aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5105
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None of these 'jokes' are even CLEVER! They hardly qualify as racist jokes, they're just dumb shit that dumb racists would actually say to each other and find entertaining because they're fucking dumb. Try harder.
Except Edan's. Edan's was okay, I guess.
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2008 Jul 12 at 05:18 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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aaronjer said: Uh... women are not a race. You're bad at this.
Uh, women ARE a race Aaronjer. Just not in the way your thinking.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2008 Jul 15 at 03:24 UTC
— Ed. 2008 Jul 15 at 03:24 UTC
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woman are not a race.They are part of the Human race.Man and woman alike.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that 
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2008 Jul 15 at 15:15 UTC
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GOD CREATED AS ONE and as equals DAMMIT
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 15 at 15:19 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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xXJigsaw23Xx said: GOD CREATED AS ONE
Sarcasm? Please?
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2008 Jul 15 at 22:52 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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women are sex partners for men
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2008 Jul 16 at 09:45 UTC
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SRAW said: women are sex partners for men
yeah i think dady already told him about the birds and the bees  lmao
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
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2008 Jul 17 at 07:50 UTC
— Ed. 2008 Jul 17 at 07:54 UTC
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.
What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.
i personally have no problems with black people , don't get me wrong im a racist ! i don't hate blacks i hate gypsys , and not the rich / fortune telling gypsys , but the dirty ,lazy ,dunk ,mother fucking (literally) gypsys
so :
what is 3 meters tall and is beautiful ?
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a 1.70 gypsy hanging on a 1.30 rope.
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
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2008 Jul 17 at 08:03 UTC
— Ed. 2008 Jul 17 at 08:06 UTC
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Q:how do you get 12 black guys into a Volkswagin
A:Throw in a welfare check
Q:how do you get them out
A:throw in a job application
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 17 at 08:07 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5105
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Ya know, Biggins... you never posted that picture of that skeleton that you were gonna draw. WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR?!
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2008 Jul 18 at 04:27 UTC
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you don't ..... now hes gonna say not anymore
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
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2008 Jul 18 at 09:47 UTC
— Ed. 2008 Jul 18 at 09:48 UTC
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and i told you i only have the sketch that is pretty shit . but my real motive for not posting it is a mystery even to your great mind
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
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2008 Jul 18 at 09:49 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5105
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Well you can go eat a dick!
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2008 Jul 18 at 18:05 UTC
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I drew Inuyasha  but it kinda sucks
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 20 at 23:43 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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Hitler : whats the difference between a Nigger and and Aryan?
Sraw : dunno
Hitler : Aryan's are a superior race 
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2008 Jul 21 at 04:51 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5105
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Once again, a complete failure to make a joke. That's just racist, it's not humorous at all.
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2008 Jul 21 at 06:56 UTC
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thats because SRAW is the worst jokes teller/insulter he's only good for annoyance
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 21 at 16:41 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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Here's one my co-worker enjoys telling...
What would you call The Jetsons if they were all black?
The niggers.
Repeat as necessary with other TV shows until the point gets across.
(doesn't work as well with The Jeffersons)
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2008 Jul 22 at 04:22 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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what do u call havokk pissed off?
mexican shit
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2008 Jul 22 at 05:29 UTC
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thas still not racist and u still suk at insulting people
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 22 at 05:31 UTC
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You do realize i lied about being Mexican?If I was Mexican I wouldn't be a porn freak.Id have 3 kids by now.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Jul 22 at 06:48 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5105
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Thank you! That was actually mildly funny!
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2008 Jul 22 at 08:39 UTC
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eDan Co.
Mighty Typist
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
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Oh, yeah, that was. I'm proud of you, Havic.
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2008 Jul 22 at 13:26 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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See I know a fair few of them but I doubt I'll post them here; I think they look silly when typed rather than sounding good when said.
Yes, it's another awful comparison. What the hell is happening to me today?
Still here are two for your titillation:
How does every ethnic joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
A Scottish man is in a prison cell with a tiger, a poisonous snake and an Englishman. In his revolver he has two bullets. What does he do?
Shoots the Englishman then again, just to be sure.
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2008 Jul 22 at 16:02 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5105
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I figured he'd shoot the tiger in the head, the Englishman in the knee and feed the snake up the Englishman's ass.
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2008 Jul 22 at 19:30 UTC
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