CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Once upon a time there was a man...or monkey, or monkey man, named... monkey maan, so he decided to take a walk in the park. But the evil Tigger and Winne the Pooh decided to send him to a concentration camp, but then superman came and tried to give Tigger a hicky. So Winne used his mega mega omega superpowers and declared war on the rabbit people. And then the Wizard of ozz decided to take a wizz on Tigger and superman's appendix. So the evil winne the pooh said "I AM THE WOOKOO MAAAAAAN" in a german accent, then gave an uppercut to monkey man which then resulted in a space time-continume climax which , decided to have a cup of coffee at Starbucks, and then declared war on the rabbit people too.
However monkey man, and super man decided to watch Cheech and Chong movies while enjoying a latte. And lived.....wait nevermind, its not time yet. So then The Great VOoDOo maaaan decided to go l333t m00t and suuuy388t h45y98 hse89rhsa9n adop8th9optjdfughasdf98tghrsd98the49oig..........which resulted in Brear Rabbit marching and taking over Macidonia with the Rabbit People. Which led then led the platnet to be invaded by the Wookies which sent them burning in hell, happily ever after...
But then The great Emperor Wu Shang decided to also enjoy the latte with Monkey maan and Superman. Which led to the numerous great war of the bacon men, which also led to the following gibberish.
fksdhfjksbgfasfdg
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gfsgagsggdfgadsssssssssssgdfsgasgsdiusdhfkludsbhiofbasiudghfinsfhsdufhsifhsdfhsdifhsdafbsfhbughfbifbiusbfbfdusbfubafb7ibnfgdibf7wbfcigfafbf34r948rth8vu&*^%&^$*^_(*%^*$#%
Numberr wumbert oooooga ooooga wooki wooki RIKKI RIKKI TANG TANG
And after that was over, then everyone lived happily ever after...in hell
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2005 Jul 24 at 12:21 PDT
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That wasn't really necessary.
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2005 Jul 24 at 12:36 PDT
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Im sorry if im annoying you. All im trying to do is fit in.
And be a complete idiot.
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2005 Jul 24 at 13:37 PDT
— Ed. 2005 Jul 24 at 16:35 PDT
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"dburnell01" said: I know. I accept the fact that I am a moron.
But seriously, Im sorry if im annoying you. All im trying to do is fit in.
ehm, now your calling us morons.... you know bad things could happen when you do that ( they might not , and i guess bad things could always happen but anyway WRAH! ).
"Typing burns calories"
-BioPulse
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2005 Jul 24 at 15:19 PDT
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Actually to tell the truth, all i did this for was to annoy my brother, who needed to use the computer for something
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2005 Jul 24 at 16:36 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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Eh well... a lot of people try to do random and most of the time this is a result. Either they take it so far that the reader is unable to grasp it and loses interest (this is the internet) or it hits the same tired chords that everyone's become accustomed to. This kind of does both.
I wouldn't try so hard. This is kind of reflects that, and it's not particularly topical, so no one can look at it and think of something to add because it was a solo effort.
On the other hand, it is the only thing to happen on this board in months. Everyone is gone. So am I.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2005 Jul 24 at 17:35 PDT
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a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!
2005 May 3 • -591
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i have a story.
jack and jill went up the hill and DIED!!!! the end.
<superjer> What? It is? Where? Huh? Hey -- scones!
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2005 Jul 25 at 16:37 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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NatureJay gives banana's famous story RAVE REVIEWS!
"It is rich in irony and most satirical."
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2005 Jul 26 at 00:15 PDT
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"a_banana" said: i have a story.
jack and jill went up the hill and DIED!!!! the end.
wow we should make a hl mod of that! xD it's so....mysterios...
"Typing burns calories"
-BioPulse
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2005 Jul 26 at 01:10 PDT
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echidna3
Captain Signupnow
2005 Apr 4 • -201
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DID YOU KNOW: the jack and jill story is about jill losing her virginity
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
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2005 Jul 27 at 04:48 PDT
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molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens
2005 May 2 • 2066
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"dburnell01" said: And be a complete idiot.
you succeeded...
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2005 Jul 27 at 11:17 PDT
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echidna3
Captain Signupnow
2005 Apr 4 • -201
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he definitely suceeded
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
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2005 Jul 28 at 06:23 PDT
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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YAY! 
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2005 Aug 1 at 10:59 PDT
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
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Do i get a prize?
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2005 Aug 1 at 18:14 PDT
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you will if you make the HL mod ccalled mystery which is about jack and jill running up the hill,dying.
starring : YOU as jack
aaaaaand : jill as the other kid that runs up the hill and dies
theeeen : they turn into zombies as in zoombiiiies and kill everyone ..that will respawn
and then : jill finds out its a DM server and writes "EXIT" in her console...
THE END!!!
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(O.o )
(> < ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination
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2005 Aug 2 at 12:07 PDT
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"echidna3" said: DID YOU KNOW: the jack and jill story is about jill losing her virginity
Jack broke his crown, not Jills.
And crown isn't even inuendo for anything!!
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2005 Aug 6 at 04:59 PDT
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echidna3
Captain Signupnow
2005 Apr 4 • -201
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haha sounds good
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
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2005 Aug 6 at 19:30 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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So... Jack and Jill run up the hill while sequentially... no, simultaneously copulating only to step over the ol' mortal coil releaser (oldest trick in the book btw). Jack has a long and heartcrushing death where he slowly loses touch with reality as he goes blind and insane from blood loss (or STDs) and Alicia... no, Jill gets the chair.
I tried to make it funny, but I didn't have much to work with... I'm sorry Enjay.
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2005 Aug 12 at 21:16 PDT
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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<NatureJay has been replaced by a robot that writes movie reviews. Please stand by...>
"Aaronjer's Jack and Jill has the best twist ending since The Sixth Sense! Atojamz at his best!"
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2005 Aug 13 at 19:05 PDT
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echidna3
Captain Signupnow
2005 Apr 4 • -201
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haha very true
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
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2005 Aug 14 at 03:58 PDT
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