So I was reading this on NotAlwaysRight: notalwaysright.com/losing-their-marbles/12249
It mentions a "marble slab creamery." So I wondered if that was Cold Stone or something actually called Marble Slab. Sure enough, Marble Slab Creamery is a real shop.
And I was like, well I've never heard of that
before. So I went to their website
to see if there are any in my state (Washington).
And sure enough there is exactly one
. So I look at the Google map for it. And it's a map with my house right in the middle. My house.
So I thought, well that's a weird bug, it's showing me my house instead of the Marble Slab.
But it wasn't a bug. The shop is 400 meters from my house.
And I live in the middle of nowhere. I've just never noticed it before.