aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧

Birds love me, man. I mean seriously don't even try this shit yourself, you have to be super holy for God to make this happen. I mean cherubs be up in here following me around with stoups of holy water just in case I get a sick biznasty thirst that needs righteous quenching. What do you mean you don't know what a stoup is go read a book (LIKE THE BIBLE) and learn to be more knowledgeable about sacramental shit, dog

Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045

You're fat.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

I dunno, I reckon he's lost weight since the last picture.

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧

Why are you all talking about aaronjer's fatness when the whole topic is supposed to be about birds?

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

Oh man. SRAW wants us to remain ontopic...

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧

Unlike you I tend to try to stay on topic and be friendly to the forum users, SORREH

sprinkles


2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧

I wish we had snow...

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧

lolfag, I got snow AND it sucked, cause we couldn't leave the house for food

Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045

Lol, let's all laugh at SRAW, cuz he doesn't have food.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧

HE CAN HAVE MY FOOD BECAUSE I AM SO FAT! But seriously I'm not fat, SJ is the fat one. I'm as fit as fit can be.

Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045

Oh...

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧

I don't think you understand how fat SJ is.

Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045

Did you have some sort of food or something in your hands?
Cuz if not, you should probably get an exorcism done... just in case. Birds don't usually do that, I think, so you must be possessed.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3080
-6 ₧

by some sort of bird demon.

Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045

From here on out, imma call AJ Swain.

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧

Well, I do give them food... but then they commonly just hang out on me somewhere from anywhere between 5 seconds to two minutes. I've had one roost on my head before. That was truly glorious. I'm on top of Tiger Mountain so often they see me as a fairly permanent fixture now and that my arrival means tasty snacks.

sprinkles


2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧

Pics or it didn't happen.

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧

I haven't had birds on my head. Just birds on my legs. Fucking hanging out and shit. Goddamn.

Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 566
80,085 ₧

Seriously,that got me worried.

sprinkles


2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧

This is closely related to the story of

fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 909
13 ₧

its like the bird is a magical godess and you are saying to the bird

Yes I arrived .

Then the bird says

BOW TO ME ..

then you

your wish is my command oh great one

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧

I often genuflect for birds.

molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens





2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧

That sure is one ability that attracts the ladies!

Also, you look like a zombie in these pictures.

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧

It was cold, and the wind was blowing. It's hard not to look like you might be undead in those pictures. After I finished taking the shots, my hands literally hurt from how cold it was getting.