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I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.
I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.
So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.
I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.
Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.
Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?
OR
Pack my stuff and be on my way.
Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.
http://tinyurl.com/m63jx4
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2010 Mar 11 at 14:22 UTC
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Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)
2009 Nov 14 • 2045
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2010 Mar 11 at 15:12 UTC
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You cut her up and ate her!? 
Anyways, you should sleep with your mom and make it even.
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2010 Mar 11 at 18:33 UTC
— Ed. 2010 Mar 11 at 18:35 UTC
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sprinkles said: Anyways, you should sleep with your mom and make it even.
Thats just wrong.
No, hire a gay guy to fuck him while he sleeping.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that 
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2010 Mar 12 at 00:16 UTC
— Ed. 2010 Mar 12 at 00:17 UTC
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wow your girl frend is hot 
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2010 Mar 12 at 01:09 UTC
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SolidKAYOS said: sprinkles said: Anyways, you should sleep with your mom and make it even.
Thats just wrong.
No, hire a gay guy to fuck him while he sleeping.
And, what I said was wrong?
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2010 Mar 12 at 01:52 UTC
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jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY
2007 May 27 • 1415
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Your GF is name George?
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2010 Mar 12 at 02:23 UTC
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jrkookid said: Your GF is name George?
No you dumbass.
His GF's name is Curious George.
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2010 Mar 12 at 03:24 UTC
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Delicious copypasta is delicious.
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2010 Mar 12 at 08:17 UTC
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molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens
2005 May 2 • 2066
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It's Gorgeous George, actually.
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2010 Mar 12 at 11:16 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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Killer-Duck said: Delicious copypasta is delicious.
wow! the return of the spam bot! as with sloth, we all understand your a sad sloth, but thats not the only grill in the world! im sure a microwave is better
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2010 Mar 12 at 12:41 UTC
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SRAW said: Killer-Duck said: Delicious copypasta is delicious.
wow! the return of the spam bot! as with sloth, we all understand your a sad sloth, but thats not the only grill in the world! im sure a microwave is better How the fuck is a microwave better than a grill?
Microwaves don't even cook things.
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2010 Mar 12 at 17:46 UTC
— Ed. 2010 Mar 12 at 17:46 UTC
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I always knew sloth was a little on the edge of the closet door
melloyellow582 said: I post sometimes, to make a point.
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2010 Mar 13 at 04:11 UTC
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jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY
2007 May 27 • 1415
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It's all about two sticks baby!
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2010 Mar 13 at 08:17 UTC
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Killer-Duck said: Delicious copypasta is delicious.
wow *kd post in other page*
melloyellow582 said: I post sometimes, to make a point.
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2010 Mar 13 at 09:49 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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yeah i think its kd 4th post outside of hammer
kd's first was saying "i dont get it"
second was "you have a penis"
3rd was some solution in the programming section
congrats! kd
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2010 Mar 13 at 10:01 UTC
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SRAW said: yeah i think its kd 4th post outside of hammer
kd's first was saying "i dont get it"
second was "you have a penis"
3rd was some solution in the programming section
congrats! kd
There was another one, something about ihateaaron.com or something.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
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2010 Mar 13 at 11:26 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5046
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And yet... he's never posted in the secret trucks...
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2010 Mar 14 at 05:21 UTC
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Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.
2009 Dec 13 • 567
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i lol'd
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