Decoy is Hot
BY SUPERJER, 1999
Style: Jazzy
SuperJer used to play Counter-Strike 1.3 on a server called GibGames at 66.28.252.27 and
there was this other player named Decoy. Decoy got like a double kill and
was clearly very HOT! SuperJer, lying, told Decoy that he wrote a song about how
hot Decoy was. Then SuperJer actually wrote a song about how hot Decoy was. Then Decoy
listened to it and mysteriously disappeared. :<