I'm working on it. Here's the code so far:
C code
#include "lol.h"
LET ME SHOW YOU MY NUMBR FUNKSHIN investigate GIMMEH NUMBR a AN NUMBR b NAO WATCH
I HAS A NUMBR cookie ITZ a TIEMZ b LOL
WE CANT STOP HERE
IZ cookie BIGR THAN 30 ORLY
YARLY
VISIBLE "OMG cookie IZ BIGR THAN 30!!! %d BIGR!!\n" BTW cookie NERFD BY 30 K LOL
cookie PWND LOL
IZ cookie LEFTOVERZ 2 LIEK 1 ORLY
YARLY
cookie R cookie NERFD BY 2 NAO LOL
PROCEED
KTHX
VISIBLE "THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS\n" K LOL
NOWAI
VISIBLE "OMG cookie IZ NOT BIGR THAN 30, ITZ JUST %d\n" BTW cookie K LOL
DO NOT WANT
KTHX
THIS IS BAT COUNTRY
I MAED U A cookie BUT I EATED IT
O HAI
I HAS A NUMBR walrus LOL
I HAS A NUMBR kitteh ITZ 5 LOL
I HAS A NUMBR goggie ITZ 6 LOL
kitteh R 7 NAO LOL
walrus GO investigate WITH kitteh AN goggie PLZ LOL
VISIBLE "walrus BECAME %d!!!\n" BTW walrus K LOL
HALP
KTHXBAI
Here's the files for the code and required header if you want to compile it:
lol.h
lol.c