Make your own Kitten Thingy!!!

Make your own Kitten Thingy!!!

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CornJer
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2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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How many times have you seen one of those things where it has the kitten, and the brown dudes, and it says:

"Every time you (do something), god kills a kitten, please

If you had, then today is YOUR LUCKY DAY!!!!

This time you will learn how to make one yourself, and perhaps fill the internet with even MORE useless crap!!!!!

How to make your own "think of the kittens" picture:

1) First you need a basic picture, with the traditonal kitty on it.

Here is the picture with the banner:


Or, if you are looking for one without the banner, then look no more!



2) Open up any image editor, even paint will work, but you preferably want Photoshop...

3) Download the picture and open it up in the image editor.

Why am I even telling you this? Unless you have Borderline Down Syndrome, I think you can do this yourself

4) Where the banner is, make a text box, and type in the words "Every time you".

Next, type in any verb, or action that you want. Example

"Every time you skip school,"
"Every time you look at pornagraphy,"
"Every time you...ect"

(obviously more witty then that, but you get the idea.

Get it?

Preferably you want the words to be white and the text box itself to be black, but whatever floats your boat is fine...

5) This is the fun part.

Now, whatever you want to chase the kitten, simply photoshop into the background.

If you dont have photoshop, or are too lazy to do it, tisk tisk,

Use the standerd domo-kun picture to place the text into.



6) Now save, upload to www.imageshack.us, and reply here to show us your work!!!

Here are some I found on the web:







Unfortunately, noone is very willing to use Photoshop these days, so you will more often see pictures with Domo-Kun, rather then something else...

But be creative!!!!


BTW what the hell is Domo-kun anyway???
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2005 Oct 10 at 21:23 UTC
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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domo-kun is the "mascot" of a japanese television station. it mostly runs around, eats things, and farts.
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2005 Oct 10 at 22:55 UTC
CornJer
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2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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This is mine^^

another funny one:

If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2005 Oct 11 at 00:34 UTC
CornJer
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2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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What??? No posts???

Nowhere in the entire forum????
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2005 Oct 15 at 03:21 UTC
Jet Monkey Duo
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2005 Mar 27 • 159
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Hold on, I'm warming up to the idea. Just as soon as I polish off this bottle of bourbon I'll get to it...
Brayor
 
 
 
2005 Oct 15 at 06:29 UTC
CornJer
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2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Well????
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2005 Oct 18 at 01:57 UTC
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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I think he passed out before the idea got good.
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2005 Oct 18 at 23:50 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

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2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Obviously, after all, it is the best idea in the world, not just some friviolus timewaster
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2005 Oct 19 at 13:14 UTC
echidna3
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2005 Apr 4 • -201
not the best, but it ranks up there highly
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Oct 26 at 08:08 UTC
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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okay, it's like a week later and now i have cirrhosis but the ideas, they are not any better.

i hate you dburnell01.

flying? can you help me? with the ideaation?
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2005 Oct 27 at 05:03 UTC
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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flying, i came up with an idea but i don't think anyone's going to get it

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2005 Nov 29 at 07:03 UTC
DiXi
Vouched

2005 Nov 17 • 121
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nice :)
hehe :P

Pwned little kitty :P

LOVE u :D
 
 
 
2005 Nov 29 at 08:07 UTC
Covernant
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2005 Aug 7 • 385
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LOL NAtureJay good 1 .
 
 
 
2005 Nov 29 at 11:50 UTC
dburnell02

2005 Sep 27 • 15
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Dont get it. Like Nature's Advatar

Who is the guy in the photo?
Formally Dburnell01 TILL I GOT BANNED SOMEHOW
 
 
 
2005 Nov 29 at 14:02 UTC
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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Like I said, I don't really expect anyone to get it, except maybe Carl, since he's the literary type. But the good news is that it secretes 99% pure enjoyment regardless of whether you understand it.

And my avatar is The Flaming Carrot. I thought that was obvious to everyone.
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2005 Nov 30 at 00:39 UTC
Theou Aegis
2005 Apr 24 • 100
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sorry, i didn't get it. but it was humorous, of course. anything from jay is surely humorous. if he said his puppy died, i would bust out laughing. then i would be sad when i find out it wasn't a joke... then bust out laughing again because of the irony.
It'sa me! Carl!
 
 
 
2005 Dec 21 at 04:56 UTC
Covernant
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2005 Aug 7 • 385
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I GET IT...I KNOW ALOT ABOUT WW2...
 
 
 
2005 Dec 22 at 22:41 UTC
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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...right, ignoring what Covernant just said because it came from him... It's actually a reference to semi-obscure American literature. The guy in the picture is Thomas Pynchon and the caption is a plot synopsis for a book he wrote called Gravity's Rainbow, which centers around an American soldier in London who was experimented on (through Nazi science and sorcery) and now whenever he gets his bone on, it's used as targeting for the next bombing. There's more to it than that though, and that thing I said about the abenoid a while back was something that happens earlier in the book. It's good reading if you like your writing long, filled with obscure references, detailed to the point of absurdity, dry humored, and borderline incomprehensible. Kind of like Burroughs without all the sex, or maybe Joyce with some more pop culture references

Oddly enough, Pynchon is still alive, I think, he's just in hiding somewhere, not unlike Salinger.
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2005 Dec 22 at 23:53 UTC
Covernant
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2005 Aug 7 • 385
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...XD...XD...But germans did bomb london...XD...XD...
 
 
 
2005 Dec 23 at 01:15 UTC
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