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A black person walked into a bar. A white person approached him and said "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK.
When you are born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Just thought I'd post this. Don't ask why. Or else...
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2009 Apr 14 at 18:16 UTC
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molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens
2005 May 2 • 2066
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Heh, this is pretty clever.
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2009 Apr 14 at 18:50 UTC
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ha never thought of it that way even thou i aint black or white
melloyellow582 said: I post sometimes, to make a point.
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2009 Apr 14 at 19:57 UTC
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i heard it before but it still made me laugh to hear it again
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that 
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2009 Apr 15 at 00:17 UTC
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FallingShit
"title" fuck shit stack"?"
2008 Jul 11 • 226
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LOLS 
de shit heeft getroffen de ventilator
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2009 May 15 at 15:36 UTC
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eDan Co.
Mighty Typist
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
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FallingShit said: LOLS I'm in the middle of reading all of your new posts, but so far things are not looking too good for your password.
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2009 May 16 at 11:41 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Ah, Edan, if it were ever possible for a man to love an admin, I'm stopping this sentence RIGHT HERE.
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2009 May 16 at 11:52 UTC
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Who is that?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2009 May 16 at 14:14 UTC
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Havokk Edge said: Who is that?
Who do you think it is?
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2009 May 16 at 20:03 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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I think he wondered if an admin had ended my sentence declaring undying love for Edan prematurely but no, it was always like that.
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2009 May 16 at 20:26 UTC
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I want my answer
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2009 May 16 at 22:28 UTC
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no....
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2009 May 17 at 07:05 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Havokk Edge said: I want my answer
We're not entirely sure what the question is bucko and I don't think 42 fits...
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2009 May 17 at 12:02 UTC
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molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens
2005 May 2 • 2066
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I'm unsure as well where the question was pointing at.
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2009 May 17 at 12:49 UTC
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Down Rodeo said: I don't think 42 fits...
lol  You think he's a mouse?
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2009 May 17 at 16:57 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Maybe we should cut Edan's head open!
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2009 May 17 at 20:16 UTC
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Havokk Edge said: Who is that?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2009 May 17 at 20:25 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Havokk Edge said: Havokk Edge said: Who is that?
Who is who? Name the person you're asking about! Say which post you are referencing!
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2009 May 17 at 20:27 UTC
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the_cloud_system said: no....
im sorey if i didnt make it clear
hell no
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2009 May 17 at 21:59 UTC
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eDan Co.
Mighty Typist
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
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Down Rodeo said: Maybe we should cut Edan's head open!
Did I not get something? 
Also, Havokk, who the hell are you talking about?
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2009 May 18 at 06:24 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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eDan Co. said: Did I not get something?
It depends how much of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (a trilogy in five parts) you have read/listened to/watched. When I say watched, I mean the TV series, because there was no movie. Nope. None at all.
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2009 May 18 at 11:08 UTC
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molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens
2005 May 2 • 2066
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There was a movie and I quite liked it. You probably neglect it because of not-likeing though, eh?
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2009 May 18 at 13:29 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Nope, definitely no Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie... There was some kind of movie about not being funny in space a few years ago but nope, no h2g2.
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2009 May 18 at 13:52 UTC
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Down Rodeo said: (a trilogy in five parts)
Actually there are 6 parts.
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2009 May 18 at 14:48 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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The Salmon of doubt? From what I've seen of that, it was Dirk Gently, but might not have ended that way...
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