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Stranger: greet the next person you speak to with 'word up'
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You: word up
Stranger: your mom
You: youve seen her lately
You: i seemed to misplace her
Stranger: you're not very good at this whole "English" thing, are you?
You: english is my second native language
Stranger: mine too.
You: i am glad we have something in common
You: so what do you do for a living
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somehow this one went from funny to horse ass
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Stranger: hey
You: word up
Stranger: yo
You: so whats your name
Stranger: tash
Stranger: yours?
You: sprinkles
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: are you some sortof druggie sparkling animal or some weird shit?
Stranger: cause thats a druggie sparkling animal name
You: really
You: i have no come back for that
You: lets move on
Stranger: fair enough
You: i am a ninja
You: you want to see my skills
Stranger: is it by pressing disconenct? cause thats some shitty ninjaing and you know it
You: i was going to put my face behind my head
Stranger: cool do that then
Stranger: that sounds fun
You: so what do you do for a living
Stranger: hooker
Stranger: you?
You: sleeping bob
You: so are you one of those classy sluts or one of the 5 bucks gets me off ones?
Stranger: classy shit
Stranger: I used to be a lawyer and all that
Stranger: but yawn
You: im not familiar with yawn
You: what is it
Stranger: boring job
Stranger: where you from?
You: oh well i have a yawn too
You: usa
You: you?
Stranger: across the pony from you dear
Stranger: *pond even
Stranger: but pony would be awesome too
You: uk?
Stranger: yes
You: haha i always wanted to go
Stranger: it sucks over here
Stranger: no jokes
Stranger: the weather is crap all the time and nothing interesting ever happens
Stranger: and chavs are the wors
Stranger: t
You: you have nice snow?
Stranger: we never have snow
Stranger: like we got it once in the middle of feb this year for a couple of days
Stranger: but that was a miracle
Stranger: scotland gets snow
You: well thats better than us
Stranger: but no one goes to scotland
You: we get snow then it melts to ice
Stranger: yea but you get to see the sun every now and then
You: and you dont?
Stranger: its always grey and cloudy
You: nobodies told you thats the real colour of the sun
You: sorry nobody's
You: damn my grammer
Stranger: you are excused
Stranger: im not a grammar nazi so all is good
Stranger: but im off now
Stranger: have fun and good luck with your life (:
You: you too
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Stranger: hey! male 19 with webcam here. do u wanna cyber and watch my cock and orgasm on msn?
You: yea i would love to
Stranger: ok
Stranger: from?
You: over there
Stranger: what s yor msn
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Stranger: Hi, female?
You: hello young one
You: no tranny
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wow so addicting!
this has gone to far!!
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: were from?
You: please hold while i find my penis
Stranger: ahahahaah sick man
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Stranger: smile
You: hello there sexy
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how'd you know
You: i could tell by the sound of your voice
Stranger: you charming flirt you
Stranger: i am a boy, btrw
You: really i happen to be a lamp shade
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you're funny
Stranger: wit is always sexy, even on a lampshade
You: yes i have more funny in my veins than obama has shit coming out his mouth
Stranger: now you're getting political... and i'm not laughing
Stranger: idealistic enough to believe he actually believes (most of) what he's saying...
You: i was going to say goerge bush but that was a lot of typing
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: so you don't really care/know either way
Stranger: apolitical, flip creature
Stranger: anything for a laugh, huh
You: im not much into politics
Stranger: clearly, if you confound the two
You: i jus make fun of people when they mess up
Stranger: one shouldn't speak/condemn what they know little off
Stranger: icky policy, snarky
Stranger: easy to critique world from your armchair
You: my chair lacks arms....but it does have legs
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and this one is......awkward
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You: hwllo
Stranger: hei
Stranger: r u a guy?
You: thats hellow in japanese
Stranger: ok
You: only on fridays with my boss
Stranger: wat the hell?
Stranger: im a guy
Stranger: and gay
You: so am i
You: i have a fling with my boss
Stranger: ur boss is also gay?
Stranger: wow cool!
You: he doesnt consider himself gay
Stranger: aah well i (l)
Stranger: this canadian boy
Stranger: hes sooo damn cute & hot at the same thing
You: oh well i jus love me some canadian bacon
Stranger: i dunno love is such a wonderful feeling
You: so whats your name
Stranger: i dunno y i nev felt like fucking him
Stranger: my name is...
Stranger: Awais
Stranger: im paki-swiss
Stranger: how abt u ??
You: really i am a cookie monster
You: let me eat your cookies
Stranger: ok watever
Stranger: tell me your name
Stranger: and loc?
Stranger: and nationality
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