YO MOMMA JOKES

YO MOMMA JOKES

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SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
Free Steam Games
 
 
 
2008 May 30 at 12:20 UTC
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Seriously Dude....
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
2008 May 30 at 16:30 UTC
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
hahahahahaha... *15 minutes of laughing*
That's what you're gonna be saying to asshat from now on?
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2008 May 30 at 16:33 UTC
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Who's asshat?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
2008 May 30 at 17:05 UTC
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
SRAW.
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2008 May 30 at 17:06 UTC
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
mmmmm maybey.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
2008 May 30 at 17:10 UTC
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Seriously Asshat... Wtf?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
2008 May 30 at 17:14 UTC
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
THIS IS A RETARDED TRUCK
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
 
2008 May 30 at 17:26 UTC
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
It's retarded because asshat opened it.
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2008 May 30 at 17:37 UTC
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
its retarded because edan said its retarded
Free Steam Games
 
 
 
2008 May 31 at 04:06 UTC
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
xXJigsaw23Xx said:
THIS IS A RETARDED TRUCK


SRAW said:
its retarded because edan said its retarded


Oh, really?
I rest my asshat.
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2008 May 31 at 09:39 UTC
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
THATS ITS I'M CLOSING THIS TRUCK!*Shuts truck door*
*locks*

*Closed*
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
2008 May 31 at 09:49 UTC
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
*breaks in and steals things from SRAW's wallet*
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2008 May 31 at 10:21 UTC
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
*knocks Edan to the ground*
*Edan cries for mama*
Free Steam Games
 
 
 
2008 Jun 1 at 05:18 UTC
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 22 • 12862
666 ₧
i wish i was a mod.
 
 
 
2008 Jun 1 at 05:26 UTC
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
I never though id say this.But i wish mello wuz on the mod team.Or that i really did close it.
>_<
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
2008 Jun 1 at 08:01 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5105
1,227 ₧
Sometimes wishes come true. If you fuck anything up, I'll kill you.
 
 
 
2008 Jun 1 at 13:33 UTC — Ed. 2008 Jun 1 at 13:43 UTC
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Congrats Mello! Mellos profile: Groups Administrators, Gameserver Admins
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
2008 Jun 1 at 15:02 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Lucky bastard.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2008 Jun 1 at 17:56 UTC
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 22 • 12862
666 ₧
feel the power.
 
 
 
2008 Jun 1 at 19:08 UTC
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
I have a good way to insult people. It has to hit them by surprise.
It works like this: Any time someone suggests something, you say what he just said, but with the main idea of the suggestion replaced with "shut (the fuck) up" or "ugly".

Examples:
Annoying Person: "Do you wanna hang out in the mall?"
You: "Do you wanna SHUT THE FUCK UP!?"

Annoying Person: "Stop being so mean to me."
You: "Stop being so UGLY!"

When used properly, this technique can be lethal.
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2008 Jun 1 at 20:32 UTC
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
Why not be nice? You can get more with a kind word than an insult.

But then you get more with a kind word than a gun than either of those.
 
 
 
2008 Jun 1 at 22:10 UTC
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Be both.If you likem be nice.You hatem BE FUCKING EVIL!
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
2008 Jun 1 at 22:16 UTC
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
OH SHIT!!!!!!
I was sure I posted this in plz give me advice on to insult people!!
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2008 Jun 2 at 06:26 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5105
1,227 ₧
So, anyway. Mello, when somebody (SRAW, Havokk, Jiggles) posts a firetruck that's about as meaningful as this one, you can go ahead and delete it. You can also edit people's posts to make them look stupid, assuming they aren't me. If you give out points I'll hurt you (This does NOT mean you can't take them away, you can pretty much just sack SRAW for points at any time), and you can pretty much go ahead and change people's titles and names whenever they deserve it, or when it would be really funny... as you seem to already understand.

Also, you can change anyone's post count to any number you desire if they ever declare anything about their number of posts. You're also allowed to change my number of posts to 1337 at any time.
 
 
 
2008 Jun 3 at 04:22 UTC — Ed. 2008 Jun 3 at 04:25 UTC
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