aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧

I had a dream where I was this weird sorta demon guy and I was fighting angels. Fucking angels. Now I hate angels even when I'm awake. I could post the whole story if anyone cares to read it (ahah! [ahahaha! {aha... ahem... wooooo...}]).

In a later continuation of that dream, I ended up killing some woman and then beating the shit out of her sister. I thought it was HILARIOUS in the dream... but I feel really bad about it now... is that weird?

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧

That you felt bad about beating a woman? Yeah that is weird...

(not actually a horrible monster, but really couldn't help the response)


(seriously, going to hell)

$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic


2005 Mar 23 • 585
34 ₧

u need help

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧

oh not really, i'm just willing to go that extra mile for a truly horrible and politically incorrect joke every once in a while

$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic


2005 Mar 23 • 585
34 ₧

i had another wierd dream i parked my skoda then i stuck a can of cola to a wall with blue tac

Theou Aegis
2005 Apr 23 • 100
33 ₧

"Yo, Hero. I'm pregnant now, thanks to you."
"You're welcome."
"No, no. I want you to help care for the child."
"...You're welcome."
"Are you even listening to me? I want some fucking child support!"
"Ah! What's that? My hero senses are tingling! I think I hear a raft full of Hooters waitresses caught in rapids!"
"Fuck your hero se--HEY COME BACK HERE! I"M TALKING TO YOU, DAMMIT!"

Now if Aaron was willing to go in drag, he might have been able to score some rescue poon from the rugmunchers... But alas, poor Aaron couldn't get some in his dreams.

Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧

What? You mean this guy?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tito
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧

Whoa, wait, it wasn't this guy?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tito_Puente