Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 567
80,085 ₧

Stranger: YOUR ALL THAT I WANT
You: HO
You: I'M NOT
Stranger: i am not D:
Stranger: hahaha
You: lol
Stranger: sir do you whip your hair back and forth
You: lol what?
You: no
You: what is whip?
Stranger: OF COURSE YOU DO DO NOT LIE
You: id o
Stranger: I SUPPOSE NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT AIR IS
You: lol now i know what whip is
You: so no
You: Air is pressure
Stranger: dont play smart with me boy
You: :)
Stranger: HIDE YO KIDS
Stranger: HIDE YO WIFE
You: yo
You: hide yoself
Stranger: JUST NO
Stranger: GTFO
Stranger: Y U NO UNDERSTAND
You: Hey nigg careful yo words
You: Shit's crazy yo
You: Y'know what i'm sayin'?
Stranger: YOU SPARKLE YOU KNOW WHY
Stranger: BECAUSE YOUR A FAGGOT JUST LIKE EDWARD CULLEN
You: Who da fuck is edward cullen
Stranger: OH DONT PLAY GAMES WITH ME BOY
Stranger: YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO EDWARD CULLEN IS
Stranger: HE IS YOUR GAY LOVER
You: How 'bout getting yo bitch-ass kicked nigga?
Stranger: GO ON TRY IT YA HOMO
You: I'll do
You: I got skillz
Stranger: YEAH SKILLZ OF PUTTIN YO DICK UP OTHERS DUDES ASSES
Stranger: IM NOT INTO THAT SHIT THANKS
You: Ya includin' yours
You: Don't hide from meh
Stranger: YOU WISH
You: I SEE YOU
Stranger: YOU WISH YOU SAW ME YOU CANT EVEN SEE ME IN YOUR DREAMS
Stranger: MY BEAUTY IS OVERWHELMING
You: Okay,stop scratching yo head then
Stranger: im not actually
Stranger: therefor you fail at life
Stranger: end of story
You: You'll be back....you KNOW you want me :)
Stranger: go suck a big fuckin dick
Stranger: i do not want you
Stranger: norr will i ever
Stranger: i am not gay
Stranger: or a homo
Stranger: for that matter
You: Oh don't be afraid nigga
Stranger: trolololololol
You: Yo i think you just shit in yo pants huh
Stranger: goodbye fagg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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(after 5 minutes)

Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: Pressure nigga :)
You: Yo i'm back
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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(wtf same person again)

Stranger: air
Stranger: what is it?
You: pressure yo nigg
Stranger: pedobear?
You: ow
You: so you still think the same as b4?
You: huh
You: fuck u
Stranger: PEADOBEAR?
Stranger: are you forever alone?
You: i'm forever your nightmare
Stranger: you are!?
You: y'know what u'm sayin' nigga?
You: hahhaah
You: typos are cool
Stranger: Y U NO KNO
Stranger: yo' momma's cool too
You: cuz i ain't a fag like u
You: ya she's cool
Stranger: orly?
You: yours is not though
You: yep
Stranger: oh cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Air?
Stranger: what is air?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: TROLLIN?!
You: NOT!
Stranger: D;!
You: D:
Stranger: Forever alone.
You: No,not at all
Stranger: Me gusta? :3
You: Me lafren?
Stranger: Oui :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: I AM LUKE SKYWALKER
You: o rlly?
Stranger: YEH
Stranger: I AM NOW DAVID TENNANT
You: Well done sir
Stranger: I AM NOW JOHNNY DEPP
You: kewl
You: I AM NOW AIR
Stranger: I AM NOW MEGAN FOX
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: Pressure nigg
You: :)
Stranger: A MIXTURE OF GASES ACTUALLY
You: Not
Stranger: YES
You: Naw
Stranger: a mixture of gases (especially oxygen) required for breathing; the stuff that the wind consists of; "air pollution"
You: o rlly?
You: i think u wrong
Stranger: NO
You: Air is mainly composed of nitrogen, oxygen, and argon, which together constitute the major gases of the atmosphere. The remaining gases are often referred to as trace gases
Stranger: FUCK OFF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 5046
1,227 ₧

It's good this omegle truck is here, so that I have an easy to access list of people I should NEVER TALK TO.

Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 14 • 2045

I have a feeling that you didn't get connected to the same person Outcast, rather there are some people from 4chan messing around.

Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 567
80,085 ₧

People who actually say the same things?

aaronjer you're not talking about me are ya?

Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 14 • 2045

Yeah. They go on there and they'll start the conversation off with the same thing, "what is air?" in this case. Then there will be a codeword that you're supposed to respond with, which they use to find each other on there.

It then usually goes on something like:
"Hurr durr, found you! Sup /b/ro?"
"Nothin much, just... THE GAME"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
"For teh lulz /b/ro, for the lulz"
"ok well imma go look for more people"
"me too, later faggot"
"fuck you"
Your parter has disconnected.

Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 567
80,085 ₧

Never knew that,thanks.

Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 567
80,085 ₧

Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl plz
You: a shit load?my pleasure
Stranger: sorry
You: why?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: hi
You: fuck you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 14 • 2045

Just ran across this, figured you'd want to see it outcast: link

Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 567
80,085 ₧

Lol this explains a lot

melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau


2005 Mar 22 • 12862
666 ₧

I've said it before, I'll say it again.
I think there is a close positive correlation involving screen resolution and user I.Q.

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧

At first i thought he was pissed..and then he did this.



and shut up mello

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 5046
1,227 ₧

Here's hoping that girl is 18. She looks like she could easily not be. That is to say, here's hoping you don't get arrested.

buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧

Or you could hope she lives in either Sweden, Japan or some other places. It's 15 in Sweden and 12 in Japan .

Can somebody please stop me from thinking what jail bait looks like in Japan.


I like how the google search in that image says "e hentai".

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧

I was looking at their updates earlier XD

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧

She did look a little young but she shouldn't be flashing her titties around. To be honest she was already that way and i met her twice..but that time i was ready.

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 5046
1,227 ₧

That isn't the problem. Having a picture of her is the problem.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

do what i did

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧

Ewww

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

point was to edit the nipple out

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧

I still see other

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

thats not a nipple

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

Omegle are lying.
Stranger: sup
You: nm
You: just bord
Stranger: no kiddin
You: lol
Stranger: take it your a dude? haha
You: yup
Stranger: awkward
Stranger: lol
You: nahh
You: no such thing as woman on the internet
Stranger: this is true
You: take my advice and disconnect and spread the word
Stranger: yessir
Stranger: haha late.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey babe why go out with that Cullen when you can go out with me Jacob lack or I may have to KILL YOU AND OUR UNBORN CHILD!
You: hmm
You: good plot line
You have disconnected.
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You: AWW SHIT
Stranger: hey
You: IM ON A BOAT
Stranger: what?! lol
You: on a boat
You: SAUSE IM SAILEN ON A BOAT
You: TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK CAUSE IM ON A BOAT
You: CANT STOP ME MOTHAFUCKA CAUSE IM ON A BOAT
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: AWWWW SHIT
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: War
You: ITS A BOUT TO GO DOWN!
You: IM ON A BOAT
You: ERR BODEY LOOK AT ME
You: CAUSE IM SALEN ON A BOAT
Stranger: Wao
You: CANT STOP ME CAUSE IM ON A BOAT
Stranger: Fuk urself
You: LET ME GET MY FLIPPY FLOPPYS
You: THIS ISINT SEA WORLD
You: IM ON A BOAT DONT YOU FUCKING FORGET
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hey yo.
You: do you have a moment to talk about jesus?
Stranger: Jesus who?
Stranger: I know no Jesus.
You: our great savoir
You: the king of kings.
Stranger: Isn't God the king of the kings?
Stranger: Duh.
You: god is his father
Stranger: I wonder how the sex felt.
Stranger: It must have been glorious.
Stranger: Don't you think?
You: i haven't the slightest idea.
Stranger: Of course you don't.
You: do you know about Jesus?
Stranger: I do.
You: and all his great wonders?
Stranger: What wonders? He was just a little prick who felt sorry for himself all the time.
You: BLASPHEME!
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: ey as;l
You: QUE?!
You: ENGLISH!
You: DO IT RIGHT NEXT TIME
You have disconnected.

Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 567
80,085 ₧

So i got one of those "asl" people ...


You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: im sori donno gud ingles?
You: donno spik gud ingles
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i can teach u
Stranger: where u frm
Stranger: may i kn0w
You: gud!
You: ukrain
Stranger: asl
You: asl wha?
You: is asl wha?
Stranger: age sex l0cati0n
You: no sex no sex
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: ur sex
You: sori mi ingles no gud wha m/f?
Stranger: y0u are male 0r female
You: female
Stranger: ur age
You: age mi 19
Stranger: k
Stranger: nice
You: tanks you
Stranger: r u in face b00k
You: facebook yes
Stranger: can i add u
You: ye ye
Stranger: y0ur mail id
You: dariya
Stranger: mean
Stranger: nitin.ever@gmail.com
Stranger: send me frnd request
You: dariya1991@hotmail.com
You: i send ok
Stranger: u addme
You: yes
You: mi add you
You: sent
Stranger: i did n0t g0t
You: mail have problem maibi?
Stranger: search by mail
You: sori :(
Stranger: s0
Stranger: 0k by
You: by
Stranger: g00d nite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 567
80,085 ₧

I feel sorry for him ... lol

Stranger: how big are your tits?
You: you mean jugs?
Stranger: yeah
You: well
You: big enough to fill a bucket with milk
Stranger: pics
You: dariya1991@hotmail.com
You: see you there :)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: (:
You: u added me?
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: i have to open it
You: ok
Stranger: there
You: cool
Stranger: can i see your jugs?
You: wait i'm putting the cam on
You: can you see my pic?
You: some people can't
Stranger: you didn't accept yet
You: hmm
You: hold on a sec
Stranger: ok
Stranger: did you accept yet?
You: yes but it seems there's a problem
You: i have no idea
Stranger: does it say im online?
You: no that's why i'm worried about
You: though i did accept it shows you offline
Stranger: am i bloocked?
Stranger: blocked*
You: nope
Stranger: i sent one again
You: ok
You: are you holding anything?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: well..
Stranger: ?
You: i will have to go for now
Stranger: why
You: i have to hang out with some friends
Stranger: send a picture through email quickly?
You: i will do later
Stranger: do you have a picture on your computer
Stranger: ?
You: no only on msn
You: i have set it so it appears only this one wherever i login
Stranger: why dont you get your friends to come over and play with eachother?
You: i don't know it it's possible today but where do you live at?
Stranger: in canadad
Stranger: canada*
You: more specifically?
Stranger: ontario
Stranger: tell me where you live?
You: quebec :)
Stranger: i've been there before. (:
You: cool
Stranger: can you drag the picture into this chat?
You: how?
Stranger: do you have your msn picture saved on your computer?
You: unfortunately no
Stranger: can you take a picture quick?
You: well i gotta go
You: i will see you later
You: by the way how old are you?
Stranger: how big are they?
Stranger: and im 16
You: well big enough :P
You: not too big but big
Stranger: bra size?
You: 25
Stranger: send a pic
You: of what?!
Stranger: you
You: how lol
You: i gotta rush
Stranger: do it really quick
You: cant
Stranger: take off your shirt and take a pic really quick
Stranger: with your webcam
You: lol
You: im not superman
You: or superwoman
Stranger: please? (:
You: i will take as much pics as you want but not now :(
You: they are calling me
You: i m late
Stranger: fine
You: will see you later babe :D
Stranger: i wanna fuck you
You: :P
Stranger: my cock is so hard
Stranger: one pic
You: i think i can do something for ya
Stranger: ?
You: wait
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ?
You: but you said you re in ontario
You: nvm
Stranger: damn
You: i could tell you where we are about to go
You: but anyway
Stranger: take one pic
Stranger: please
You: too late sorry
You: turning off
Stranger: fuck
You: indeed xD
You: bye :)
Stranger: i wanna see your tits
You: you will
You: later
Stranger: how
You: i ll try and do something with ms
You: msn
You: but pls i m in a hurry
Stranger: will you show me everything?
You: you shouldnt even ask that
You: ofc
Stranger: ok
You: bye
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.