Legend has it that George Washington invented the mitten. According to Mark Twain immediately after inventing the mitten he chopped down that cherry tree. Then apparently he rode a burning motorcycle down a space ship shaped like a Gibson EB-Zero electric guitar and made a jump that cleared 2 supermassive black holes, WHILE simultaneously performing brain surgery that saved Abraham Lincoln's life.
molkman Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens
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aaronjer said:
Legend has it that George Washington invented the mitten. According to Mark Twain immediately after inventing the mitten he chopped down that cherry tree. Then apparently he rode a burning motorcycle down a space ship shaped like a Gibson EB-Zero electric guitar and made a jump that cleared 2 supermassive black holes, WHILE simultaneously performing brain surgery that saved Abraham Lincoln's life.
Lolyea, mine's perfect, but when stating "me neither", I meant Havokk's title, not mine.
Legend has it that George Washington invented the mitten. According to Mark Twain immediately after inventing the mitten he chopped down that cherry tree. Then apparently he rode a burning motorcycle down a space ship shaped like a Gibson EB-Zero electric guitar and made a jump that cleared 2 supermassive black holes, WHILE simultaneously performing brain surgery that saved Abraham Lincoln's life.
