Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 786
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Oh most crucial truck,
most wraught with convolution,
in it's effulgence.
In this thy third expression,
we rejoice at your return.
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Hear this: in this truck
must all members only write
in true haiku form.
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If you do not know,
a haiku is a poem
with a rigid form.
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With either 3 lines,
with 5, 7, 5 syllables,
or instead 5 lines
with with the same 5, 7, 5,
and then 2 lines of 7.
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NO POSTS that don't fit,
that have the wrong rithym form,
will be allowed here.
The post will be edited
to say the following words:
OMG you guys,
this thinking think is so hard!
I'm not smrat enough!
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2008 Feb 24 at 00:54 PST
— Ed. 2008 Feb 24 at 00:55 PST
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Laff! As if! I swear,
the prospects don't look so good.
This truck won't go far.
Then again, it never did.
At least the game's not sonnets. 
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2008 Feb 24 at 00:59 PST
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molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens
2005 May 2 • 2066
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This truck'll be ye
Old-e hot ants partayness
Though supes dissapeared.
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2008 Feb 24 at 03:22 PST
— Ed. 2008 Feb 24 at 03:23 PST
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
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If this were sonnets
We'd have more apostrophes.
That would not be fun.
Points for the best Haiku no?
That would be mercenary.
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2008 Feb 24 at 04:12 PST
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although superjer
may be good at mapping stuff
his forums suck lots
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2008 Feb 24 at 13:23 PST
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Haiku's are easy.
Sometimes they don't make much sense.
Refrigerator.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2008 Feb 24 at 14:24 PST
— Ed. 2008 Feb 25 at 06:21 PST
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i need a response
how to make elevators
in teh hammre plz
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2008 Feb 24 at 16:00 PST
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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CornJer said: Haiku's are easy.
Sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
Cornell's middle line,
was only six syllables.
Fucked up the first try.
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2008 Feb 24 at 20:04 PST
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
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It was a mistake,
Honest, I say, was my claim,
Punishments...still came
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2008 Feb 24 at 20:27 PST
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molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens
2005 May 2 • 2066
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Correct me if I'm
wrong, but isn't his mid-dle
line now eight syll-things?
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2008 Feb 24 at 23:30 PST
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
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Molkman's deduction:
An observation of truth.
Cornell is a tard.
Here's my hint to you:
Change 'any' with the word 'much'
we will hate you less.
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2008 Feb 25 at 00:24 PST
— Ed. 2008 Feb 25 at 00:26 PST
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eDan Co.
Mighty Typist
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
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This is realy dumb.
well then why am writing
this stupid haiku?
(was that it? did I get it?)
May contain traces of invisible text.
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2008 Feb 25 at 04:43 PST
— Ed. 2008 Feb 25 at 04:44 PST
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
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Ha! Silly aaron,
What you don't realize is,
I feed off just that.
Hatred, dislike, all the same.
You all are pawns in my scheme.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2008 Feb 25 at 06:24 PST
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
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I was misleading.
It's not about hate so much,
as disappointment.
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2008 Feb 25 at 06:36 PST
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
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I'll speak truthfully.
We thought you would do great things,
and you let us down.
All that's left is bitterness,
The taste of ash in our mouths.
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2008 Feb 25 at 06:41 PST
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
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That too, is quite fine.
An opinion is quite farce,
from a worthless human.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2008 Feb 25 at 07:50 PST
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
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Did you say human?
There's a chance you're not correct.
Interesting fact:
I eat children in my dreams.
My inhuman subconcious.
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2008 Feb 25 at 09:23 PST
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aaronjer is no
human, he is our great lord!
and you will RESPECT!
(aaronjer is 3 sillys.Incase your dumb brain is too small to realize that)
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that 
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2008 Feb 25 at 19:17 PST
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Nezumi
Asshole Admin
2005 Mar 26 • 786
175 ₧
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This is impressive.
Honestly I am surprised.
You guys dont' all suck
I just had to fix a bit
of your grammar (it's in red)
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2008 Feb 25 at 20:49 PST
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Your admin powers
are equal to that of the
powers of the great
and powerful aaronjer!
Only supes power is greater!
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Feb 26 at 13:32 PST
— Ed. 2008 Feb 26 at 15:27 PST
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OMG you guys,
this thinking think is so hard!
I'm not smrat enough!
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2008 Feb 26 at 14:06 PST
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mellowyellow can't
do the ways of the Haiku!
Need three lines dumb dumb!
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Feb 26 at 15:26 PST
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
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That is the first time
I have seen Haiku insults.
It is quite epic.
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2008 Feb 26 at 15:36 PST
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Do you not get it?
I was pointing out your lack
of syllables, tard.
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2008 Feb 26 at 16:01 PST
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My syllables are
perfect!Don't start with me! I
Know people, and we
like Chicken!But we are not
going to waist it on you!
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Feb 26 at 16:32 PST
— Ed. 2008 Feb 26 at 16:34 PST
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