CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Yeah so my friend, who is a sophmore said he could get this senior girl to give me a Blowjob. I told him I'd think about it.
Dead serious.
Should I go for it?
I'm a freshman btw
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2006 Jul 20 at 17:25 PDT
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molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens
2005 May 2 • 2066
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Hmmm, if it was was real, I wouldn't "go for it", that's just dumb.
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2006 Jul 21 at 04:45 PDT
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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"molkman" said: Hmmm, if it was was real, I wouldn't "go for it", that's just dumb.
Your post confuses me.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2006 Jul 21 at 07:04 PDT
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NakaJer
My vagina can talk! It says, "Help!"
2006 Jul 5 • 168
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is she hot, even if she isnt that oppurtunity doesnt come often to a freshman so i would go for it, it was hard for me to get head from another FRESHMAN, but i did it ahhh yeeep  , anyways go for it dude.
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2006 Jul 21 at 19:59 PDT
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UberJer
Was: Xion
2005 Mar 24 • 187
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Its head dude... are you retarded?
GO
EDIT: And how is getting offerd head a "problem"?
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2006 Jul 28 at 08:07 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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Make sure to punch her a couple times. (and tape it)
Remember, it isn't sex if she isn't crying.
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2006 Jul 29 at 14:04 PDT
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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics
2006 Apr 26 • 703
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And how. 
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
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2006 Jul 29 at 17:52 PDT
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NakaJer
My vagina can talk! It says, "Help!"
2006 Jul 5 • 168
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ok kids were going ot learn how to do a rasberry swirl!
ingredients -
1 Girl
1 Blow Job
1 Charged up fist
now get that head until your about to bust then bust in her face quickly, then PUNCH HER in her damn NOSE so blood mixes with all that juice.....and thats a rasberry swirl!  next week we're talking about the Rodeo!
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2006 Jul 29 at 23:03 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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Oh and if you put a plastic bag over her head afterwards and throw her in a lake that is the BEST kind of sex. But make sure the plastic is thick enough, don't want any ripping now. As an added bonus, she can't tell the cops!
If the cops find out though, you can get off the hook by burning down or shooting up the nearest precinct.
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2006 Jul 31 at 02:31 PDT
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NakaJer
My vagina can talk! It says, "Help!"
2006 Jul 5 • 168
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aaronjer might you be a criminal mastermind......?
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2006 Jul 31 at 09:50 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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Well... my plans are cunning in their flawlessness... and I do look damn good in a fedora. Not to mention my multi-national corporation with fronts that help children and homeless people, but in reality it smuggles contraband and promotes slavery...
You may be on to something!
Kill him.
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2006 Jul 31 at 14:15 PDT
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NakaJer
My vagina can talk! It says, "Help!"
2006 Jul 5 • 168
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what was that last thing so bright to blind me and so small not to catch my attention?
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2006 Jul 31 at 18:10 PDT
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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I had no idea aaron was such a psycho.
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2006 Jul 31 at 19:44 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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Lovable AaronJer a psycho? No!
If you go spreading rumors I'll skin you like I did Cammi's little sister!
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2006 Aug 1 at 02:26 PDT
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YOU SON OF A BITCH!
I
Quando omni flunkus moritati.
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2006 Aug 9 at 19:25 PDT
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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She lived, quit being such a baby. Would you have rather that Ribbon did it instead? I used a processing device, he was gonna use a rusty shard of metal. I know it didn't reattach as perfectly as we planned, but that isn't NEARLY as bad as the mental damage I caused to her... so it's okay, right?
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2006 Aug 10 at 02:56 PDT
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"aaronjer" said: Make sure to punch her a couple times. (and tape it)
Remember, it isn't sex if she isn't crying.
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2006 Aug 16 at 03:22 PDT
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