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THE GAME
Rule 1:
Everyone is playing the game. They always have been and always will be. Participation in a game requires neither consent nor awareness of its existence.
Only when someone has told you about The Game does it become possible to lose, unless you independently create The Game.
The creator of The Game was the first person to realise that he was playing, and was therefore the first person to lose.
Variations:
You only begin playing The Game when you become aware of its existence.
You may choose to not play The Game.
Rule 2:
Whenever you think about The Game you lose
Rule 3:
Loss must be announced.
This is the only rule that can be broken.
You must tell everyone you can that you have lost.
It is possible to explain The Game to someone without realising that you have lost. Whether this counts as cheating or not depends on your interpretation of Rule 2.
Variations:
Upon loss you must explain the rules of The Game to anyone who is unaware of them.
A warning is required before explaining The Game to others.
Every loss must be announced to at least one person.
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2009 Jan 27 at 04:50 UTC
— Ed. 2009 Jan 27 at 04:51 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5046
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Wow, you're really behind the times, aren't you.
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2009 Jan 27 at 08:17 UTC
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I don't remember authorizing this. At all.
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2009 Jan 27 at 08:24 UTC
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No I just wanted to post the rules here so anyone who didn't know about it does now and is playing :D
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2009 Jan 28 at 19:21 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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On the other hand, fuck you.
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2009 Jan 29 at 00:05 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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Down Rodeo said: On the other hand, fuck you.
I don't even have to read what he said to agree with that.
As atojason said, one, you're really behind the times now, two, fucking cut that shit out.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2009 Jan 29 at 03:11 UTC
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Down Rodeo said: On the other hand, fuck you.
And on the third hand fuck your mom!
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2009 Jan 29 at 21:50 UTC
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I think i lost....
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that 
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2009 Jan 29 at 22:15 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
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Jigsaw threatening to fuck Down Rodeo's mom causes Havok to lose the game. Any game.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2009 Jan 29 at 22:17 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Particularly the "fuck my mother first" game.
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2009 Jan 29 at 22:22 UTC
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
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Are you trying to tell me that you weren't conceived immaculately? I've lost all respect for you.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2009 Jan 30 at 05:01 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Hey, in theory I might still have been. I was born nineteen years ago... that's a lot of time for further action. Are we to assume Mary and Joseph, traumatised by immaculate conception and having the son of god and whatever, ne'er got it on?
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2009 Jan 30 at 15:32 UTC
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Um..... say again. I did't quite catch that.
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2009 Feb 1 at 14:14 UTC
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Wtf is this so called The Game. i dont get. Dont start shouting. I dont know realy. XD 
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2009 Feb 1 at 16:01 UTC
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KnightOfH3ll said: Wtf is this so called The Game. i dont get. Dont start shouting. I dont know realy. XD Wow, I think we have a winner! Congratulations man, that's great! 
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
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2009 Feb 1 at 17:10 UTC
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jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY
2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧
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Mate de Vita said: Wow, I think we have a winner! Congratulations man, that's great! And as soon as you posted this you have lost the game and I have lost so many times that I am the new winner!
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2009 Feb 1 at 22:11 UTC
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jrkookid said: Mate de Vita said: Wow, I think we have a winner! Congratulations man, that's great! And as soon as you posted this you have lost the game and I have lost so many times that I am the new winner!
If one person wins, all the other contestants automatically lose the game so you lose as well even though you're the winner.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
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2009 Feb 2 at 13:46 UTC
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jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY
2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧
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Mate de Vita said: If one person wins, all the other contestants automatically lose the game so you lose as well even though you're the winner.
Dumbass.
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2009 Feb 4 at 04:37 UTC
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Down Rodeo said: On the other hand, fuck you.
but i need that hand to bitch slap the winner 
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2009 Feb 4 at 05:31 UTC
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