Write the story: A forum game
Write the story: A forum game
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Lets start a new one and continue this one
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 23 at 01:56 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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OK NEW ONE!
Once there was a rapist named Havokk.
He loved raping little girls
until his dick was castrated
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2008 Jul 23 at 04:39 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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The story has to be FICTION, SRAW.
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2008 Jul 23 at 06:47 UTC
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You cant rape the willing.and they was willing.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that 
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2008 Jul 23 at 08:39 UTC
— Ed. 2008 Jul 23 at 08:40 UTC
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O i got it
One day James was driving home from work.
He stopped at the gas station to get gas.
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 23 at 14:28 UTC
— Ed. 2008 Jul 23 at 14:28 UTC
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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One day James was driving home from work. He stopped at the gas station to get gas. He noticed that it was rather quiet out, and there seemed to be a noticable absense of people. Oblivious, he continued on to the store, peering inside, then stumbling back in horror. The entire kiosk was covered in blood, and little bits and pieces of flesh.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2008 Jul 24 at 01:41 UTC
— Ed. 2008 Jul 24 at 01:41 UTC
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This don't count to the story but i so just wanted to do this.
One day James was driving home from work. He stopped at the gas station to get gas. He noticed that it was rather quiet out, and there seemed to be a noticable absense of people. Oblivious, he continued on to the store, peering inside, then stumbling back in horror. The entire kiosk was covered in blood, and little bits and pieces of flesh.James walked up to the counter and saw a corpse on top the counter.James looked at the candy below him and pulled up a bag of skittles of which blood dripped from its edges."You ganna buy those?" a voice said.James looked up quickly and was amazed to see the bloody corpse was standing and talking.He never noticed it get off the counter.His heart was thumping back and forth.The corpse started picking blood out of his nose and only gave a bloody stare.which James realized he had no eyes."Sure..?"In question James said.The corpse started punching numbers in on the register and looked at James and said."That will be a Life sentence.....IN HELL!"
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Jul 24 at 03:18 UTC
— Ed. 2008 Jul 24 at 03:19 UTC
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One day James was driving home from work. He stopped at the gas station to get gas. He noticed that it was rather quiet out, and there seemed to be a noticable absense of people. Oblivious, he continued on to the store, peering inside, then stumbling back in horror. The entire kiosk was covered in blood, and little bits and pieces of flesh.James walked up to the counter and saw a corpse on top the counter.James looked at the candy below him and pulled up a bag of skittles of which blood dripped from its edges."You ganna buy those?" a voice said.James looked up quickly and was amazed to see the bloody corpse was standing and talking.He never noticed it get off the counter.His heart was thumping back and forth.The corpse started picking blood out of his nose and only gave a bloody stare.which James realized he had no eyes."Sure..?"In question James said.The corpse started punching numbers in on the register and looked at James and said."That will be a Life sentence.....IN HELL!"Not phased at all by the corpses words James pulles out his wallet and askes it "How much did you say it was again?"
Stunned by response the corpse was speechless.So with no answer James shrugs his shoulders and leaves a couple of bucks on the counter for the candy and 20$ for the gas.Then started for his car.
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 24 at 05:24 UTC
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I didn't want that put into the story.But thats awesome.Nice save.
I really wanted the chainsaw guy from Resident evil to come out of the bathroom with his pants down and toilet paper all over him.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Jul 24 at 07:19 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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This is why AJ said "No havokk". Perhaps we should add "No jigsaw" to it too.
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2008 Jul 24 at 09:36 UTC
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Like I said..I Never Intended it to be put into the story.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Jul 24 at 12:38 UTC
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ahh havokk dont worry rodeos only being an ass case his panties are in a bundle and he's on his period
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 24 at 13:35 UTC
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DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker
2008 Jul 22 • 203
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One day James was driving home from work. He stopped at the gas station to get gas. He noticed that it was rather quiet out, and there seemed to be a noticable absense of people. Oblivious, he continued on to the store, peering inside, then stumbling back in horror. The entire kiosk was covered in blood, and little bits and pieces of flesh.James walked up to the counter and saw a corpse on top the counter.James looked at the candy below him and pulled up a bag of skittles of which blood dripped from its edges."You ganna buy those?" a voice said.James looked up quickly and was amazed to see the bloody corpse was standing and talking.He never noticed it get off the counter.His heart was thumping back and forth.The corpse started picking blood out of his nose and only gave a bloody stare.which James realized he had no eyes."Sure..?"In question James said.The corpse started punching numbers in on the register and looked at James and said."That will be a Life sentence.....IN HELL!"Not phased at all by the corpses words James pulles out his wallet and askes it "How much did you say it was again?"
Stunned by response the corpse was speechless.So with no answer James shrugs his shoulders and leaves a couple of bucks on the counter for the candy and 20$ for the gas.Then started for his car.The car died immediately and he said fuck it and started walking home. On his walk, he found that damn cat again! He went chasing after the cat with a shotgun.
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2008 Jul 24 at 17:47 UTC
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Ummmm.....Dave this is a differen story an different chrater and everthing 0.o
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 24 at 18:39 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Not that it particularly matters.
For your information, my period was two days ago.
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2008 Jul 24 at 23:13 UTC
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mabyeis not over yet
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 25 at 03:34 UTC
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If i continued with dave id end up making it stupid and cartoned and im not so...
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Jul 25 at 06:31 UTC
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who gives a shit letscontinue n see jut how fucked up this story gets
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 25 at 19:20 UTC
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eDan Co.
Mighty Typist
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
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One day James was driving home from work. He stopped at the gas station to get gas. He noticed that it was rather quiet out, and there seemed to be a noticable absense of people. Oblivious, he continued on to the store, peering inside, then stumbling back in horror. The entire kiosk was covered in blood, and little bits and pieces of flesh.James walked up to the counter and saw a corpse on top the counter.James looked at the candy below him and pulled up a bag of skittles of which blood dripped from its edges."You ganna buy those?" a voice said.James looked up quickly and was amazed to see the bloody corpse was standing and talking.He never noticed it get off the counter.His heart was thumping back and forth.The corpse started picking blood out of his nose and only gave a bloody stare.which James realized he had no eyes."Sure..?"In question James said.The corpse started punching numbers in on the register and looked at James and said."That will be a Life sentence.....IN HELL!"Not phased at all by the corpses words James pulles out his wallet and askes it "How much did you say it was again?"
Stunned by response the corpse was speechless.So with no answer James shrugs his shoulders and leaves a couple of bucks on the counter for the candy and 20$ for the gas.Then started for his car.The car died immediately and he said fuck it and started walking home. On his walk, he found that damn cat again! He went chasing after the cat with a shotgun.
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2008 Jul 25 at 19:27 UTC
— Ed. 2008 Jul 25 at 19:28 UTC
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One day James was driving home from work. He stopped at the gas station to get gas. He noticed that it was rather quiet out, and there seemed to be a noticable absense of people. Oblivious, he continued on to the store, peering inside, then stumbling back in horror. The entire kiosk was covered in blood, and little bits and pieces of flesh.James walked up to the counter and saw a corpse on top the counter.James looked at the candy below him and pulled up a bag of skittles of which blood dripped from its edges."You ganna buy those?" a voice said.James looked up quickly and was amazed to see the bloody corpse was standing and talking.He never noticed it get off the counter.His heart was thumping back and forth.The corpse started picking blood out of his nose and only gave a bloody stare.which James realized he had no eyes."Sure..?"In question James said.The corpse started punching numbers in on the register and looked at James and said."That will be a Life sentence.....IN HELL!"Not phased at all by the corpses words James pulles out his wallet and askes it "How much did you say it was again?"
Stunned by response the corpse was speechless.So with no answer James shrugs his shoulders and leaves a couple of bucks on the counter for the candy and 20$ for the gas.Then started for his car.The car died immediately and he said fuck it and started walking home. On his walk, he found that damn cat again! He went chasing after the cat with a shotgun.
He chases it down an alley with all his focus on the cat. suddenly the cat hops a fence. Not noticing James runs right into it. Unfortunatlly it was a barbed wire fence. So he sat there cut to shreds bleeding uncontrollably.and next he knows he blacks out.Later on he wakes up in a hospital. He looks around but its desserted so he has no idea how he got there or how he got all patched up.
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 25 at 20:45 UTC
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jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY
2007 May 27 • 1415
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One day James was driving home from work. He stopped at the gas station to get gas. He noticed that it was rather quiet out, and there seemed to be a noticable absense of people. Oblivious, he continued on to the store, peering inside, then stumbling back in horror. The entire kiosk was covered in blood, and little bits and pieces of flesh.James walked up to the counter and saw a corpse on top the counter.James looked at the candy below him and pulled up a bag of skittles of which blood dripped from its edges."You ganna buy those?" a voice said.James looked up quickly and was amazed to see the bloody corpse was standing and talking.He never noticed it get off the counter.His heart was thumping back and forth.The corpse started picking blood out of his nose and only gave a bloody stare.which James realized he had no eyes."Sure..?"In question James said.The corpse started punching numbers in on the register and looked at James and said."That will be a Life sentence.....IN HELL!"Not phased at all by the corpses words James pulles out his wallet and askes it "How much did you say it was again?"
Stunned by response the corpse was speechless.So with no answer James shrugs his shoulders and leaves a couple of bucks on the counter for the candy and 20$ for the gas.Then started for his car.The car died immediately and he said fuck it and started walking home. On his walk, he found that damn cat again! He went chasing after the cat with a shotgun.
He chases it down an alley with all his focus on the cat. suddenly the cat hops a fence. Not noticing James runs right into it. Unfortunatlly it was a barbed wire fence. So he sat there cut to shreds bleeding uncontrollably.and next he knows he blacks out.Later on he wakes up in a hospital. He looks around but its desserted so he has no idea how he got there or how he got all patched up. After awhile of deep thinking James saw a shadow past by. James yells "Who is there?!?!" but is left with no answer. Then James gets out of his bed and attempts to follow the shadow.
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2008 Jul 31 at 23:31 UTC
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