Garfield Reduction

Garfield Reduction

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SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6813
The cool new thing is to take Garfield comics and remove everything Garfield says (and sometimes more).

No, this is not my idea originally.

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≡ 2006 Apr 30 at 09:54 UTC
Jet Monkey Duo
Reff Admin

2005 Mar 27 • 159
114 ₧
Ok, I'll bite:

Brayor
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 6 at 14:59 UTC
Jet Monkey Duo
Reff Admin

2005 Mar 27 • 159
114 ₧
Some more:







Brayor
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 7 at 16:00 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6813
Awesome, those rock
The one with Odie in the drawer is genious, I only wish I didn't already have all the original punchlines memorized, and it would have been funnier.

This one isn't as good, but now that I've made it:



It's sad how this and many others are basically the same joke as the original. Obviously the added words weren't needed and just get in the way and kill the hilarity.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 10 at 22:23 UTC
Jet Monkey Duo
Reff Admin

2005 Mar 27 • 159
114 ₧
Sometimes you can get an entirely different joke by removing the words, like in this one.

I've got a bunch but this one is so funny it deserves a post all to itself:

Brayor
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 12 at 02:30 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6813
Oh my god that is fantastic.

New meaning. Now very minimalist:

Creepier:

From the Jon-is-a-complete-fucking-lunatic files:

Same joke, more subtle:

Same joke, more subtle:
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 12 at 09:18 UTC
Big Poop
I JUST KEEP TALKING

2006 May 11 • 9
20 ₧
good job with the photo shop
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 12 at 16:51 UTC
Jet Monkey Duo
Reff Admin

2005 Mar 27 • 159
114 ₧
Photoshop? These were done in MS paint. Would you use a buic to swat a fly? Hoo ha! (<-- From the big book of classic SJ quotes)

Here's some more garfield.









I like the ones where all meaning is gone, like these two:


Brayor
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 13 at 02:35 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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I would join in, but I dont know how. :/
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 15 at 00:52 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6813
Step 1: go to http://garfield.com/comics/comics_archives_strip.html?1978-ga780619
Step 2: browse until you find a comic that needs less Garfield talking
Step 3: copy/paste it into mspaint and edit it
Step 4: show it to the interweb.

Seemed funnier in my head:


Ambiguously gross :)


I wish real comic strips did this:


From the Garfield-is-dead files:


More Jon-is-a-lunatic:
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 15 at 07:51 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
Kind of odd how the dialogue kills the joke. I temember that brief period of time when Jim Davis went insane and was drawing thre craziest strips imaginable, but now it's turned into a watered down parody of itself.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 15 at 21:12 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
I went to superjer's link and found this along with an ad and a bunch of broken pictures:



What the hell is that?
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 16 at 13:48 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
That was the very first comic he drew. Before he started to figure out how to draw and do things like draw on a 400% scale and shrink it down.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 16 at 19:42 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6813
That's what Garfield originally looked like. You can use the controls at the bottom of that page to get to any other day's comic since 1978.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 17 at 17:39 UTC
Big Poop
I JUST KEEP TALKING

2006 May 11 • 9
20 ₧
i only have adobe paint shop
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 23 at 17:08 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Haha.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 23 at 20:15 UTC
Jet Monkey Duo
Reff Admin

2005 Mar 27 • 159
114 ₧
I'm really curious as to exactly what Adobe Paintshop is.

And anyway you only need ms paint to do these.
Brayor
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 25 at 02:39 UTC
Downfall
Was: pwnisher
2005 Apr 23 • 94
33 ₧
i never go into garfield, my childhood comic was intantly snatched away by calvin and hobbes collections.

When I wrote this post it wonder what the comic would be like without hobbes talking.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jun 1 at 03:20 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6813
It doesn't work. I've seen it tried. C&H just gets less funny when you remove things. The problem appears to be that it is funny to BEGIN WITH...
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jun 3 at 03:12 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

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2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Hobbes is the shit.


Whats more awesome than a Philosophy-speaking tiger?
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jun 3 at 13:12 UTC
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 May 1 • 315
167 ₧
ME!
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jun 8 at 01:49 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6813
^^ at least he got the moticons right...
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jun 8 at 02:32 UTC
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

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2005 May 2 • 2066
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I can only laugh because there's absolutely no point to laugh at those...

Plus I'm wondering why I still have the christmas avatar...
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jun 8 at 09:49 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
You could try changing it.

I think I might change mine back.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jun 8 at 13:40 UTC
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 May 1 • 315
167 ₧
Back on track.

Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Dec 12 at 10:34 UTC
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