CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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2006 Sep 4 at 05:55 UTC
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luke
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2006 Sep 4 at 06:12 UTC
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aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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He died as he lived, with a puncture wound in his heart.
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2006 Sep 4 at 09:36 UTC
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2006 Sep 4 at 16:18 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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He was a true inspiration to all of us.
All of us with stingray barbs in our hearts.
Hurk!
Didn't he dangle a baby over a crocodile's mouth or something?
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2006 Sep 4 at 19:40 UTC
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All celebrities dangle babies. You can't get mad at just him for that!
I just think it's real odd he'd get done in by a stingray of all things. I mean, with all the "Thees is theh DAYdliest snaek in the HOOL wold!! On mah neck!"
And oh yeah the crocs.
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2006 Sep 4 at 21:21 UTC
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you know whats wierd? After all those years he's dodged crocs, and then he gets killed by a stingray.
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2006 Sep 4 at 23:57 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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He fed a crock while holding his son. Thats all.
That doesn't make it extremely dangerious.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2006 Sep 5 at 02:34 UTC
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EVIL
2006 Mar 1 • 74
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pooor guy i heard it on the news yesterday 
he died under the sea BAD FISHES! 
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2006 Sep 5 at 13:27 UTC
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Stingrays aren't fish. They're "rays".
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2006 Sep 6 at 23:28 UTC
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"superjer" said: Stingrays aren't fish. They're "rays".
Actually, both of you are right (or wrong, depending how you look at it.  )
Rays are
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2006 Sep 7 at 05:20 UTC
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aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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I always thought Ribbon was a freshwater prawn.
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2006 Sep 7 at 06:10 UTC
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2006 Sep 8 at 05:13 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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Aaronjer is a salmon. 
I used to be a salmon, but mostly by default.
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2006 Sep 8 at 05:25 UTC
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aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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I discovered I was a salmon when I inadvertantly jumped into a freshwater stream and went under drastic phsyical changes. I then proceeded to spawn and almost died of exhaustion. Luckily the gentle stream carried me back to my home, the Pacific Ocean.
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2006 Sep 8 at 07:02 UTC
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The sea is a symphony of color; all round me I am surrounded by its wondrous glory.
And yet there is danger at every turn. She is a fierce and fickle mistress, but also the great unifier.
Now, as never before, the old phrase has a literal meaning: We are all in the same boat. We forget that the water cycle and the life cycle are one.
The happiness of the salmon is to exist. For man it is to know that and to wonder at it.
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2006 Sep 9 at 02:32 UTC
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aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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That woulda been a lot funnier if it was nt.
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2006 Sep 9 at 08:18 UTC
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i feel sad for his kids 
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