HOT TO DEATH

HOT TO DEATH

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phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 905
17 ₧
Halfway between sleep deprivation and caffeine overdose, not as perfect a balance as it might sound. Less like a coiled spring ready to pounce into action at a moment's notice, more like a rope pulled taut, ready to snap at any second....
BOO
 
 
 
2010 Jun 28 at 10:13 PDT
buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧
caffeine? Not good enough. Roll a dice:
1:Speed
2:Cocaine
3:LSD
4:Heroine
5:Coleneuramide
6:Toxin

I have no idea what 5 does... And toxin since I don't bother anymore .

edit: Wiki: Coleneuramide: Other name for the same thing: Coeleteramide: "animals were stimulated to emit light."
Today's post brought to you by the letter: "heck".
 
 
 
2010 Jun 28 at 10:30 PDT — Ed. 2010 Jun 28 at 10:31 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
LSD? Why the hell would you substitute that for caffine? lmao
He wants to be awake, not trippin balls.
 
 
 
2010 Jun 28 at 10:50 PDT
phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 905
17 ₧
Rockbomb said:
LSD? Why the hell would you substitute that for caffine? lmao
He wants to be awake, not trippin balls.

Have you tried sleeping on LSD? IMPOSSIBLE!
BOO
 
 
 
2010 Jun 28 at 14:38 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
phoenix_r said:
Rockbomb said:
LSD? Why the hell would you substitute that for caffine? lmao
He wants to be awake, not trippin balls.

Have you tried sleeping on LSD? IMPOSSIBLE!

Yeah but I'm sure you're wanting to stay awake for a reason, you're not gonna get shit done if you're too busy worried about the plants that are talking to you

And no, I've never tried it.
And I know this might sound stupid, but eat a lot of fruit, apples especially. There are lots of natural sugar, so you'll get the energy without any crash... and its a shitload healthier than cocaine and heroin. Granted, you're not gonna stay awake for a week straight on an apple binge, but it'll help.
 
 
 
2010 Jun 28 at 15:15 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6629
You're a patsy for the apple commission aren't you?!?!

Who do you work for?!
 
 
 
2010 Jun 28 at 18:00 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
 
2010 Jun 28 at 18:05 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6629
Sorry I'll change it:

Who does work you do get done worked for?!
 
 
 
2010 Jun 28 at 19:22 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧
You should use a 'whom' for this. George Clooney never uses a 'whom'. It'll clear up all confusion. Like this:

Can we know whom it is you work for?
 
 
 
2010 Jun 29 at 01:32 PDT — Ed. 2010 Jun 29 at 01:32 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
It's quite obvious he's the one who assigns colors to the new guys who join on this forum
Free Steam Games
 
 
 
2010 Jun 29 at 03:15 PDT
buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧
Am I the only one concerned about the fact that if you give nr 5 to animals and ... Stimulates... Them, they start to glow?

And LSD isn't fun. It's boring. Being as boring as I am, I went out flying. Fun, yeah really, if I wouldn't have been stopped by the wall of smoke that spoke to me of how much better McCain would be than Obama I felt bad. Then, I had a weird vision of me running around on a grassy ground thingy with a machine gun and killed a bunch of flowers, singing "We are family".

Then, I took some online cartoons, grinded them down, snorted it up, fell asleep and woke up at the police department. I then knew, I would only take online comics as drugs.
Today's post brought to you by the letter: "heck".
 
 
 
2010 Jun 30 at 16:10 PDT — Ed. 2010 Jun 30 at 16:11 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
 
2010 Jun 30 at 16:19 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
Your avatar is crazy sick (not in a good way).
 
 
 
2010 Jun 30 at 16:24 PDT
buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧
sprinkles said:
Your avatar is crazy sick (not in a good way).

Guess you mean me, since nobody else changes their avatar around here .

Curses, Rockbomb!

Well, it's the most sexual and displeasing picture I could find that wouldn't get me banned. Atleast not directly. If you couldn't tell, her nipples are pierced as well.
And if I used a picture even remotely close to what I think of in real life, atleast 2 of you guys would come to my place. My mom wouldn't like that . And you would scare away my imaginary girlfriend. And you would probably steal my entire stash!
Today's post brought to you by the letter: "heck".
 
 
 
2010 Jun 30 at 16:32 PDT — Ed. 2010 Jun 30 at 17:14 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
buq25 said:
sprinkles said:
Your avatar is crazy sick (not in a good way).

Guess you mean me, since nobody else changes their avatar around here .

Curses, Rockbomb!

Well, it's the most sexual and displeasing picture I could find that wouldn't get me banned. Atleast not directly. If you couldn't tell, her nipples are pierced as well.
And if I used a picture even remotely close to what I think of in real life, atleast 2 of you guys would come to my place. My mom wouldn't like that . And you would scare away my imaginary girlfriend. And you would probably steal my entire stash!


Do you keep 'her' in the closet?
 
 
 
2010 Jun 30 at 17:47 PDT
buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧
sprinkles said:
buq25 said:
sprinkles said:
Your avatar is crazy sick (not in a good way).

Guess you mean me, since nobody else changes their avatar around here .

Curses, Rockbomb!

Well, it's the most sexual and displeasing picture I could find that wouldn't get me banned. Atleast not directly. If you couldn't tell, her nipples are pierced as well.
And if I used a picture even remotely close to what I think of in real life, atleast 2 of you guys would come to my place. My mom wouldn't like that . And you would scare away my imaginary girlfriend. And you would probably steal my entire stash!


Do you keep 'her' in the closet?

Yes. I haven't left it yet.
Edit: "It" refers to the closet. Just realised I just called mesulf gay.
Today's post brought to you by the letter: "heck".
 
 
 
2010 Jun 30 at 18:02 PDT — Ed. 2010 Jun 30 at 18:04 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
 
2010 Jun 30 at 18:04 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
buq25 said:

And if I used a picture even remotely close to what I think of in real life, atleast 2 of you guys would come to my place.

This what you had in mind?
 
 
 
2010 Jul 1 at 00:31 PDT
jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧
buq25 said:
Edit: "It" refers to the closet. Just realised I just called mesulf gay.


You finally came out of the closet.
 
 
 
2010 Jul 5 at 12:19 PDT
buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧
jrkookid said:
buq25 said:
Edit: "It" refers to the closet. Just realised I just called mesulf gay.


You finally came out of the closet.


... Opened the door, came, closed the door.
Today's post brought to you by the letter: "heck".
 
 
 
2010 Jul 9 at 15:20 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6629
It's more polite to close the door, come, and open the door.

Take it from me.

No, really. Take it from me.
 
 
 
2010 Jul 9 at 22:13 PDT
buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧
superjer said:
It's more polite to close the door, come, and open the door.

Take it from me.

No, really. Take it from me.


Why would I like to take yours when I can produce my own well enough? And I usually have the door closed so it's kinda har to close it then.
Today's post brought to you by the letter: "heck".
 
 
 
2010 Jul 10 at 05:08 PDT
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