small
Stranger: ....i mean HUGE
Stranger: HUUUGE
You: lick it up
You: ...
You: ..
You: .
You:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

sprinkles


2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧

Omegle brings out all the dysfunctional members of society and puts them on display for all of us non-dysfunctional members to laugh at and ridicule; and then, they become murderers and kill us. Well that's life.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey m or f?
You: both ;)
Stranger: would you ever get naked for me on webcam?
You: hell no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Keep in mind that there are rules
to this game and if you break
them you will fail...

If you break a rule, i will notify
you and then disconnect.
You: .../?
You: **breaks neck o.o
Stranger: that sux
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ni
You: hi
You: wow]
You: the n is verey close
Stranger: wow
Stranger: to....
You: 2?
You: 2?!?!?!
You: ye
You: ya
You: to
You: :3
Stranger: no 4
You: 8 :D
Stranger: hm
You: mh^3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I hate my life.
You: NUT MEG!!!!
Stranger: Mk.
You: APPLE SAUSE
You: uhhh
You: uhhhhhhHHH
Stranger: YOUR MOM.
Stranger: I win.
Stranger: go to hell.
You: RADERS KICK ASS
Stranger: You stupid adoted peice of shit.
Stranger: adopted*
Stranger: go die.
You: :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: i love you man
You: ;)
Stranger: wats ur name
You: MOBEY DICK
Stranger: lies
You: thy call me cloud
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: well
You: Hello Kitty
You: is
You: awsom
You: :D
Stranger: would have to disagree
You: :O
You: :()
You: :(
You: WHY
You: WHY YOU BASTARD
Stranger: i must admit i dont understand the concept
You: FUCK THE CONCEPT
You: THERE DOING SHIT
You: ITS FUCKING COLERFULL
You: ENJOY THE HELL OUTA IT
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: i suppose your right
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how random, are you?
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: im random yes
You: im a chick
Stranger: are u?
Stranger: im a dude
Stranger: ur a virgin?
You: hell yes
Stranger: want me to take ur virginity?
Stranger: want too?
You: sounds like that would hurt
Stranger: its really not
Stranger: :D
You: :O
Stranger: realy not
Stranger: want too?
You: but...
You: but im 8 years old
Stranger: so?
Stranger: i dont have to wear condom then
Stranger: :D
You: AHHHHHH DUDE I CAN STOP LAUGHING
You: lol dude im totaley a dude
Stranger: idc im still gona bust a nut
You: go jack off to porn
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: im a lama?
You: :(
You: they spit
Stranger: a lama?
You: damn them alpacas
You: always wanting to take over shit
Stranger: i know, right?
You: fuckena
You: so whats up dude
Stranger: i'm not a dude
You: :O
You: ARE YOU THE ONLEY GIRL ON HERE
You: serisuley
You: i went threw 15 horney ass 8 yeaarold
You: its nastey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hmm
You: hi
Stranger: what's your name?
You: my name is COOKEY
You: no relley
You: i was spat out and dad was eating cookeys
Stranger: okay... is that your hooker name?
You: shit face buble cum
Stranger: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Horny female?
You: oh hell yes
Stranger: cybersex?
You: :|
You: are you a guy
Stranger: yes
You: FUCK YOU IM A LEZ!!!
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Stranger: grrr
You: lol
You: spinkles?
Stranger: a/s/l?
Stranger: no rick astley
You: hmm
You: ahh
Stranger: m or f?
You: i like that song
You: it makes me hot
Stranger: thats funny
Stranger: m or f?
You: *start tucking self*
You: mhmm
Stranger: ?///////
You: i like that
Stranger: guy or girl
Stranger: ?
You: mmmhmmmmmm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey whats up?
You: im sad
Stranger: asl
Stranger: why are you sad?
You: I HAVE AIDS AND ALL YOU CAN WOREY ABOUT IS ASL!!!
You have disconnected.

fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 910
13 ₧

this is clouds favorite truck

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

oh hell yes

sprinkles


2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heey you okaay?
Stranger: do you have msn?
Stranger: can i your msn?
You: yea right
You have disconnected.
// Separator //

Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 567
80,085 ₧

You:Really?

Me:Yeah -.-' ...

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

4606 users online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi hi hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: nm u
You: just borrrrrrrrd
You: soo uhh
Stranger: me to
You: do you play games?
Stranger: like what?
You: final fantisty
You: idk :S
Stranger: no but my friend plays that game its awesome
You: mhmm
You: waht games do you play?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: wow
Stranger: halo
Stranger: shadow of the colossus
You: thatsd a good one
Stranger: legend of zelda
Stranger: you m or f
You: m
You: i used to have legend of zelda
You: then i lost it
Stranger: im f
Stranger: oh


yah thats truley outrageous

xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.


2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧

This was because i was bored...

_____________________________________________________



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi Random STranger.
Stranger: Whoa, caps fail.
You: hello
You: xD
Stranger: This is uninteresting.
Stranger: <--- Amazing.
You: very much so... MAKE it interesting O.o
Stranger: LIKE SERIOUSLY.
You: well..?\
You: Im waiting
Stranger: Why do I have to wear the pants in this relationship?
Stranger: I mean, come on.
Stranger: You're a man!
Stranger: Do your job!
You: O.e
Stranger: Seriosuly.
You: Your odd
Stranger: WHAT.
Stranger: You wanted interesting D:
Stranger: Tough crowd.
You: do you have a bipolar problems?
Stranger: You know what?
You: Dont go off on me its ur fault
Stranger: WHen you assume...
Stranger: You make an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
Stranger: Ugeddit? :D
You: heard it -.-
Stranger: ...
Stranger: And you thought I was uninteresting.
Stranger: You can has iPad?
You: O.e DOESNT COMPUTE!
You: WHAT
You: ???
You: You make my mom hurt D=
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Dude.
Stranger: Just...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Dude.
You: I <3 Dude
Stranger: Google it on teh interwebz.
You: Internet? you mean INTERNET O_O
Stranger: Nuh.
Stranger: INTEEEEEEEEERWEBZ
Stranger: Like...
You: I DONT WANNA GOOGLE THAT SH** <.< o_o
Stranger: Antrepenewr.
You: Whats that mean =D
Stranger: Entrepeneur.
Stranger: Or something.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: 18 f uk
You: 4 m finland
You: :D
Stranger: 4!
You: yah
Stranger: hmm....
You: just cause i can spell apple
You: ._.
You: :D
You: AT SKOOL
You: I DREW A PONEY
Stranger: as am I =P
You: IT WHENT NEHA
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: ._.
You: >.>
You: <.<
You: *sprays stuff on the wall*
You: *puts jizz marks on the bed with markers*
You: *wrights "the cake is a lie" on the wall*
You: *kills kenney alover agane*
You: *rapes boxes with box cutters*
You: your the best random stranger i had all day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: FBI MOTHER FUCKER
You: JUMP OUT OF THE CAR NAO
You: OR YOUR BRAINS IS EVEREY WHERE
Stranger: FREEZE!!!
You: >:O
Stranger: Now give me some tropical fruit bubblelicious,.. and some skittles
You: >:S
You: IM ASKING THE......
You: skittles...
You: yum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OH WOW
You: ITS ANOTHER PERSON
You: HELP ME
Stranger: asl
You: THE DINOSAURS ARE KILLING EVEREY BODEY
Stranger: asl
Stranger: now
You: RAPING OUR MEN
You: BURNING OUR WOMEN
You: HELP
You: ARGHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: where the fuck do u live?
You: OH SWEET JESUS
You: THEYE KILLING ROBOCOP
You: D:
You: NO RO BO NO
Stranger: fuck u little fuck face
You: HELP ME
Stranger: i only fuck fuckers that like to talk about who they fucked last night
You: ARHJ
You: ITS EVEREY WHERE
You: ACID
Stranger: i wanna have a fuckin good time when all ur fucking doing is fucking tellin g me about fucking dinosaurs
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: if i would u
You: GOD
You: HELP US ALL
Stranger: i would fuck someone while u could
You: ALA
You: JESUS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi hi hi
Stranger: m/f
You: does barney scare you?
You: do you wish you could be back in time?
You: can you telaport to a stone age?
Stranger: m/f
You: well nao intraducing
You: BLUE GEN
You: wiht speekers
You: and black mail
You: :D
Stranger: wtf! m/f
You: now your worreys about can food drives are over
You: be prepared for the holocause
You: cause if you dont
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *sigh*
Stranger: a) boy wanting to talk to boy
b) boy wanting to talk to girl
c) boy wanting to talk to boy (horny)
d) boy wanting to talk to girl (horny)
e) girl wanting to talk to girl
f) girl wanting to talk to boy
g) girl wanting to talk to girl (horny)
h) girl wanting to talk to boy (horny)
You: *depressed*
You: *loneley*
You: *could care less*
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BABBY DONT LOOK LKKE ME
You: HOW ARE BABBEY FORMED
You: ?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: YESSSSSS
You: HOW ARE BABBEY FORMED
Stranger: HOW DOTH BABBY FORMED
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
...oh wow
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi hi hi
You: hi
You: hi hi
You: ...
Stranger: hello hello hello
You: hi :D
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: it doesint say when to stop saying hi....
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hio
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: you're right
You: ;(
You: GOD HELP US
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 17 m horny
You: hi 19 horney
You: f
Stranger: female?
You: yus
Stranger: what are you wearing?
You: moxers bra
You: boxers
Stranger: say something sexy
You: how about a licking ;)
Stranger: ;)
You: so whats ujp
Stranger: im jacking off
You: oh thats hot
You: im jacking off to ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hoe are you
Stranger: haw**
Stranger: how**
You: i am verey good
You: how are you
Stranger: im doing well
You: undeed you are
You: you forgot to tie your socks
Stranger: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LIKE

Stranger: Hey
You: OMG
You: HANA MONTANA?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HANAMONTANA?
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi hi hi
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: im f ;)
You: 15
You: i dont know :/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧

People on Omegle that I met or matched up with leave whenever I tell them I'm a male like wtf? I am guessing they were hoping to be matched up wit a girl.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

ya apparently theres only horny ass dudes on there

fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 910
13 ₧

this is a boring ass truck already , say shit all the time

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

did you not see what i posted up there

fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 910
13 ₧

yea but its borin to read , cuz i just kno whats gonna happen at the end of the chat