aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 5105
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They do mention it is a "theory" (they HAVE to) but in middle school most kids aren't paying enough attention to tell the difference.

Jet Monkey Duo
Reff Admin

2005 Mar 27 • 159
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But if something has reached 'theory' status, then it means that generally no one argues with it anymore. Like the theory of evolution.

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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Well, you can argue with evolution, like, say, facetiously lighting off a fire cracker in biology class and claiming it's the "big bang", but that just makes you look like an ass.

echidna3
Captain Signupnow


2005 Apr 4 • -201

or you could go the devout christian way and say that God in fact created the universe and life, not the big bang and the universe

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧

It was actually devout christians that were enacting the scene I mentioned. It happened in the biology class Nez and I were taking about five years ago.

Keep in mind that dinosaur bones that were carbon-dated to before the universe was created in 6000 BC were put there by the devil to undermine god's authority.

echidna3
Captain Signupnow


2005 Apr 4 • -201

and to piss him off majorly.

did you hear about the nun that was crusified?

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 5105
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But the truth is that Christians were buried in dinosaurs graveyards by heretics. That's why we have a missing link! Don't you get it? God doesn't want you to know the secret of carbon dating, for it will spell his doom!

echidna3
Captain Signupnow


2005 Apr 4 • -201

what if god doesnt exist?

Jet Monkey Duo
Reff Admin

2005 Mar 27 • 159
114 ₧

Then who invented carbon dating?

a_banana
He's an Ug_Man!

2005 May 3 • -591

francis car-bon i guess. carbon dating was used to show the burral shroud of juses to be fake. but i cannot say that in public cuz it might "offend" someone.

echidna3
Captain Signupnow


2005 Apr 4 • -201

its called political incorrectness

Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 May 1 • 315
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Where has God gone? I shall tell you.

We have killed him - you and I.

We are his murderers. But how have we done this? How were we able to drink up the sea? Who gave us the sponge to wipe away the entire horizon? What did we do when we unchained the earth from its sun? Do we not hear anything yet of the noise of the gravediggers who are burying God? Do we not smell anything yet of God's decomposition? Gods too decompose.

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves?
Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we not ourselves become gods simply to be worthy of it?


Simply put, if one doubts, if even for just a moment, of the existence of God

CornJer
Metal does cocaine.


2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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My position on Religion is this:

Fuck Religion.

Who the hell, except a dilusional freak, decided to believe that when they die, a old man with an overgrown beard and his son will let him desend into clouds, and live forever IF they believe in the church.

(There is archeological evidence that the church was like a super-mafia of the middle ages, due to its ability to control absolutely any aspect of daily life, and its control of the leaders of each and every christian nation, by threating to damn the whole country)

All of them are stupid. There is no fucking logical way that any of them can be true. Lets just face the facts. We live, as result of a complex neural phenomenan, and then we cease to exist when our brain stops functioning. The white light? Easily explained as enzymes in the brain. I forget which one, but whatever.

Another thing: all of them focus on human beings as the center of the universe. Who the hell says we are the only ones out there who have inteligence! What if we found an alien race that considered our beliefs taboo? Shit. Just discovering them would probablly pound most religions to dust.

There is enough scientific evidence that proves most religions wrong. Yet we still believe in them, because we are selfish, self centered whores. We even kill eachother over this shit. Point is, religion IS crap. There is truth in the phrase "Lifes a bitch and then we die."

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 5105
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Religions would not be pounded to dust by finding aliens, much more obvious things than that have come up that make the mythology of almost any religion logically impossible... and that would be their own mythology. It just doesn't add up. God is omnipotent, yet creation takes a week and he gets tired from doing it? That is not omnipotence... logical fallacy right at the beginning. Unless he took a long time and then rested "Just for fun." But then again if you were omnipotent you wouldn't need to do things to have fun, you could just arbitrarily be having fun. So he COULD just be crazy... but the bible doesn't say that.

Also, widely accepted forms of Christianity do not say you won't go to Heaven if don't believe in the church, they just say you MIGHT not.

Being Christian = 100% to go to heaven no matter what you do.

Being Heathen = You may or may not go to hell, but will eventually go to heaven after being "Redeemed." Whatever that means.

Making fun of the Holy Spirit = 100% to go to hell AND you won't be redeemed. <-- Not a joke, honestly.

CornJer
Metal does cocaine.


2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧

Ahh. I missed the holy ghost. But after what aaronjer said, then I won't take any chances.

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧

I got to keep my eyes open
So I can see my Lord
I'm gonna watch the horizon
For a brand new Ford
I can hear him rolling on down the lane
I said "Hollywood be thy name"
Jesus gonna be here
He gonna be here soon