What is Britain like

What is Britain like

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$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic

Shotgun Headshot Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 585
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the other day a foriener came up to me and asked
"What is britain like?"
i had to stop and think to myself what is britain like and i said well it's alright really we have nectar points they are quite handy.....
eh we have strong south easternly winds which renders 52% of our days over cast which enfuses a whistful meloncholly into the nation but we remain a chirpy nation due to mild eccentricity liberal use of alcohol and casual violence.
and if all else fails we always have Argos.
(in a golem voice) with the laminated book of dreams
you know why it's laminated don't you
(in a golem voice) to catch the tears of joy
it is like the ultimate betting shop
(in a golem voice)with the tiny pens and the slips of paper
but everyone is a winner

then the person asked what religion is britain
well there is religion obviously though most people when pressed will say jedi.

and then he asked what are our crops our crops!
well i don't know ehh wheat cabbage sunny d marmite i don't know we don't havest them we just go to the super market and beep thats it really

after that they asked me if i was an optimist
and i said i hope so ahh you see

then they say is the glass half full or half empty
and i say it depends is it liquid?
gravel perhaps?
blood mabey?
is it used for sacrificial purposes?

then they say never mind we'll ask someone else.
sorry i'm not intimidated by your stupidity http://www.whiteninjacomics.com
 
 
 
2005 Nov 9 at 11:41 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
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I lived in London for several months and not once did I see a blue sky.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2005 Nov 9 at 20:22 UTC
$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic

Shotgun Headshot Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 585
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really ever travel to ireland?
sorry i'm not intimidated by your stupidity http://www.whiteninjacomics.com
 
 
 
2005 Nov 10 at 09:19 UTC
echidna3
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Most Australian Medal
2005 Apr 4 • -201
fucking britain has a fucking monarchy. and they impose their fancy-shmancy "commonwealth" on our beautiful country. LEAVE US ALONE BRITAIN - you colonised us, no we are fine to survive on our own. AUSTRALIA SHOULD BECOME A REPUBLIC
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Nov 15 at 12:38 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
Nah, I almost visited Dublin a couple of years back, but decided against it because I didn't think I could afford it. Of course, later on, it turned out that I could've so...
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
2005 Nov 16 at 03:58 UTC
$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic

Shotgun Headshot Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 585
34 ₧
oh kewl of you ever do tell me and i'll show u round
oh and mo if we did not colonise you you would either be aberigian or english anyway so stop complainin
sorry i'm not intimidated by your stupidity http://www.whiteninjacomics.com
 
 
 
2005 Nov 16 at 13:57 UTC
echidna3
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2005 Apr 4 • -201
the word is aboriginal, and if you didnt colonise us, we couldve been colonised by any one. Britain wasnt the only country looking for another country to steal
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Nov 17 at 12:32 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Damned Europieans.

This forum is filled with 'em.

ERADICATE THEM ALL!!!!
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2005 Nov 17 at 22:47 UTC
Covernant
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Expert Rifleman Medal
2005 Aug 7 • 385
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Now i know why ur always hostile to my posts its not because u personaly hate me hell no u even dont kno me and its all because u just hate everything european.
 
 
 
2005 Nov 18 at 09:53 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Fucking Europiean.

Go back to your continent and commit more genocide.

It can be amusing, like listening to Pearl Jam - Bugs
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2005 Nov 19 at 05:47 UTC
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 21 • 6660
What the fuck?

Europe? I mean reeeeeally...

What the hell of any value or good has happened in Europe in the last 300 years? I'll tell you: nothing. Jack not even no shit nothing nil nada zero. That's what.

Fucking Europe.

And don't even get me started about France. Even if the rest of Europe was like pure awesome made out of money and hot sex Europe would still be licking shit-crusted pennies out of a poopditch because it contains France.

Nice work, France.
 
 
 
2005 Nov 19 at 09:01 UTC
Covernant
SJA: Sniper (P.L.Z.)
Expert Rifleman Medal
2005 Aug 7 • 385
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u know actualy france sucks and the only normal places are Germany and G.B ...And in europe we have hot chicks and loads of them are blonds
 
 
 
2005 Nov 19 at 15:02 UTC
echidna3
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2005 Apr 4 • -201
wrong, as usual. Germany, until recently, was far from normal. and Gb is not normal, far from it. have you ever had a sunny day? btw, australia has more hot blondes
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Nov 21 at 12:21 UTC
Covernant
SJA: Sniper (P.L.Z.)
Expert Rifleman Medal
2005 Aug 7 • 385
29 ₧
Thats the thing u live in austraia u dont know anything about what going on in europe and that stupid france is on riot.
 
 
 
2005 Nov 21 at 13:04 UTC
$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic

Shotgun Headshot Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 585
34 ₧
hmm a man from N.I. made that electric machine for starting the heart oh and the SAS was formed and they trained delta force so something good has come from europe
plus other stuff like tanks which we made oh to hell with europe who needs EUROS sterling is good enough for me
sorry i'm not intimidated by your stupidity http://www.whiteninjacomics.com
 
 
 
2005 Nov 23 at 11:22 UTC
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 21 • 6660
It's called a defibrillator and it doesn't start the heart, it stops it.

Hearts automatically reboot when you shut them down.

Unless you're already dead and then it doesn't really do anything.
 
 
 
2005 Nov 23 at 21:40 UTC
Covernant
SJA: Sniper (P.L.Z.)
Expert Rifleman Medal
2005 Aug 7 • 385
29 ₧
actualy estonia was the original maker of waterscooters and some stupid russian moron stoled the patent .
 
 
 
2005 Nov 23 at 21:57 UTC
echidna3
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2005 Apr 4 • -201
who gives a fuck. you were all probably part of the USSR when the thing was invented, so it wasnt anyones in the first place. it was EVERYONES!
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Nov 25 at 11:27 UTC
Covernant
SJA: Sniper (P.L.Z.)
Expert Rifleman Medal
2005 Aug 7 • 385
29 ₧
well i dont give a shit about ussr because it sucked and i hate fcking russians well not all of em only some .
 
 
 
2005 Nov 25 at 16:57 UTC
echidna3
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2005 Apr 4 • -201
u have a very narrow mind
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Nov 26 at 01:05 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
What happened to the discussion about defiberators?

I like defibllators!!
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2005 Nov 26 at 21:45 UTC
$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic

Shotgun Headshot Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 585
34 ₧
yes a man from N.I. invented it therefore saving your fat american asses soooo many times thus proving something good can come from europe.
sorry i'm not intimidated by your stupidity http://www.whiteninjacomics.com
 
 
 
2005 Nov 30 at 11:25 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Truth be told, that is really a shock.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
2005 Nov 30 at 14:15 UTC
echidna3
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2005 Apr 4 • -201
how about you fucking burn dburnell. one excellent thing came from europe - australians!
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
2005 Dec 5 at 06:36 UTC
$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic

Shotgun Headshot Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 585
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OMG
oh and sandwhiches can from england
sorry i'm not intimidated by your stupidity http://www.whiteninjacomics.com
 
 
 
2005 Dec 6 at 09:50 UTC
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