Was the forum down earlier or was it just my computer?

Well if you find a hole:

1st) Do something funny and/or awesome.
2nd) Let me know so I can fix it.

Why wasn't I able to login with any account yesterday?

Yes, but so is America; it's just bigger.

The United States of America, real name United Shites of an Arsehole, is an international terrorist cell with a bit of money (though some sociologists may classify it as a wildlife reserve). After being discovered by Sarah Palin toward the end of the 2008 election, it quickly acquired a constitution written by bullied school children, and America dubbed itself soccer "mom" capital of the country. This earned it 3.141592 culture points on Civilization IV.

It was originally supposed to be a collection of semi-autonomous entities known as "Shites" but these were later publicly renamed as states to keep the small minority of shit happy under the interests of profanity bias.. These States allegedly had just as much power as their Government, if not more, back when the United States was a young Republic. America is a failed subsidiary of The Great British Empire, and the British Government is in talks with Russia over selling it to them. It is expected Russia will make a bid of up to - but not exceeding - $20 USD ( Ugandan Socialist Dollars) to buy America within the next decade.

The US has a reputation for turning up late for wars, and they are yet to ever truely win a war. They joined in for the last year of The First World War, even though nobody really understood why, and in the last few years of The Second World War after finally deciding the nazi's were naughty boys. They like to think they actually saved Europe, which is a claim the rest of the world laughs and scoffs at. Indeed they were so late in joining the Vietnam war, that before G.I Joe set foot upon south-east Asian soil, everybody had forgotten what they were fighting for. To be fair it has being making considerable efforts of being on time, whilst largely successful this has been achieved by starting the wars.

In 2001, the United States of America declared war on the USA under charge of having oil. This was later discovered to be merely vast quantities of cooking oil, for civilian use.

Americans (Species) are generally, very unfunny and talk in a monotonous, "my tongue is obese, therefore inactive" style - but they never shut up. This is because americans have extra strong jaw muscles, which they need to eat McDonalds, Oreos and blades of straw. They are renowned for their poor sense of humour, which almost always relies on something which "just happened" with the word "retard" added to the end. Luckily for this article, education in America is poor - and a vast majority of the country's population is either illiterate, confused or blond and will find the article so offensive, they dont notice the more subtle, scathing put downs and will instead resort to bashing the keyboard with their intrinsically chubby fingers. (see talk page)

One prominent symbol of the American Nation is the golden arches of which each arch represents a century The USA has existed. Such a vast historical and cultural merit, spanning a massive 2 centuries - has been personified to edible form in the shape of the Big Mac. Basically, however you chew it, you are eating shit it ends up shit anyway.

smaller than a continent