molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens
2005 May 2 • 2066
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Chuck Norris can google on yahoo.
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2008 May 27 at 16:07 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5046
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Chuck Norris was born already holding a Congressional Medal of Honor, which he got for roundhouse kicking Hitler through 18 feet of solid concrete.
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2008 May 28 at 06:19 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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CHUCK NORRIS said that SRAW RULEZZZZ
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2008 May 28 at 07:03 UTC
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Chuck Norris can bang his wife in all holes at the same time.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that 
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2008 May 28 at 07:06 UTC
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molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens
2005 May 2 • 2066
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SRAW said: CHUCK NORRIS said that SRAW RULEZZZZ
But that, looking at the facts style, would mean that you don't rule and nobody says it. Think about it.
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2008 May 28 at 08:08 UTC
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SRAW
S=Sucks
R=Raw
A=Anal
W=Winnies
SRAW
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 May 28 at 08:14 UTC
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Picked by the man Himself!!!
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 May 28 at 09:07 UTC
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* I just had to say this because I thought of it
Chuck Norris can mess with THE ZOHAN!!
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 May 29 at 23:54 UTC
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Chuck Norris made the B.L.A.C.K M.A.T.E.R.I.A....and used it.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 May 30 at 08:03 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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Edit: Chuck Norris can win a poker game with one card
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2008 May 30 at 09:26 UTC
— Ed. 2008 May 30 at 12:30 UTC
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eDan Co.
Mighty Typist
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
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SRAW said: Chuck Norris can win a poker game with a 2 of Clubs
So can I... Flush.
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2008 May 30 at 12:27 UTC
— Ed. 2008 May 30 at 12:28 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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In fact, could be straight flush. Assuming Texas Hold 'em rules you could have say a 2 and 4 of clubs and have the 3 5 and 6 out. In which case you have likely won, excluding the 7 8 or 9 being out and one of the remaining two being on someone's hand. But now we are getting silly.
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2008 May 30 at 12:44 UTC
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Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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Down Rodeo , yo momma's a gambler
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2008 May 30 at 12:45 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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No she's not! My mother is a prostitute!
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2008 May 30 at 12:47 UTC
— Ed. 2008 May 30 at 12:49 UTC
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YA Im the gambler HERE AND THE DRUNK!!! AND DAMMIT I WANT SOME RECOGNISHION Sobs*
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 May 30 at 12:48 UTC
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Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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chuck norris can uberslap u
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2008 May 30 at 12:55 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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2008 May 30 at 12:56 UTC
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Seriously Dude.... 
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 May 30 at 16:28 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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I still think my chuck norris joke was the best.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2008 Jun 1 at 17:54 UTC
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eDan Co.
Mighty Typist
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
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CornJer said: I still think my chuck norris joke was the best.
3rd best, after Aaronjer's.
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2008 Jun 1 at 18:23 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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u seem to have forgotten i was no1
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2008 Jun 2 at 06:13 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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You're trying to tell us you're a nobody?
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2008 Jun 2 at 21:51 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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wtf
i meant
number 1 chuck norris fact
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2008 Jun 3 at 03:36 UTC
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eDan Co.
Mighty Typist
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
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So it's a fact that you are no one?
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2008 Jun 3 at 13:42 UTC
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You guys are stupid..The best Chuck Norris fact EVER given out was by Chuck Norris!
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Jun 4 at 00:00 UTC
— Ed. 2008 Jun 4 at 00:01 UTC
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