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SuperJer has taught me many things.

SuperJer has taught me many things.

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aaronjer
*****'n Admin

2005 Mar 21 • 5046
1,227 ₧

Among them are that:

Girls Quietly Milk Girls
Shifty Cop Has Been Shooting The Portugese
Unpopular Salesman Slowly Starves
Hormonal Ferret Owner Has Been Assaulting Police Officers
Large Pizza Crushes Saudi Arabia
Confused Child Messes Up

and of course my all time favorite...

Insane Robot Has Been Disemboweling Disabled Kids

Headline generators are the 2nd most hilarious thing in the world after me.

I also got Insane Robot Unexpectedly Amputates Mayor and almost immediately afterward Ferocious Murderers To Worship Insane Robot.

It's turning into a whole insane robot bonanza!

...OMG! I just got Magical Cowboy Hat Decapitates Well-liked Man

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2008 Mar 27 at 08:53 UTC — Ed. 2008 Mar 27 at 09:17 UTC

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

I'd ask but... no, probably not a good idea. And those headlines... I don't know if they'd get onto the front page of The News of the World, but then that's because they'd probably be trying to get something about breasts in there instead...

NO Havokk. Bad :p

I give a little into the moment like I'm standing at the edge (I know)
That no-one's gonna turn me 'round
Just one more step, I could let go

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2008 Mar 27 at 10:02 UTC

molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧

Is that some place on the interwebs where you can generate those?

LET LOVE REIGN

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2008 Mar 28 at 14:41 UTC

SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6666

polesocking.com/headlines/

I get bored and change the rules from time to time and add new words, so expect it to break.

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2008 Mar 28 at 18:28 UTC — Ed. 2008 Mar 28 at 18:28 UTC

CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧

Quote:

Girl Professionally Milks Deli Owner

Heh... Heheh....

If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.

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2008 Mar 28 at 23:18 UTC

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

Quote:

"Backwards Fish Slowly Shoots Vocal Hole" has failed because:

I give a little into the moment like I'm standing at the edge (I know)
That no-one's gonna turn me 'round
Just one more step, I could let go

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2008 Mar 29 at 01:12 UTC — Ed. 2008 Mar 29 at 01:31 UTC

molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧

I'm still wondering what pole socking is all about, haha.

LET LOVE REIGN

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2008 Mar 29 at 18:31 UTC

CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧

Yeah, I've always wondered what the hell it was too.

And that last one was damn funny.

If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.

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2008 Apr 2 at 19:14 UTC

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧

PornJer said:

"HEADLINE:Britney Spears going Lesbian at Rehab?
"The Bald bitch started flashing her tits everywhere in the girls showers,"said employee Madelin Duncan"She pulled out a dildo and called it her:Little Dickie and got all the girls to Join.I mean what a sick bitch!!!The workers even joined, the Janitor video taped it.It was so sick,but Little Dickie felt so good...."

Well thats the story on that, and back to you Pornjer!

Thats Lovely Brock she has small tits though..I wonder how she fucked for twins.Well this is Channel 11D7 Porn team.I'm Pornjer and goodnight

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Down Rodeo said:

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-_- o_0 :D

Make awkward sexual advances, not war.

Down Rodeo said:

Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that

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2008 Apr 2 at 23:15 UTC — Ed. 2008 Apr 3 at 01:37 UTC

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