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You know much it sucks to have my gfs mom see this forum?Doesnt seem like she cared though....
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that 
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2009 Apr 14 at 17:20 PDT
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aaronjer
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Why in the world would that matter? This forum is pretty tame.
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2009 Apr 14 at 19:07 PDT
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eDan Co.
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You have a girlfriend?!
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2009 Apr 22 at 06:47 PDT
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Ya for 3 weeks and 1 day now.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2009 Apr 22 at 13:33 PDT
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Have you touched her boobs?
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2009 Apr 22 at 16:58 PDT
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aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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WTF, Mello. She doesn't have boobs, she's 10.
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2009 Apr 22 at 20:35 PDT
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Oh, right.
Have you put it in her yet?
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2009 Apr 22 at 20:38 PDT
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aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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That's more like it.
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2009 Apr 22 at 20:39 PDT
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actually shes 14 and no...shes offended by sex jokes and cuss words which i have no problem with not saying.She not one of those skanky sluts i pulled outta my own school we are dating over xbl and i went on a date with her just last week. shes awesome.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2009 Apr 23 at 14:38 PDT
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aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4940
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Offended by sex jokes and fuck yous? Wow... lol... you're gonna start hating that.
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2009 Apr 23 at 19:15 PDT
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eDan Co.
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2007 Sep 24 • 2921
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Not too long ago I was in the exact same situation... You'll soon see how awesome it is to talk with a girl about her vagina tasting weird.
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2009 Apr 24 at 02:16 PDT
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eDan Co. said: Not too long ago I was in the exact same situation... You'll soon see how awesome it is to talk with a girl about her vagina tasting weird.
What?
Anyways i dont mind not talking about sex or anything like that actually.But...i had to tell her what a erection was so i may end up teaching her sex ed.(lol)But shes just awesome. and i dont want to think about sex all my life anyways.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2009 Apr 24 at 14:07 PDT
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aaronjer
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I wasn't implying that you were going to be talking about sex and and dropping f-bombs left and right... it's just that people getting offended by dumb shit like that gets really old really fast.
In the worst cases you'll just be yelling out a normal every day "God damn it!" because you stubbed your toe or something, and then some asshole Mormon has the cojones to say, "I'M A MORMON AND I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU SAY GOD AROUND ME" and then I have to be all like "GO EAT A DICK". I'm not saying your girlfriend is Mormon, but still, it's pretty annoying when people can't just tolerate what's happening around them and they feel the compulsion to complain about something that doesn't even matter.
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2009 Apr 25 at 00:39 PDT
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1.You're dating over XBL? As in X Box Live?!
2.Almost to the 2 month point, still hittin' it?
3.Pics or she doesn't exist period
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2009 May 27 at 05:34 PDT
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Actually we broke up long back in ...end of may i think. and ya shes real i met her. Ya After awhile only hearing about twilight and couldn't be dirty at all got tiresome.She ended up kinda psycho for me. Now im with a girl thats dirty like me :) Its fun... If you havent you guys shd rlly look into getting a blowjob they are beautiful.
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2009 Oct 12 at 14:20 PDT
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aaronjer
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Honestly, I found sex to be only mildly entertaining and not nearly as interesting as everyone made it out to be. It was like... maybe, 10% better than porn and had WAAAY too much extra bullshit to deal with. And trust me, I've had girlfriends that do everything.
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2009 Oct 12 at 20:12 PDT
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I can understand that. I wish mine did everything. She wont let me eat her out and it makes meh sad. Funny cause shes bi though. She also like really paranoid that parents ganna walk in on a locked door...then again i also dont wanna rush her but theres always more things to do than just fucking.
I can kinda careless about the sex for now. If she will give me a blowjob im a happy camper. 
I get to show her my collection of Hentai tomorrow shes never seen hentai and shes curious.
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2009 Oct 15 at 19:23 PDT
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Awkward. I mean I can handle talking about sex, but I jus' imagined your avatars having sex. And let me jus' say, aaronjer your mouth is not the only thing that got that pipe wet. 
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2010 Mar 28 at 22:00 PDT
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Sometimes you're very creepy Mr. Sprinkles.
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2010 Mar 28 at 22:08 PDT
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superjer said: Sometimes you're very creepy Mr. Sprinkles.
Did you get that from the YouTube videos?
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2010 Mar 28 at 22:26 PDT
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sprinkles said: Did you get that from the YouTube videos?
Or maybe the wet pipes.
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2010 Mar 28 at 22:32 PDT
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I meant the MR. Sprinkles
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2010 Mar 28 at 22:57 PDT
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2010 Mar 28 at 23:22 PDT
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What the hell.
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