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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Covernant, do us all a favor and shutup.

God. Now the rapists have all gotten to shogun like flies to sugar.

What you need to do is get rid of the sugar.



Grow a beard shogun.
You might make yourself less attractive by shaving your head bald and transplanting moles all across your body. Dont bath for a few days and they might stop copulating you.


Or you could just sew your ass shut, which might work for a while but will have you die of intestinal blockage.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
≡ 2005 Oct 27 at 22:41 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5046
1,227 ₧
No just put on a shrike suit, that way when they try to put penises in you they will get all cut to pieces.

Man... what was with that thing in Hyperion where Kassad (sp?) was fucking that chick and she turned into the Shrike and she had steel teeth in her vagina...? That was never explained! WTF mates!
 
 
 
≡ 2005 Oct 28 at 00:17 UTC
Covernant
SJA: Sniper (P.L.Z.)
Expert Rifleman Medal
2005 Aug 7 • 385
29 ₧
Experimentia docet,errar humanum est
 
 
 
≡ 2005 Oct 28 at 01:52 UTC
$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic

Shotgun Headshot Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 585
34 ₧
i have connections that will hunt you down and kill you all......apart from the jers's's's's
in fact i might just take care of bellburn by myself ..and a big knife
sorry i'm not intimidated by your stupidity http://www.whiteninjacomics.com
 
 
 
≡ 2005 Oct 28 at 14:50 UTC
Covernant
SJA: Sniper (P.L.Z.)
Expert Rifleman Medal
2005 Aug 7 • 385
29 ₧
i have some connections too but they only do 3d models ...oh well better modelers than killers
 
 
 
≡ 2005 Oct 28 at 21:10 UTC
Raistlin

2005 Jul 30 • 75
29 ₧
i have a shotgun
(\__/) (O.o ) (> < ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination
 
 
 
≡ 2005 Oct 28 at 22:36 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Rastlin your advatar froze.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
≡ 2005 Oct 28 at 22:43 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5046
1,227 ₧
Looks like my owl beam is functioning then.
 
 
 
≡ 2005 Oct 29 at 05:36 UTC
Raistlin

2005 Jul 30 • 75
29 ₧
it did? call a doctor!
(\__/) (O.o ) (> < ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination
 
 
 
≡ 2005 Oct 29 at 10:47 UTC
echidna3
Captain Signupnow

Most Australian Medal
2005 Apr 4 • -201
i really dont like you covernant.
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
≡ 2005 Oct 30 at 11:31 UTC
Covernant
SJA: Sniper (P.L.Z.)
Expert Rifleman Medal
2005 Aug 7 • 385
29 ₧
i dont like u 2 .arent we similar
 
 
 
≡ 2005 Oct 30 at 11:32 UTC
echidna3
Captain Signupnow

Most Australian Medal
2005 Apr 4 • -201
im nothing like you.
i dont like signatures. although there are some good ones out there
 
 
 
≡ 2005 Oct 30 at 11:36 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
My advatar is better.

I stole it from somebody on the Acmlm Forum.

And he will kick your asses.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
≡ 2005 Nov 1 at 18:06 UTC
Covernant
SJA: Sniper (P.L.Z.)
Expert Rifleman Medal
2005 Aug 7 • 385
29 ₧
thats 1 cool avatar but if u watch for like 30secs u will get dizzy
 
 
 
≡ 2005 Nov 2 at 01:22 UTC
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