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My new hobby!

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Sloth

2008 May 18 • 543
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You: i love it
You: well im pretty much bored
You: do you do sport?
You: I do
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You: I do badminton and walking with mah dogs
You: they can be very hard to walk with sometimes
You: so...
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You: THEY CANT STOP
You: SLAP ME!
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You: www.animeplanet.com
You: www.redtube.com
You: www.pornhub.com
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You: OHH MAI!! STOP IT MY PENIS IS MOVING
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2009 Oct 19 at 13:00 UTC
Sloth

2008 May 18 • 543
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You: hi!
Stranger: hey hey
You: f / m?
Stranger: m
Stranger: u?
You: sorry
You: Some of my chew gums when on the floor D:
You: Im so down nau
You: I don't have any friends I can visit
You: im so alone
You: Loneliii IM so loneliiii
Stranger: well, im probably lonieler
You: So do you have some fruity loops
You: I haven't even got my breakfast
Stranger: i havent even went to sleep
You: I've eaten over 164 Chewgums
You: Its a motor with 600 Horse Power
You: You are pretty much fucked
Stranger: 8>>>>>>>>>.D
You: NOOOO!O!

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You: KEEP HIM AWAY FROM Me
You: I WENT HERE TO GET AWAY
You: DON't YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND!
Stranger: balls
You: ITS OVER
You: Ye
Stranger: vaginal disease
You: thats what she said
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2009 Oct 19 at 13:14 UTC
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
Down Rodeo said:
Sprinkles, you put far too much effort into that, but it was unmitigated awesome, and I don't even care if that is not the correct usage of "unmitigated".



Ah stop I am blushing......


My favourite one is when I pretended to be gay for 45 min, and then, at the end, I was like I got a wife.

Now thats classic

The Michael Jackson one was stupid at best.

The others were decent.

Damn, man, they should make this a sport!



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You: salirophilia
Stranger: konichiwa
You: thats a real word dumbass
You: you jus got learned motherfucker
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penis


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You: My sexual fetish is salirophilia!
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2009 Oct 19 at 16:38 UTC — Ed. 2009 Oct 20 at 01:17 UTC
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
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oh god what have you done
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
 
2009 Oct 20 at 02:08 UTC
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
the_cloud_system said:
oh god what have you done



I must confess I can not continue this....
I feel awkward.......



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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: How are you this day?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: and you
You: Simply great.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where do you liv
Stranger: live
You: usa
You: you?
Stranger: california?
Stranger: taiwan
You: colorado
Stranger: good
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 17
You: And you?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: so you're a senior high student
You: If I didn't drop out, yes.
Stranger: why
Stranger: you don't like study?
You: I do not do good with people.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: are you a boy or girl
You: I am a woman
Stranger: ha
Stranger: ok
You: Yes then, and you?
Stranger: man
You: Aw jus my type.
Stranger: i don't understand^^"
You: Ask yourself what you do understand, that is what you must do.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so what's your name
You: Danielle, and yours?
Stranger: Kevin
Stranger: noce to meet you danielle
You: I must come clean.
You: I feel nasty right now.
Stranger: ok
You: I am pretending to be my best friend, I am not Danielle
Stranger: ...
You: Ah, yes I need to work on my cover id.
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2009 Oct 20 at 02:15 UTC
Sloth

2008 May 18 • 543
Lol, if you actually look at the link the Ginger kid sended me LOL NO life kid.
 
 
 
2009 Oct 20 at 12:30 UTC
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
EXTREMELY RACIST!!!!



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Stranger: ㅗㅑ
Stranger: hi
You: ok then
Stranger: from?
You: canada
Stranger: yeah~
Stranger: i'm Korea
Stranger: krean
Stranger: korean
You: oh ive never talk to a chinky bastard before
You: your like the chinese nigger
Stranger: u too -_-
You: im fucking canadian
Stranger: a yeap
You: we better than you
You: we speak english
Stranger: no never
Stranger: so?
Stranger: i can speak korean
Stranger: it's only ours
Stranger: english is not urs
You: and we're not communists
Stranger: do u have ur language?
Stranger: then so?
You: i have my rifle and i have my gun
Stranger: age?
You: what else do i need
Stranger: i have too
Stranger: age?????

You: with your squinty ass eyes you wouldnt be able to shoot past 50 meters
Stranger: you wouldnt be able to shoot past 5000000 meters with mine
Stranger: fucking canadian
You: fucking judas preist
Stranger: -_-;;;
Stranger: what's ur region?
You: bc
Stranger: ???
You: british columbia you dumbass
Stranger: ummm..... i've never heared that before
Stranger: what's ur age??????
Stranger: tell ur age!!!!!
You: stop being silly you dirty little wanker
Stranger: 헐 지끼지마
Stranger: 욕도 그따구로밖에 못하나
Stranger: 존니 어이업슴
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
You: you racist chauvinistic pig!
Stranger: u too
You: no i hate everybody equally
Stranger: don't refer racial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: u only can speak eng.
Stranger: so silly
Stranger: i can 10languages
You: and i can fuck 10 canadian bitchs
Stranger: don't lie
You: how many women in your country?
You: 2?
Stranger: that's ur country
You: ah you little scumb bag
Stranger: yeap, don't tell ur country
Stranger: that's ur country's introduce
You: we canadians ar known for our lovemaking and bacon
Stranger: so>
Stranger: so?
You: what are you known for?
You: killing people?
Stranger: that's you
You: fucking commy
Stranger: Though canadians ar known for our lovemaking and bacon,

u r NOT!!!!!!!!!!
You: oh mr original is here
You: sorry
Stranger: don't u know etiquette???
You: im better than you i dont have to
Stranger: keep etiquette
Stranger: no
Stranger: nobody better than me
You: yes go kill yourself you little commy bastard
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2009 Oct 20 at 16:07 UTC
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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2009 Oct 20 at 18:00 UTC
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
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Wow that guy couldnt come up with good enough comebacks so he just said what you said back at you.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
2009 Oct 20 at 20:49 UTC
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
AWKWARD.........



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You: hey
Stranger: BOUNCE JUST BOUNCE
Stranger: hi
You: did i jus meet you?
You: before?
Stranger: really ?
Stranger: YOU DISCONNECTED ME !!!
Stranger: >.<
You: no
Stranger: thats right, i am asian
Stranger: yes you did
Stranger: BOUNCE JUST BOUNCE
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2009 Oct 20 at 23:06 UTC
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3081
-6 ₧
nice
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
 
2009 Oct 21 at 02:23 UTC
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