Update History

After news posts roll off the main news page, they end up here. At SuperJer.com we have news going back to, like, the 90s!

2011 Aug 29UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Make way for six (6) newly released Funmaps for CS 1.6.. These maps were lovingly crafted at LANs over the last several years.

If you only try out one, may I suggest the crowd favorite, joust8?

2011 Feb 15UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

McDiddy's 3 Intro Video now available for e-viewing.

Unfortunately, this intro video is all that remains of McDiddy's 3. It has been recovered after years of floating alone in the darkest depths of the Internets.

2010 Feb 23UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New Music: "Irrational Pianotune"

And I am making a McDiddy's game now. You can follow the progress 'round about down 'round here on the forum.

2009 Oct 4UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New Song: Widowmaker

New, wholesome, delicately flaky music by SuperJer. Give your innocent, unsuspecting ears a taste of Widowmaker, the newest hopeless apendage to the SuperJer body of music.

2009 Sep 21UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New site design launched. On most pages. Brought back the Mao videos on the videos.

Next I will be releasing (at least) 2 new CS maps, some music, and a surprise!

2008 Dec 26UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New Songs: Move the Stone, Mind of the Monster, and The Laz

Lots of music been coming out of SuperJer's one man band, SuperJer, lately. Sometimes music comes from a dream, sometimes you just think it up in the shower, sometimes it comes from a mission. Music made of airplanes would be nice.

So you get groovin' with dem funky rhythms down by the music page, you soulless nincompoop.

2008 Apr 8UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New Music: "Audioserf (Loud-Makes-Fast Edition)"

Play this special edition MP3 in Audiosurf for a *really* fast track: SuperJer - Audioserf (Loud-Makes-Fast Edition).mp3

2008 Apr 0UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

SuperJer/PSI Artificial Intelligence

SuperJer.com -- in association with Pole Socking International -- has recently deployed a jointly-developed artificial intelligence for content generation. Already, over 5% of the Internet has started using SJ/PSI-AI as a source of instant, original web content.

If you'd like to test the SJ/PSI-AI system yourself, now, try the PSI Headline Generator test script free! (Additional charges may apply.)

2008 Jan 1UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

This New Year, resolve to Find the Hole!

There was nothing to play at the LAN party, so SuperJer made a new Half-Life Deathmatch map. The goal of the map is to find a way to hop, squirm, and dash between the colorful walls coming at you. With multiple players, your only weapon is yourself. Try to trap or squish your friends against the oncoming walls! It's a blast!

Download the map now and find_the_hole yourself!.

2007 Dec 20UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Source map: de_substation FINALLY released!

Happy Merry Christma-Hanuh-Kwanza!! Look at you!! You get de_substation this year!! You must have been a good boy and/or girl!!

Find out all about it and download it at the other end of this link.

2007 Jun 30UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

The number of comic strips by SuperJer on the Internets has just skyrocketted from 0 to 1!

Go bask in the frothy, satisfying glow of SuperJer.Comic now! Every strip is made with genuine tree pulp and sharpie ink, even the one in this update picture.

2007 Feb 19UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Over the weekend I was thinking about 3D graphics and ray-tracing and lighting and effects and fun stuff like that. Well then my head-gears started turning and churning (or whatever they do) and I wrote this neat new program called PixelMachine!

Check out the full PixelMachine article for a visual log of the progress, and even the source code!

2007 Jan 05UPDATE! BY NEZUMI

After much ado and a metric crapton of bitching, the devs over at Fortress-Forever have deigned to release an update for their Team Fortress mod. It includes a video and answeres a lot of questions as to just how certain things will be implemented. We get to see the spy sabotage, as well as 100 other goodies, and we learn just exactly what the Sentry Gun has in it's pockets. So visit Fortress-Forever.com like a good little puppet and CONSUME.

2006 Sep 26UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Radar image added to de_contra!

Thanks to h2o_SilentCid you'll now have delicious, lime flavored radar next time you visit de_contra in CS: Source!

Note: The map has not changed. This update is optional.

2006 Jun 6UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Happy 6-6-6 Everybody!

Today is a very special unholiday! It only comes once a century... it's Beastday! Be sure to celebrate with some especially innocent sacrificial lambs and don't go too easy on the mint jelly!

666 is the well-known Number of the Beast, but what about these?

6.66e2	Number of the Scientific Notation Beast
666.000	Number of the High Precision Beast
666 °F	Oven Temperature of Roast Beast
0x029A	Number of the Hexadecimal Beast
666 mg	Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast in the new food pyramid
$665.95	Retail Price of the Beast
$606.95	Price of the Beast at Wal-Mart (but with the good parts removed)
/666	Beast Common Denominator of 1/111 and 1/18
0.666 BD/USD	Exchange Rate of the Beast
0.000666	Number of the Microbeast
6.66 kb/s	Data Transfer Rate of the Beast
666 GB/mo.	Monthly Bandwidth Limit of the Beast
Best before 6/6/6	Expiration Date of the Beast
665.9999769	Floating Point Representation of the Beast
^^^	Number of the Shift Beast
	Area Under the Beast

2006 Apr 1UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

McDiddy's THREE (3) has just been released!

Holy crap! It's here! It's McDiddy's! But more three-ish! Go watch it now!

Watch McDiddy's 3 now ya dunderhead!

2006 Feb 24UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New CS 1.6 map, de_verso released! It's been sitting on my hard drive gathering bit-dust since August 2005. And just now I was like, hey I should put that map on my site!

It's based on de_contra but rebuilt from the ground up. I tried to fix everything you all hated about de_contra. Make sure to let me know how much you hate it anyway in the Forums!

2005 Dec 12UPDATE! BY NEZUMI

Fortress-Forever - A Team Fortress Mod for Half-Life 2

I've been pimping Superjercom now and again over on the forums at fortress-forever.com, so I thought that it was just about time to pimp fortress-forever.com right back at the Superjer crowd. If you've never played TFC, then you're a sad sorry lump of waste, but if you have then you should be ecstatic over this. The mod seeks to update the original game to the new engine and graphics, as well as tweaking the game balance to be more enjoyable for Pub players and Clanners alike. There's no release date yet (because it's being created by a very secretive cabal) but the game looks to be 100% quality. Check 'er out.

2005 Nov 14UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

The SuperJer.com Network acquires McDiddys.com!

Current and future McDiddy's stuff will be located at the new Official McDiddy's Site, McDiddys.com. Previously untold information about both cartoons is available on the sparkly new site, so go check it out!

2005 Sep 26UPDATE! BY JMD

Source map awp_snowsk337 by local protein strip Nezumi is still available for download. All Source-ified and reflective, the map now features innovative 'WTF, Am I a sk337 or a shooter' gameplay. Also good graphics. Check it out and play it as much and as often as time and your own personal obligations will allow. We depend on it.

You could just download the map now, or click the thumbnail for more info.

2005 Sep 6UPDATE! BY JMD

I have recently come across this juicy little bit of information. This is what it looks like when a squid gets scared and squirts ink to evade it's predators.

Very interesting.

2005 Sep 3UPDATE! BY 0x0083C1F8

WARNING:Local superjercom personalities JMD and Mr. Ribbon have figured out how to post news. Analysts predict major economic troubles and severe penalties ahead. Please stand by.

2005 May 14UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

JMD Presents: Chairman Mao is back! Created by local forum jerks Jet Monkey Duo (animation) and AaronJer (voices), enjoy it with a hot glass of water today!

2005 Apr 13UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

McDiddy's 2 edited. Based on viewer feedback I modified a few things to remove some boring parts and added a bit more action. Enjoy!

McDiddy's 2 released.

2004 Dec 29UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New CS map de_contra released and to be used in CAL CS preseason. Enjoy it at the destination of this link.

2004 Jul 30UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

McDiddy's premiers on SuperJer.com! Look to the left, foodpig.

2004 Jun 15UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New, free, 8-bit sounding music! Listen to "Irrational Chiptune" by SuperJer. If you have Modplug Tracker/Player then download the IT, elsewise get the MP3:
.it version (5KB)
.mp3 version (1.7MB)
.gif sheet music (370KB)

2004 Apr 9UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

de_salt2 released! This is an improved version of de_salt with some important changes requested by the people. Click here!

2004 Jan 25UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Get Learned tutorial updated. It's much, much better now.

2003 Aug 26UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New map for TFC called Canyon by Nezumi.
Download canyon.zip

2003 Jul 9UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

CS map de_kalt by SuperJer released today!

2003 Jun 29UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Waypoints available for scout_city, by André Guimarães "Illuvatar" Teles.

2003 Jun 26UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Waypoints available for awp_city2, by André Guimarães "Illuvatar" Teles.

2003 Mar 27UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New Soviet Union songs and pics!

2003 Feb 7UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Want to make Counter-Strike maps of your own? Get Learned Now!

2003 Feb 4UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New old Counter-Strike map, "Scout City" released today.

2003 Jan 20UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

h_greenNew Soviet Union mp3! It's called "Decoy Is Hot!" So head on over to the Soviet Union Section, now! You rogue rapscallions!

2003 Jan 3UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Huge Soviet Union update! Tons of new songs!

2002 Dec 31UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Green Bean Jell-O® recipe added. Get to the Recipe Section.

2002 Dec 23UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Splatter Mario game now available for download. I stopped work on this game more than 1 year ago but just now decided to release it. Go check it out now!

2002 Dec 19UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

AWP City 2 released! Upgrade now, you jerks!

2002 Apr 7UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Soviet Union is back, baby! Two all new, mildly upsetting songs for your listening pleasure! Check 'em out now!

2001 Jul 7UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

AWP City
New Counter-Strike map! Have a sniper war in AWP City!

2000 Nov 15INSERTED 2006 AUG 18

SuperJer.com goes live!