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Rules of rap

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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Rules of rap

1. You must always brag about being rich in your songs even if you haven
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jan 12 at 20:13 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6670
Hey shut up.

I'm working on a rap album and it's gonna kick ass (and may or may not take names)..

In FACT: Here's a sample of my lyrics:
Quote:

(LEAN and MEAN)
i'm lean like the tower of pizza,
(and-ya-know) i'm mean like 3 in 2 3 4
i says i got me shit tight and I sends it out tonight
lock it in steady wit da bitches who was tight
cuz all the motherfuckers can't got more bling bling
acts like they pimp hills o' hoes but t ain't no thing


SEE?! HOW GOOD IT IS?!
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jan 13 at 06:42 UTC
$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic

Shotgun Headshot Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 585
34 ₧
ya brilliant.......snigger
sorry i'm not intimidated by your stupidity http://www.whiteninjacomics.com
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jan 16 at 14:20 UTC
Raistlin

2005 Jul 30 • 75
29 ₧
i'd like to hear anyone sing that without sounding like a four-year-old
(\__/) (O.o ) (> < ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jan 16 at 17:45 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
OG BISKITHEAD IN DA HOOD!!! NO Gs CAN STOP US, CUS WE GANGSTAZ, AND GANGSTAZ ARE GANGSTAZ BECAUSE GANGSTAZ ARE GANGSTAZ WHEN GANGSTAZ ARE GANGSTAZ BECAUSE GANGSTAZ ARE GANGSTAZ!!!
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jan 16 at 22:19 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5102
1,227 ₧
Zomg! Are you guys saying you don't like Flava Flav?!
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jan 17 at 19:41 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
Flava Flav wears a plastic viking helmet. He can't be all that bad. And his teeth are made of the purest metal.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jan 17 at 21:11 UTC
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 27 • 819
175 ₧
Silicon.


...Wait, that's a metalloid.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jan 18 at 03:08 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
Silicon teeth implants?
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jan 18 at 03:08 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
DUDE THAT GUY ROCKS!!!! HES GOT A CLOCK FOR A CHAIN!!!!!
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jan 19 at 01:13 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5102
1,227 ₧
Yes, the chain itself is constucted out of a clock... and there is a clock hanging on the clock-chain that is itself "off the chain."
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Jan 20 at 09:00 UTC
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 May 1 • 315
167 ₧
JMD, here are your orders for the day:

I just bought the new .50 Cent CD and I think he
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Feb 28 at 06:02 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
HAHAHAHAHA XDXDXD!!!

AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....


I dont get it.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Feb 28 at 20:40 UTC
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 May 1 • 315
167 ₧
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Mar 5 at 09:45 UTC
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