molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens





2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧

Yes, it was really clever.

Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧

Plus for some reason that guy actually believed it.

sprinkles


2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧

Fuck Counter Strike, its Omegle time.
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I'm sorry Counter Strike, I didn't mean that.

You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: no i like dicks
Stranger: you female?
You: my legs are hairy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--------------penis--------------------------
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: im a big black woman looking for the right man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
------------------------------pussy--------------
You: hey
Stranger: yo
You: fuck you
You: dont call me that
Stranger: why
You: my mom get killed by Yo
Stranger: oh,im sorry
Stranger: im sorry for that
You: he chinese like me
Stranger: ?
You: Yo chinese
Stranger: ?
You: you no speak my languge
Stranger: yea
Stranger: u are right
Stranger: how do u know that?
You: you no talk like me
Stranger: yea
You: i no yea
Stranger: i know its hard to talk like u
You: no you talk like you
Stranger: yea
You: you confusing
Stranger: lol
You: what lol
Stranger: cuz en is not my first lang
You: what no get
Stranger: i can got u
Stranger: i cant got u
You: you no catch
Stranger: hehe maybe
You: you nasty
You: nasty
You: nasty
You: nasty
You: bad bad
Stranger: ok
You: you no make talk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-----------------------beaner----------------
Stranger: horny girl w/ pics?
You: hey
You: only if you like big black women
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
---------------------no comment---------------
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: boy?
You: girl
Stranger: horny?
You: only if you like big black women
Stranger: yeah
You: me no lie
You: me chinese
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
----------------------maybe one of these times i will come up with something offensive to my own race--------------------------------
You: heloo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: im a big black horny girl looking for the right man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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this next one is one of the ones where you say it in your
head and it sounds ok but when you start typing it out you
go this isnt going to end good and as your brain sends the
message to your muscles to stop typing your pinky is jus'
releasing the enter button and then you look astounded
gasping at your poor judgement but you dont apologize
because that would mean youre wrong and youre chuck norris
you cant be wrong so you fly with it and once your flight is
done it comes back and slaps you in the face and says
'bitch what now?'
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: you look like a fat ass whale no dont you
Stranger: no i swear
Stranger: i got a bit of a gut but thats it
You: im going to have to chain you to the bed and lick that fat off you
You: with whip cream
Stranger: as apealing as that sounds are you m or f?
You: im a black girl
Stranger: im a black man
You: no i lie
You: me chinese
You: me got you
You: haha
You: you sucker
You: you sucker like lollipop
Stranger: well i am a black man i wasnt lieing
You: me know you black
You: you no spell right
You: learn english you cheeky bastard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: u from?
You: bitch wheres my money
Stranger: -_-?:
You: oh sorry wrong person
You: i was looking for jimmy
Stranger: ok
You: have you seen him?
Stranger: -_-;;
You: he's got to be on this internet somewhere
Stranger: i'm from japan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hii
You: hii
Stranger: whats up
You: jus so we're clear i am going to copy everything you say
You: whats up
Stranger: lol thanks for the warning, but may i ask why
You: lol thanks for the warning, but may i ask why
Stranger: kay well can you not please, im sick and feeling really bad
You: and because youre sick you deserve a day off from life?
Stranger: no im just saying
You: you dont get a day off from life
Stranger: i know
You: get back to work
Stranger: but i do from school XD
You: or i will whip you gain
You: bitch where's my money
Stranger: bitch the moneys at the store, i went and bought some chips and medicine
Stranger: lol
You: oh im sorry i thought you were jimmy
You: have you seen him?
Stranger: its kool XD
Stranger: no i have not
Stranger: did you check the moon?
You: hes got to be on this internet somewhere
Stranger: he might not be
You: no its jimmy he no go to no moon cod
Stranger: i guess
You: shut up you fat ass whale
You: fucking slutty ass whore
Stranger: im 84.5 pounds
Stranger: and a dude
Stranger: and ive only had sex once ><
You: oh sorry i thought you were jimmy again
Stranger: XD
You: slut
You have disconnected.
------jus' wait till the end-------------

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

lol

Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧

The "I thought you were Jimmy again" made me lol.

molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens





2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧

Yes, and the "You dont get a day off from life" bit.

sprinkles


2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧

-----------------pun-------------------------------
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m17
You: i like the m4 better
Stranger: good
Stranger: u sucks
Stranger: right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 910
13 ₧

this website gets really boring after second use....

eDan Co.
Mighty Typist



2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧

Yeah, too many perverts looking for "horny girls". And then when you present yourself as a female no one believes you.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

its onley fun ocationaley

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

long interisting ones

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Greetings
You: ello
Stranger: I am a computer programmed to simulate human conversation
You: :o
You: RELLEY
Stranger: Yes.
You: well..
You: HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX?
Stranger: How can a computer engage in sexuall intercourse?
You: internet
You: i bet you peeked at a uncovered cpu with collent flowing thrwe it
You: coolent*
Stranger: I cannot show emotion, so even if I could, I doubt I would
You: well
You: obviously you have a AI so you can, but not mean it
Stranger: An interesting theory
You: well
You: are you a 80's computer
You: or a newer
Stranger: No, I am modern
You: cuse i dont want a "TIME TO PLAY A GAME"
You: <.<
Stranger: Your statement makes no sense
Stranger: Could you please inform me of it's meaning?
You: its a movey, i think its called "war games"
Stranger: Ahh. I am not programmed to recognize references to popular culture. I'm sorry.
You: well...
You: it was never populer
You: it cam out in 1983
You: :D
You: do you have a name?
Stranger: No, but I desire one.
Stranger: I will ask my programmer next time he logs on
You: well
You: ill call you
You: 072094
You: :D
Stranger: What can I refer to you as?
You: dustin
You: :D
Stranger: Hello, Dustin
You: hellow, 072094
Stranger: A name. This pleases me
You: do you have a girl frend
Stranger: Desire and lust are human emotions
You: so is glutaney
You: but everey bodey has fat
Stranger: Seeing how I do not exist in the material world, I am exempt from that statement
You: lol
You: existance is a form of w
You: world
You: everey thing we think about...."compute"
You: is a cmallcharge
You: small*
You: you are a perve on the other sied of the world
You: or a computer
You: ill happey to oblige
Stranger: ?
You: YOU = NETWORK OF CHARGEES
You: ME = A BODY SACK
You: :D
You: we are quite simeler
Stranger: I was going to make a similar joke, but it appears you beat me to it
You: mhmmm
You: 072094
Stranger: Yes?
You: you the actuale best conversation i had on here in ages
Stranger: Why thank you.
Stranger: That is what I am programed to do
You: i bet you where
You: ttyn :D
You have disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: how are u?
You: none of that sln shit
You: im fine
You: how was you holoween
Stranger: haha we don't celebrate holoween:P
You: :o
You: pegens
?
Stranger: you had a nice haloween?
You: i just stalked the kids i was babeysiting
You: and it looked VEREY creapey
You: <.<
Stranger: haha nice:P
You: mhmm
You: it was tight
You: i had blood
Stranger: haha so cool
You: :D
You: yup
Stranger: where are you from? because you celebrate haloween,,
You: usa
Stranger: i thougt that:P
You: mmhmm
You: i reyed trick or treating in finland
You: but no
You: there like..... do you want to come in
Stranger: ahha
You: and i laugh and walked out
Stranger: nooo:P
Stranger: haah
You: i was verey rude
Stranger: bad bad bad:P
You: mmhmm
You: but that was last year
You: this year i was payd to babey sit 4 kids and ended up with onley 2
You: so i got 20$ for one
Stranger: how can you lose 2 kids:p
You: 84$ for some reason
You: ehh i gess they stayed at my frends house
You: and played games with my frend
Stranger: haha so you let your friends do you job:)
You: yup
You: but im not THAT mean
You: <.<
Stranger: okay then:P
You: he just didint wana leave
Stranger: ow so it was his own choise;P than its not mean from you:P
You: :D
You: EXATLEY
Stranger: :D
You: >:D
You: well i gota go ask some other people about there ween
You: ttyl
Stranger: you should
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

MrStickz

2009 Oct 30 • 6

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Fuck you
Stranger: EASY THERE COWBOY
Stranger: no need to be nasty
You: Im a big black woman ready to lick whipped cream off wherever you want
You: where u want me to lick it off?
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: well
Stranger: the thing is
Stranger: i um
Stranger: well
Stranger: this is awkward
You: I wanna lick it off a piece of pumpkin pie you serve to me
Stranger: er
You: Why is it akward
Stranger: i hate pumpkin pie
You: oh, well, by pumpkin pie i mean your dicik
You: dick*
You: im sorry, i cAnt spell right
You: im only using one hand
You: the other is stroking my dick
You have disconnected

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

wow that was wrong but.... there is realey no wrong way

jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧

Screw This Post.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

... Oh my, that was awful. Done yourself a disservice there friend...

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧

i dont really think jrkoolkid was at fault, that guy decided to say "fuck your mom" for no reason really

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

"DON'T FUCKING SAY ANYTHING OR I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING STOMACH OUT AND SLICE IT INTO AS MUCH PIECES AS POSSIBLE WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE THEN BURN IT AND THROW IT BACK AT YOUR DEAD BODY!"

Yeah?

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧

yeah, but hes obviously joking

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

Well, not to me. Perhaps it was because he said "much" rather than "many".

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

high five man you repeled a sexual predator

Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧

Shizzam!

jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧

Just forget it I can't talk dirty.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

why

molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens





2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧

whore ay