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Sorry Ive only seen Scotland in the old ages.(samurai jack age of empires etc.)That how i no them.You changed over the years.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Jun 20 at 23:56 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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You could pretend if you really wanted. A few hints:
1. We only wear kilts on special occasions now, like weddings. I wear one when I play in the local pipe band but there's not many that do that.
2. If you want to go lower class and fit in perfectly, wear tracksuits and drink cheap alcohol on the streets causing trouble for the police.
3. Try getting girls pregnant. The record so far is 11, but I'm sure we're not trying hard enough.
4. Underage drinking is big. I believe a girl of 12 was caught with a flask of vodka in school.
5. Drug use is increasing, have you considered that?
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2008 Jun 20 at 23:59 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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Some things never change, they still say "I've got a claymore for ye, Jimmy" and field a poor choice of heavy cavalry. Wait, no, I'm thinking of Total War again.
Wait, are you saying they got an 11-year old girl pregnant, or that they got 11 different girls pregnant? OR did they get 11 11-year old girls pregnant? Either way, good hustle.
Oh, and you better watch out, they say "12 highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion." You don't want to get the police after you for nothing more than musical endeavors.
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2008 Jun 20 at 23:59 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Nowadays it'd be "What eh fuck are yoo lookin' at ya rocket?" and many of them would have a hard time describing what a horse looks like.
It's crazy, there are so many kids with no future because their dad's walked out and their mother is on methadone.
Somewhat fortunately I am not a highlander, I'm a sort-of-in-the-middler.
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2008 Jun 21 at 00:03 UTC
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Total war is fun.But takes a lot of f'n time.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Jun 21 at 00:04 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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But that's what makes it great! An entire weekend can disappear into your devious plots to destroy France.
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2008 Jun 21 at 00:10 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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You know that's how my weekends go except France is "rest of world" and I don't know what "Total War" is.
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2008 Jun 21 at 00:14 UTC
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It seriously took me a weekend to destroy France.back and forth over and over.I finally crushed them!Germany came by with its mighty army and whooped my ass after that.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Jun 21 at 00:18 UTC
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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics
2006 Apr 26 • 703
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Just as you finally crush the French and smack the Germans down, these assholes have to show up and make your life a carnival of trouble.
(Click for image)
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
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2008 Jun 24 at 05:55 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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Well, conquering France usually does make the Pope angry, but you're not likely to see trouble from the Spanish inquisition unless you're Spanish... The Knights of Santiago, on the other hand, may butt rape you and your family.
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2008 Jun 24 at 12:12 UTC
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When those the Point system come in!??even though i have None
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Jun 24 at 17:39 UTC
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mrsticks
Wingus (Part of the Wingus and Dingus set)
2005 Sep 28 • -2485
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its about 10:11 pm right now and im gonna be up all night making the #1 plan to destroy france.
Then comes london.
Then Jhon Stewart.
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2008 Jun 26 at 02:54 UTC
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I started playing again today.I'm kicking ass!I'm undefeated at battle
Its also on easy mode.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Jun 26 at 04:24 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Forum feature request: https links are not automatically made links. A small thing but I guess easily fixed.
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2008 Jul 1 at 18:59 UTC
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eDan Co.
Mighty Typist
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
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Down Rodeo said: Forum feature request: https links are not automatically made links. A small thing but I guess easily fixed.
Easily fixed if you are Superjer.
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2008 Jul 1 at 19:02 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Anything is easily fixed if you are Superjer.
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2008 Jul 1 at 19:14 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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I've never been able to tell the difference between the difficulties in that game... I play on easiest or hardest and it all seems the same. The only thing that seems like it might be different is that rebel armies don't route as fast on harder difficulties.
In the long run being able to win individual battles is negligibly important compared to your economic and political abilities. Once you get to the point where you control 15-20 regions you no longer need to fight any battles manually (except just for fun) and can easily win the game. Things like getting a crappy prince of yours killed before he gets the chance to ruin everything, and managing the tax rates and economy of each city is far more important than anything else.
And, of course, killing everyone else's cardinals so that the Pope is ALWAYS on your side is the most important thing in the game. If you're playing a Catholic faction anyway.
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2008 Jul 2 at 00:48 UTC
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*watches that cat go by* THERE IT IS!*Dick cheynee comes out with a shotgun and shoots and misses shooting havokk in the ass.*
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Jul 28 at 10:49 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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One RTS I love is Supreme Commander. Man I'm gonna go install that again...
*goes*
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2008 Jul 29 at 10:54 UTC
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Age of Empires is the shiit
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Jul 29 at 11:47 UTC
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Mssa
2008 Oct 2 • 50
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SuperJer can u make a downloadable pdf document for valve hammer editor.
Counter-strike for ever.
Counter-strike till death.
This is a dream that i hope it wont end.
A CS FAN...
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2008 Oct 3 at 17:34 UTC
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eDan Co.
Mighty Typist
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
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1) SuperJer isn't around anymore.
2) You mean like a pfd-file of the tutorial? What would you do with that?
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2008 Oct 3 at 17:49 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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Maybe he wants the actual program stored in a .pdf somehow?
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2008 Oct 3 at 22:03 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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aaronjer said: Maybe he wants the actual program stored in a .pdf somehow?
It's possible if retarded. I think it is possible to insert random files in the middle of PDFs (you can do this with some types, like JPEG) where there is a whole section of binary data in the middle of the original file. Then again maybe not. And I can't see why you'd want to.
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2008 Oct 3 at 23:22 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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Well... for safe keeping. Them .pdf files are a powerful buffer against data corruption!
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