BloodFarts
2015 Jul 12 • 14

I assaulted a spider with a cactus. I think it has rights to an attorney but I'm not sure. Help plz.

Outcast
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2009 Dec 13 • 567
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I still want to learn how to fart blood.

BloodFarts
2015 Jul 12 • 14

I will teach you Kouhai.

SuperJer
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aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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Spiders have no legal rights in the state of Washington, you're good, but if you leave the state you might be prosecuted.

jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 13 • 280

Unless, of course, you were walking through the water and thinking about them. Then it's a whole new set of laws you have to adhere to. Spider laws.

BloodFarts
2015 Jul 12 • 14

Oh shit.

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Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
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Your question is somewhat ambiguous, are we talking about the spider's rights or the cactus'?

aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 5042
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Cactus rights are all over the place in Washington, and are mostly based on city ordinances. For example, in Bremerton, if you're caught mishandling a cactus you can be fined up to $50, no big deal. However, in the fairly small town of Shelton you'll risk the death penalty for so much as even talking about a cactus, or in one case Hames vs. Carter(2011), describing a 'prickly' situation.

SuperJer
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2005 Mar 21 • 6663