Is superjer still alive?

Is superjer still alive?

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JWaWa
2006 Apr 28 • 3
21 ₧
Im pretty sure he is , but you know we dont hear from him much anymore .....and thats not good...........
 
 
 
2006 Apr 28 at 02:04 UTC
Mrs_Hunni_Bunni
"Fluffy Bunny Kitty"

2005 Dec 14 • 173
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2006 Apr 28 at 08:01 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5114
1,227 ₧
SuperJer can't be Alive or Dead, silly. He's a non-living entity comprised of energy from the Sun. However, he hasn't been around lately because I stuck him in a 10 minute "Time Loop" where he repeatedly gets kicked out of a Hilton for impersonating David Bowie.
 
 
 
2006 Apr 28 at 10:02 UTC
Jet Monkey Duo
Reff Admin

2005 Mar 27 • 159
114 ₧
Ving Rhames plays the security guard.
Brayor
 
 
 
2006 Apr 28 at 10:26 UTC
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 May 1 • 315
167 ₧
According to a quotation about Superjer in the Astronomius:

Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
 
2006 Apr 28 at 17:47 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
I murdered superjer.

How?

I turned supejer into Tostidos. Then I stacked them into a spawling immatiation of Paris Hilton bending over, and I had my dog do her while she screamed "ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US!!!"
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2006 Apr 28 at 18:10 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
Well, we'll know once we pull him out of the Schroedinger Box....
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2006 Apr 28 at 18:24 UTC
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 May 1 • 315
167 ₧
It
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
 
2006 Apr 28 at 20:20 UTC

[User deleted]

Hey everybody! I just got back from visiting SuperJer in the time loop!

(I got out by squeezing through the wet rubbery membrane of the time-shell.)

You know what SuperJer said to me?!
 
 
 
2006 Apr 28 at 23:36 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
What. What he say.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2006 Apr 29 at 05:20 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
I don't think he said anything. I think it was just a weird sucking noise. Cause, you know... Superjer sucks?....



(throws hands in the air)

I can only do so much, people!
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2006 May 5 at 21:19 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5114
1,227 ₧
What? Damn funniest thing I've heard since Nick Karabias said, "SuperJer... sucks ass."

What more COULD you have done?
 
 
 
2006 May 5 at 22:46 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Poor naturejer. You'll get your mojo back soon.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2006 May 6 at 17:30 UTC
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 May 1 • 315
167 ₧
Naturejay asserts his mojo. +5 point team bonus!
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
 
2006 May 10 at 19:20 UTC

[User deleted]

SuperJer said "Put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up."


...





...











No wait, that wasn't it.
 
 
 
2006 May 10 at 22:09 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
Now it is time for asses to get kicked. Asses of Vengence!
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2006 May 15 at 21:11 UTC
Big Poop
I JUST KEEP TALKING

2006 May 11 • 9
20 ₧
Hmm it appears he is still alive
 
 
 
2006 May 23 at 17:08 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Looks like the REAL Paris Hilon revived him.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2006 May 23 at 20:15 UTC
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