general_zim
Le Tigre

2006 Sep 1 • 549
16 ₧

I got a message today.

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Microsoft <update@microsoft.com> wrote:


Hello! Hackers discovered new bugs on Windows XP versions. Now, your computer is very vulnerable to this attacks,

that`s why Microsoft Corporation relased a new patch to protect your sistem!

If you do not install this patch, the hackers can attack your computer, break into your sistem and steal passwords

or secret informations. In USA over 11,000,000 computers were attacked! Those computers didn`t have installed

protection patch!

Please download the patch and install it on your computer now!

Follow one of next links to download the patch:

DOWNLOAD PATCH: => http: //jmaustin. com/patch. exe

DOWNLOAD PATCH: => http: //v31827.1blu. de/phpmyadmin/patch. exe

* * DO NOT IGNORE THIS MESSAGE * *

Thank you!



.....Seriously. It chock full of errors, and grammatical errors too. Plus, you can tell it's a virus download message.


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So, I respond with this:


no.





nice try.





I'm not an idiot. Microsoft doesn't send messages like: "OMG PLEASE DOWNLOAD THIS VIRUS IT'S ALL UPDATED AND STUFF IT FOUR J00/!!!!1 VIRUSES ARE ATTAKCINHG !!1ONE!11ONE IT'S NOT A VIROUS IT;S AN IMPORTANT THING DOWNLOADS IT NOW AND YOUR COMPUTER WON'T BE VUNERABLE NO MOARS!!!1ON!!11ONE!11SHIFT"







go die.





Reasons why I don't believe it:



1. Poor spelling and Grammar

2. Hackers discovered these things? That makes me suspicious to begin with.




My god.

molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens





2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧

I doubt the real address the mail came from was update@microsoft.com, so if you respond to update@mi... , they probably won't recieve it.

general_zim
Le Tigre

2006 Sep 1 • 549
16 ₧

I did. I know it wasn't automated. SOMEONE wrote it.



So, I hope the little douche got the message.

melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau


2005 Mar 22 • 12862
666 ₧

you should have gotten someone to trace and hack him.

general_zim
Le Tigre

2006 Sep 1 • 549
16 ₧

You're right...


damn.

CornJer
Metal does cocaine.


2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧

Better yet just whois the websites.

mrsticks
Wingus (Part of the Wingus and Dingus set)

2005 Sep 28 • -2485

i downloaded the link to the patch you had there and counterd it back to him. woo hoo

general_zim
Le Tigre

2006 Sep 1 • 549
16 ₧

YEY!!!


Let's have a big counter-attack partie!!!



I'll get the beer.

CornJer
Metal does cocaine.


2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧

I'll bring my 24 cans of soda.

...

Wait, no, I drank 7 of them yesterday. And 5 on saturday.

mrsticks
Wingus (Part of the Wingus and Dingus set)

2005 Sep 28 • -2485

that leaves........................ummmmmmmmmmmmmm uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ............................

13!!!!

now add ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ehhhhhhhhh....... 12 imaginary cans of soda

plus beer.

molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens





2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧

SuperJer Army?

SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6666

molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens





2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧

What else should it be? A guy typing those mails all day? :p
(That'd be a fun job, though)

mrsticks
Wingus (Part of the Wingus and Dingus set)

2005 Sep 28 • -2485

beer

melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau


2005 Mar 22 • 12862
666 ₧

find out if they have forums. if ive learned anything from this place its that we are very good at destroying stuff.